because im still laughing

ok guys so i just had a breakthrough 
so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or 'oh no’

lmao my brother just told me that today, when he was doing grocery shopping with our dad, the two of them were at the female hygiene section and they were picking up the brand of pads my mom and I use (my dad and bro have always been the ones in charge of stacking up our bathroom with pads and tampons whenever we so much start showing signs of our periods coming up) and this guy that’s around his mid 30′s suddenly comes up to the two of them and says shit about ‘how embarrassing must be for him and his dad to be getting this items’ and that ‘next time he should just tell his wife or girlfriend or daughter or whatever to pick the pads themselves, it’s not like they’re drying or something’ and my dad and bro are just there speechless because of the attitude of the guy and they look just a bit off to the side of the guy and there’s a girl that’s clearly with him, and my dad just looks directly at her and says, from the bottom of his heart, ‘I’m sorry you have to deal with this kind of shit, dear’ and she kinda just nods and says ‘well, not anymore’ and looks at the guy that’s suddenly aware that she was standing there and says ‘because guess who’s without a girlfriend now. We are OVER (insert asshole’s name here cuz’ my bro couldn’t remember)’ and she just drops whatever items she had in her hands and walks away

I’m laughing because my sister’s father-in-law just bet me that within 5 years some guy would come and sweep me off my feet and I’d have kids of my own and I just look over at my mom - who knows I’m gay and have a girlfriend - and look back at him like “You’re on.” We shook on it. Bitch is going down.

liswae  asked:

Are you still active snaj ? 😘



Brendon: *hits blunt*

Sarah: how high are you right now?

Brendon: I don’t know, like, 5′7″

IM – !!

I just hit 100+ followers, and I’m honestly in disbelief???
It’s been a month and all of you have seriously been so kind and welcoming. I’m
so happy that I have had the chance to be part of the f.ate fandom with such
wonderful people, and to interact with rpers so ENTHUSIASTIC about their muses.
IT IS AN AMAZING THING TO SEE AHHHH. All of you have made my short
time on this blog an amazing experience, and I love all of you so much.
asdfghjk thank you !! ❤️

Not much to do at this hotel other than listen to the how to train your dragon audiobooks and doodle little baby book Hiccup, which I must say I’m 1000% okay with. 

GOT7 (Jack and the Beanstalk Edition)
  • Jackson: Jack the son
  • Yugyeom: beanstalk
  • Mark: pretty giant in the sky that Jack(son) falls in love with
  • Jinyoung: sassy, jealous giant-spouse of Mark that Jack kills so he can love Mark
  • Youngjae: cow that Jack sells for magic beans
  • BamBam: magic beans
  • Jaebum: Jack's mom who is disappointed in his life choices
2017 New Year's Greetings from Watanabe You!
Watanabe You (CV. Saitou Shuka)
2017 New Year's Greetings from Watanabe You!

“Happy New Year! Everyone, are you doing well? I’m going to go full steam ahead this year too! Yousoro~! My new year’s resolution is to listen properly when others are talking!”

anonymous asked:

what has kickstarted this recent set of r-drama? every time this happens i see a bunch of people talking about whatever started it but never the source

uh well

that started it, got em called out by rhea. they then asked rhea (a year later) to take down the post bc they werent racist but then rhea got a screenshot of their blog and

they have also repeatedly seen siding with Groovie, whos been gone for a bit now but yea that was a neonazi with dragons named “DiversityIs” and “WhiteGenocide” and who had a bunch of just..racist ass dragons. she called asians “kawaii yellow people”

When called out on their racism they started some bullshit on how everyone who thinks theyre racist “just hates jewish people and THEY are the racist ones”

they’ve been wanking over R and “Her Minions” (me and others) for a couple days now, saying arrogant shit like “I won’t reply to you if you can’t act civil” while also posting this shit:

DONT read this btw if ur a sexual assault survivor or just uncomfortable with incest stuff, its them replying to an anon message saying “fucking hell. who beat you?” with a detailed description about how anons dad apparently does graphic shit to anon at night.

above screenshot is from their sister’s blog, whos just as racist, just as weirdly sexual (legit said “does rhea give you all cummies for this”  which is disgusting) and is still fucking salty about losing dom in 2016. i remember them CONSTANTLY posting light flight hate on their blog around then. theyre currently backpedalling by acting like they DONT agree with their sibling telling people to kill themselves (screenshot below), after they realized blaming Rhea for literally everything doesnt work. BUT since they did the whole “cummies” thing as well i doubt they really care

^ also that. i dont wanna go through their entire blog (because legit, half of it is full of fucking 4th of july posts) but the whole “Kill yourself, douche-fuck” really doesnt comply with their victim complex here

theyve been sending me shit as well, claiming sweden and germany are hell on earth rn bc of immigration, even going as far to say that in germany its illegal to say germany doesnt need more immigrants (LMFAO)

theyre just in general someone who is racist as hell, mean as fuck, then tries to act like they didnt do shit and acts all arrogant and plays the victim a lot while telling people the most hideous shit (re: the dad comment)

they also posted a clip of the twilight zone and legit said it was “some culture, too deep for tumblr” which isnt necessarily bad but im still fucking laughing about it because its just such a dickish fedora amateur-philosopher thing to say