because im not like a regular mom

Listen,, so i live in this cold-e-sack thing, bc im a lesbian white suburban mom who loves her cat children, and i was invited to this lil gathering of moms, they all sat around on couches drinking wine, and they asked me what i did so i told them i was in skool and stuff, they then tried to set me up with the guy down the other street opposite of mine, who just so happens to be gay as well, not today wine moms, and they asked me if i was into the whole “social media” “craze”. So i was like,,, yeah I’m a millennial, i have an instagram, i know how to use word excel. So this one mom looks at me and goes “are you one of those tubers? My son loves them with their minecraft or whatever” it should be noted she had at least 3+ glasses at this point. So i was like nono, just the regular instagram and i have a blog. And I have no idea, how the heck, but they somehow took it in as I was a famous blogger…. so they next morning i go out to get my mail because its in this community building, and as im leaving, i see this group of small children, middle school and lower, crowding around the big tree next to the gate, just holding a basketball and looking at me. 

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the wine moms told their children im a famous ?? blogger, and now i have a small band of children trying to figure out who i am. And i just dont have the heart to tell them im just a broke student,,,

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Nightmare! Belle (plus the original one of her)

yeah, belle (bella) is my oc. she’s based off of a pet i have who’s a toy poodle named belle.

i made a YT and named it ‘’Bella lynn’’ after her because at the time they were thinking of putting her to sleep (cuz she was in pain and we couldnt afford the surgery she needed) and i wanted to have that as a memory of her. 

she’s still alive tho and im happy. she got the surgery she needed and is happy.


but the character i named her off of has wings because i thought the real belle was going to be put to sleep.


the tiara is because we call her a princess sometimes


she’s sorta a poodle thingy cuz yknow


and she has the accessories cuz ya


[edit: i didnt proof read this cuz im stupid like that]

anonymous asked:

Jamison, has Mercy ever given you a lecture on your "bad habits"? Like, your obvious Pyromania, regular mania, and the whole not bathing thing?

ohhhh only all the bloody time!

angela seems to think she’s everyone’s mom sometimes. which is obviously false because she doesn’t got any children!

i used to take notes at her little lectures but they get repetitive after a while, ykno? im an adult-can handle myself just fine thank you! im more than old enough to play with fire, and play with mania, and not take baths. ykno, animals don’t take baths, and humans are animals, so why do we?

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3 years ago, I got this shirt from my mom for Christmas that reads, “IM THAT GIRL.” I really did like it but ended up only wearing it twice since I got it, today included. I’ve always feared what people would think to themselves if they saw me wearing this, because I’m not particularly great at anything..I tend to blend in with the regular crowd.
I’m not that girl with the noticeable good looks, the perfect body, straight A’s or tons of friends.
As I went through my workout today, I couldn’t help but think of all the things I’m not, because this shirt has always been a reminder to me of all those things.
But today for no known reason I had dug this specific t-shirt out from the bottom of my drawer and put it on.
After I realized this, the positive side of me started to fight its way back into my head, telling me things like “you know what? I AM that girl.
I’m that girl that’s a work in progress.
I’m that girl that really likes to run, and running doesn’t really like me back at the moment, but I’m not giving up.
I’m that girl that is trying to stop comparing myself to others, and trying to care less about others opinions.
I’m that girl that’s been finding a lot of happiness in herself lately, for herself and BY herself.
I’m that girl that has always wanted to be THAT girl, but is slowly accepting who I am.“
I’m that girl that hopes other people actually read this and gain a little more self confidence themselves.
🙂

season six wish list

you are about to read a detailed list of wishes that I have for 6a of teen wolf. hopefully at the end of the season I can come back to this post and check things off. 

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