Listen,, so i live in this cold-e-sack thing, bc im a lesbian white suburban mom who loves her cat children, and i was invited to this lil gathering of moms, they all sat around on couches drinking wine, and they asked me what i did so i told them i was in skool and stuff, they then tried to set me up with the guy down the other street opposite of mine, who just so happens to be gay as well,
not today wine moms, and they asked me if i was into the whole “social media” “craze”. So i was like,,, yeah I’m a millennial, i have an instagram, i know how to use word excel. So this one mom looks at me and goes “are you one of those tubers? My son loves them with their minecraft or whatever” it should be noted she had at least 3+ glasses at this point. So i was like nono, just the regular instagram and i have a blog. And I have no idea, how the heck, but they somehow took it in as I was a famous blogger…. so they next morning i go out to get my mail because its in this community building, and as im leaving, i see this group of small children, middle school and lower, crowding around the big tree next to the gate, just holding a basketball and looking at me.
the wine moms told their children im a famous ?? blogger, and now i have a small band of children trying to figure out who i am. And i just dont have the heart to tell them im just a broke student,,,