because i've lost all control of my life

*opens and closes mouth* okay, which one of you added my author name to a list of bisexual representation in literature and has me listed as ‘satirical pansexual’ because a) if that’s not a Google translation error that’s the best description ever and b) if that is a Google translation error that is the best description ever lmao

Some thoughts I had about a possible spin on FE Heroes

  • Askr is some sort of pseudo Valhalla where heroes are summoned after they die in their original worlds 
    • They don’t retain all of their memories upon being summoned, so they don’t remember passing away 
    • The heroes’ appearance don’t necessarily indicate the age they died, but rather how others remember them as throughout legend 
      • really i just don’t want to think about certain characters dying so young ;_;
  • The Askrians may be aware they’re disrupting the dead in order to stop an opposing empire. What gives them the right to do this? Why not leave the dead in peace?
    • They probably wouldn’t tell the heroes straight up “Hey we know you’re RIP but we need you to fight for us”
    • What if they withheld this information from the heroes? They spun a lie of “summoning” to cover up the fact that what they’re doing more closely resembles necromancy
    • Kiran (the summoner) may or may not be aware of this
    • Anna has a quote that says heroes still “feel pain–just as we do”; maybe the lie is also a small act of mercy for the heroes?
  • The Emblian Empire summons heroes too for their own selfish goals, but that shouldn’t make the Askrians ideologically pure by default. Both sides are wrong in what they’re doing
9

“I saw a man so beautiful I started crying?
I immediately felt compelled to give them the nine dollars I had in my purse and say ‘you are the best looking person i have ever seen so i think you deserve it and i was going to buy my lunch with this but whatever’ but decided against it. and then i started crying. i seriously cried for an hour. i ran to the bathroom and came out later and i was even more tired before. i was overtired and btw i am a girl. i dont know why i cried because of that and he was better looking than all the models id seen ever!”

anonymous asked:

It's like Stan wakes up at the ass-crack of dawn to Ford double-checking all of Fiddleford's schematics for his giant robot and is just like "What the hell are you doing" and Ford just snaps like "I'M HELPING FIDDLEFORD BUILD HIS STUPID ROBOT SO HE'LL MAYBE FINALLY ASK YOU OUT, SO *WE* CAN FINALLY GET BACK TO ACTUAL SCIENCE BECAUSE I'VE LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE APPARENTLY"

This is all I can think of:

Poor Ford.

My Mom Understands Me:
  • Me: (on the phone with my mom) Ohmigod, Mom… I've lost control of my life.
  • Mom: What? Why?
  • Me: Because I'm suddenly shipping all these girl/girl ships.
  • Mom: -laughs-
  • Me: I'm serious! I'm surrounded by lesbians basically! Think about it! And Korra just ended and she got together basically with the other chick [my mom doesn't know Korra so I have to keep it simple]. It was heavily implied.
  • Mom: Look at that, Olivia, you got that lesbian vampire show--
  • Me: Carmilla, yes.
  • Mom: --You got your Elsanna and you got that Korra ending. Good for you. All your chick ships.
  • Me: I know. I'm so happy I did this. I just need a girlfriend to freak out about this with.
  • Mom: Mhm, of course.
  • Me: 'Cause, y'know, we're all a little gay.
  • Mom: -laughing- Yes, I agree. No judgement here.
16728) Anorexia is not one bit fun or glamorous. That boy won't like you because you lost weight, your friends won't be jealous either. People will stare and whisper not because they are envious, but because they are shocked at how sick and malnourished you look. So please get help before it spirals out of control. I've messed up my education and more importantly my health, I've wasted time I'll never get back. Go live your life to the fullest, achieve all your wildest dreams.