because i'm listening to them right now

Recently, I’ve been trying out a more different style to the one I have right now. It’s probably because I want to experiment with a coloring style that’s more like you’re painting. Though most times I just sketch out things out in my sketchpad, which even then is rather rare these days - gotta listen to the teacher after all.

I’m glad I got a chance to at least try out the style digitally. Proportioning is rather difficult, and I’m still practicing this style.

And I got back into D-Gray Man and wow am I glad because I found another artist I admire and their art style is beautiful <3

But anyways, still experimenting with this style, I want to change the eyes a little to something a little more semi-realistic. Or change the nose but I’m still pretty new to this style. And still not completely back! Though somewhere in December I’ll have more free time ^^/

hello confirmation that cyrus turning around was intentionally to show that he likes jonah!! can i just point out that they are clapping and cheering! i have never been this happy, i mean, look at them. look at josh. look at asher. listen to peyton. listen to everyone in the room. they support it. they are just as excited about this as we are. this is happening people & i couldn’t be happier!!

anonymous asked:

Are there any birds that eat humans? Where can they be found, and by hat are some things I should know?

Well, not to rain on your parade, but the the first and most important thing you need to know on this subject is that there are no birds that primarily predate on humans. 

We’re very big, very heavy, are very relatively good at defending ourselves, and have a tendency to hang out in groups. Not only that, but we have the audacity to cover most of our vulnerable points with stuff, and we’ve built these extremely non-bird-friendly zones in which we like to live. How unconscionably rude of us, amirite? 

Golden eagles have been recorded taking down sika deer and other medium-sized ungulates, and African crowned eagles have been known to attack children, so there is no question that large birds of prey could kill a human. Carrion birds and scavengers would undoubtedly eat bits off of an already-dead human (sky burials are a good example), but, again, we are not the chosen prey of any extant bird species.

As for extinct birds, even early modern humans were likely preyed upon by strictly non-avian predators. There are Maori oral traditions of the Haast’s Eagle - the females of which could reach up to 15kg (compared to the largest wild birds of prey now at ~9kg) - that state that they “seized and carried off men, women, and children”. However, while they were large enough to hunt their chosen prey, the (also extinct) moa, carrying off adult humans was likely outside of their capabilities

So, tl;dr: humans are really annoying to eat. 0/10, would not recommend.

the mars signs, basically
  • mars in aries: "u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
  • mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
  • mars in gemini: "oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
  • mars in cancer: "fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
  • mars in leo: "??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
  • mars in virgo: "i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
  • mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
  • mars in scorpio: *on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
  • mars in sagittarius: "wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
  • mars in capricorn: "yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
  • mars in aquarius: *on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
  • mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"
  • jake and amy: *interact*
  • me, externally: aww. you see, the jake/amy relationship is one of the most healthy relationship that's being portrayed on television right now. there's never any unnecessary drama and any issues that might arise are often quickly ironed out by communicating with each other. i love this relationship because it inspires me to be better- it doesn't bring out the worst in me, the screechy fangirl i used to be. i'm not crazy anymore. it doesn't mean i love them less, if anything, i love them more. they have a respectful and realistic relationship that doesn't require me to constantly scream for.
  • me, internally: *through my tears* LOOK AT HER, JACOB. LOOK AT YOUR FUTURE WIFE!!! listen to anything and everything she says and offer her the world because you will one day put a ring around that finger and she will bear your children and you'll take the kids to school and wave them goodbye JUST SAY YOU WON'T LET GOO O
My Confusion on Billy

Okay, wait a moment. I finished watching Stranger Things seasons one and two and I have successfully become confused. I ended up really liking Billy’s character because he’s so psychologically complex. Nothing about what he has done to Max is excusable, obviously, but there’s reasons behind it that make his character so compelling and potentially redeemable.

And this is where the confusion steps in.

His father is clearly abusive towards him because his dad considers him gay. Now, we don’t know if Billy is or isn’t (though my vote is for that he is gay) but in the 80s, that still wasn’t an acceptable thing. So, his dad is abusive because Billy’s pretty and cares about how he looks facially and physically and takes care of his appearance.

So, an important thing to remember is that his dad’s abusive.

People with abusive parents tend to go two ways from what I’ve observed and those people who have been abused that I’ve talked to. One way is that they become very meek and shut in regardless of who they’re around. Fear is practically their permanent emotional setting and it tends to be fairly obvious. The other way they tend to react is in anger and they lash out at anyone around them. They find pleasure in meaningless things and let the rest of their emotions out in rage on others (but typically never their abuser). That second way of reacting is Billy. He reacts in anger to everything and he wants people to feel the same way, wants to not be alone in his pain. And he also gets pleasure from meaningless things, such as sex.

So, I don’t understand why people say he’s irredeemable. Especially when his response to his situation is one that is shown in quite a few abuse victims.

And the other thing I’m confused about is calling Billy racist? Like, maybe I missed something (I did only finish both seasons yesterday) or maybe I interpreted the situation with Lucas differently (that tends to happen), but it never occurred to me that Billy was racist.

Now, let me explain.

As I said above, Billy tends to react in anger to most things and wants people to feel like him, feel the same pain–to not be alone in his suffering (because it’s rough when you have no support group and you live in this situation, for those of you who don’t know). And this extends to Max, as evidenced in the show. In a natural (but I’m not excusing it) response to his situation, he tries to find a reason for why they had to leave California and both of them blame the other.

The point, though, is that Billy wants Max to be in pain, too. He doesn’t want to be alone in his suffering. And he also has the unfortunate side effect of reacting in anger to everything (in a sort of sociopathic way, although I wouldn’t say he’s a sociopath).

So, when he sees Max talking to Lucas, his automatic response is that he can’t let that happen. He can’t let Max have that happiness or that support when he has neither (again, a natural response to his situation, but I’m not excusing it). And that’s where we see him tell Max to stay away from Lucas, threatens her. Lucas is the only one Billy sees Max with time and time again. The only time he sees her with the others or reacting to the others is when he speeds up on the road at them when the boys are biking home and then when they’re at the Byers’ house and he sees them through the window and when he walks inside. But he doesn’t see Max with a single one of them other than Lucas until he’s at the Byers’ house.

So, I don’t understand how that makes him racist. Is it because Lucas is coincidentally black? Because I just figured his reaction would be the same had Lucas been white because of the psychological state he’s in due to the abuse from his father.

Of course, though, this is all interpretation, but these are things that genuinely confused me when I was looking through the responses to Billy’s character–a character I very much enjoyed because I feel he is redeemable and the psychology of his character is fascinating (the things that drive him and make him who he is, his situation, how that has influenced his behavior and his treatment of others, etc.).

I hope to see more people at least realizing that although he’s a dick, he’s a product of his situation and is young and able to change, but change for many abuse victims can only come when they’ve been removed from that abusive environment.

(Not to mention, we don’t know how long the abuse has been going on and, if I remember correctly, Max references or implies that Billy didn’t always used to be like this and that he has simply been getting worse and worse–meaning that the abuse could’ve been happening for a while and the gaining of a stepmother and a stepsister and the move and all that have made him reach a breaking point. And if Billy hasn’t always been like this, it means that change is possible and could potentially be easier for him than it is for some other abuse victims.)

EDIT: you guys do know what an opinion is, right? And what an interpretation is? Because all of you seem to think I’m stating facts or something. I said Billy MIGHT be gay. I said that I PERSONALLY don’t think he was being racist. I said that I BELIEVE he’s redeemable. These are all opinions and interpretations. Why are some of you guys acting like I’m stating it as a solid fact? Opinions can be disagreed with, but that doesn’t mean they’re wrong. And, if you read what I wrote and actually understand it, you’ll see that I’m not excusing his actions because I state more than once that I’m not excusing his actions. Geez. (And I don’t listen to everything the writers say because, if anyone cares to remember, Steve was also meant to be irredeemable and look at him now. The writers aren’t always right even when it’s their own work. And I believe Billy can be redeemed. Do I think the writers will do so? That’s iffy. Would I like them to? Yeah.)

The Japanese voice work for RWBY is so good. It makes me happy that they’re getting such solid performances over there considering how big the show has gotten in Japan

Anti...
  • THAT person/friend: *walks in* Oh hey, what's up? What're you doing?
  • Me: Uhh, browsing Klance. What does it look like? *thou should leave, peasant.*
  • THAT friend: Oh ew! So you're an anti?!? Freak!
  • Me: *you.. have my attention now...* W-what?!? No! Why would you think I'm an anti??
  • THAT friend: Well everyone knows that the Klance fandom is filled with antis. Klance is overrated anyway. But you wouldn't understand. You're an idiotic anti!!
  • Me: HEY!! Klance may be overrated, but that doesn't stop me from shipping it. I really love this ship, but that doesn't mean I'll attack others for not thinking the same!! Shipping is for fun and it's not supposed to be used as a means of threatening others.
  • THAT friend: But you don't like Sheith!!! You said so yourself!!
  • Me: Actually, I see Keith and Shiro as having a more brotherly relationship. Broganes. Besides, I HAVE in fact liked or reblogged (or both) cute Sheith stuff before.
  • THAT friend: Well, you're TOTALLY against Sh//aladin right? That's anti.
  • Me: Not EVERY relationship is a romantic one. I just see Shiro as more of a father or even idol figure to the paladins. It's still a close bond, but nothing really romantic... To be honest, I personally ship Shiro more with Allura or Matt. Shatt and Shallura are both good for the soul.
  • THAT friend: Kallura though? What do you have against THAT, HUH?
  • Me: I don't really see the chemistry there..? I mean I get that in all versions of Voltron before, Kallura was practically canon, but, in Legendary Defender I don't really see it. As I said, they're more just 'good friends' to me. That doesn't mean I have anything against the ship, it's just that I personally happen to dislike it. That doesn't mean anything though. Those who ship it can continue shipping it no problem! If it makes them happy, why would I want to take that away from them? Who am I to do that?
  • THAT friend: Well of course you're going to hate on any ship with PIDGE in it right? Because that's "pedophilia?"
  • Me: Well, no. Pidge don't need no man, nor woman. I just see her as that type of character. Her love is more of a family love. Close bonds with friends that fit into the 'you're like a brother to me' category. Lauren said herself that all ships are valid. Jut because someone ships someone else with Pidge with someone doesn't mean I'll hate on them for not having the same view point as me.
  • THAT friend: AND HUNK? Is his ass too PURE for your freaky anti shipping?
  • Me: (I'm not an anti shut upppp!!!) Well no, I more ship Hunk with Shay to be honest. I love Hunk, but he's more of a Mom Friend figure to the Voltron paladins and crew. He's sweet but I still see more of a close friendship.
  • THAT friend: Well what about Klance? Couldn't THAT be considered simply a 'close friendship?'
  • Me: Well.. yeah to be honest, it COULD. I found Klance before I found Voltron, so I guess that's just my own stupid bias. But even if I'd watched Voltron first, I would've shipped Klance, I'm sure of that. No matter what anyone says, it IS true that they even each out nicely. Just because someone else doesn't ship it doesn't mean I'll make an attempt to chop their head off, even though Klance is my OTP. If it even becomes canon, that's just an added bonus. The creators ARE leaning in that general direction right now, but heck, that could change, right? It's just my opinion and it's not gonna change, but I'm not going to hurt someone else for dissing it, even though I don't agree.
  • THAT friend: *scoff* Whatever, freak anti.
  • Me: *sigh* Listen, I don't know where you got this anti thing from, but just because some Klance shippers are anti doesn't mean ALL of them are. All ships and fandoms in general have antis, and though none of us like it, it's just a thing we'll have to deal with. All we can do is be nice and try not to bite each others' heads off, but DON'T make the mistake that everyone in a certain category must be this or that. It's not right and you have to accept that. Believe me, if I had ANY control over this discourse, I'd try to do everything in my power to at least make it better. Unfortunately, I'm just one person over the internet, so I can't do much accept sitting back, watching, and putting in my shitty opinion here and there.
  • THAT friend: ... You had to get deep, didn't you?
  • Me: Huehuehue, fuk u 2.

lexikissesxo  asked:

Currently listening to your OC playlists. I just finished the Trish playlist, and right now I'm on Janis. I am OBSESSED. Literally every time you make a new video I'm like always hyped to see what songs you'll choose. I've literally watched your vids back to back because of the music lol. They bring back so many good vibes from last summer. Keep up the good work. Luv ya!

ahhh thank you so much  ^ U ^  dude that makes me so happy! Glad you liked them <3 I’m posting Ruca’s today <3
Trish’s Playlist  Janis Playlist

The Useless Lesbian Meme
  • (or: girls are hot and I am bothered) - requested by niceleatherinterior
  • Gathered up from chats and the internet. Feel free to change pronouns, add your own etc
  • "____, you useless lesbian!"
  • "My straight girlfriends hate me because every time they have relationship problems my answer is to 'dump him and date me'."
  • "I can't wait to have kids and get them caught in a constant loop of 'Go ask your mother'."
  • "My mom always said I'd grow out of thinking boys are gross well I'm in college now and the boys have just gotten grosser."
  • "STOP BITING YOUR FUCKING LIP ____ YOU'RE TURNING ME ON."
  • "I like girls like I like my glasses -- sitting on my face."
  • "Listen, honey, if the girl you're going down on isn't acting out that exorcism scene in Emily Rose, you aren't doing it right."
  • "I admit it: I only complimented your shirt because you caught me staring at your tits."
  • "My please-be-gaydar is redlining."
  • "Well dip me in honey and toss me to the lesbians..."
  • "I love and hate yoga pants. It's like going to a buffet when you're on a juice fast."
  • "Never take me bra shopping, I just wind up distracted by all the boobs."
  • "Oh sure, when he sleeps around he's a 'player' but when I do it I'm a 'lesbian'."

Don’t let any stinkers tell you video games are dumb. The Last of Us saves my life every time I play it and I say that with the upmost conviction. Listen, you may not think that you have a purpose but I guarantee you that if you play the last of us Right Now you will understand that there is someone you know that will endure and survive to the edge of the universe and back just because your existence makes it a little easier for them to do so.

Imagine:

During Edward’s first visit to Central after he and Winry announce their engagement, he makes an offhanded comment about not knowing how to dance. And Roy overhears him and offers to teach him. Edward is skeptical, but after Roy insists that Winry will appreciate it, he begrudgingly caves. But, the one caveat Roy has is that it has to be after hours, preferably an hour or so after everyone goes home.

Edward thinks to question it, but instead figures that it’s Mustang who sometimes appears to have no rhyme or reason for how he does things until the last moment, he’ll just suck it up and go along with it.

And if worse comes to worse and Mustang disappoints him (what he’s banking on, in fact), he’ll badger him until he gets a drink for having to put up with him.

So he goes to Central Command around 7pm and finds Roy… and Riza. The perplexed expression on his face is enough for Roy to right away explain that it’s better to learn from watching first before trying, and that the Lieutenant graciously offered to help him. And that’s when Edward realizes why he had to meet him so late that night.

Edward again is skeptical because the Lieutenant never seemed to be the type to dance, but for her sake and Winry’s, he would go through with it.

Roy moves the needle to the record that’s on the phonograph he stole from Fuery’s supply room to start the music, gets into position with Riza

And they absolutely kill it.

anonymous asked:

Hi Nini, may I ask you something? Please hug me, pat my head and cheer me up. Since my friends found out that I'm a fujoshi, love everything about BL and then they feel disgusted. One of them even said it blunt and clear in the middle of meeting in my workplace. I'm so sad 😢😢

That’s horrible! And rude and mean!
Don’t listen to them!! Loving Yaoi makes you 10.000 times more awesome! It’s like a superpower. Fujoshis and fudanshis are the best people because we drown ourselves in beautiful gay love every day.

YOU ARE NOT DISGUSTING!
Animal abusers are disgusting. Rapists are disgusting. Pedophiles are disgusting. Donald Trump is disgusting.

YOU are not!
Even if we are into pervy things, it’s nothing to be ashamed of. Sex is natural. Almost everyone has it. Right now there are people having all kinds of sex. It’s a normal thing like… pooping.

And people who react like that should be pitied. Because they either react like that because they have huge sticks up their butts and they’re butthurt all the time, or THEY are the ones sitting at home, watching porn and hentai in secret, fapping to tentacle porn.

Be yourself. Celebrate your perviness and the gay love. You are not alone. There are millions of ppl out there who are just the same. I’m one of them.
We might be perverted, i mean let’s be honest, there’s some weird shit in yaoi (and i love it all), but we’re not disgusting. I’ve been called that several times myself. Idgaf!
Do the same.
Every time someone bullies you because you’re a fujo, think of your favorite yaoi couple and pity them for never being able to experience this kind of love.

I want to say so much more but I’m with my family and I get weird looks because I’m furiously typing on my phone xD
But when I saw your ask I wanted to answer rn because I hate when people make others feel like shit.

If you feel like talking, please don’t hesitate to message me, okay!

~Nini

Ps: all the hugs and kisses for you! And butt pats, they’re the best XOXOXOXOXO

anonymous asked:

hi listen not to be rude but you're being rude just because you don't like the new band or whatever doesn't mean go and try to hate no one told you to listen to them or like them so don't make a hateful post about it because you're only being childish and you should be better than that and i'm not saying suport them but i am saying grow up and deal with it you're not gonna like everything in life and you don't have to but don't post hateful stuff and be ignorant and rude that's just stupid

Omfg you’re making me laugh so hard right now… 

Hunny, I’ve been trying to deal with the fact that white people are claiming or using things from Asian people all my life now. And the fact that now there is goddamn white people trying to make it into the kpop industry astonishes me. We don’t need them, not now, not yet. 

I had to watch white people portray Asian roles in movies and shows all my life!! AND IT’S STILL HAPPENING. I had to watch Asians be a background role and even be portrayed as nerdy or had to teach a white male karate. AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN ASIAN PERSON MAKE IT HUGE IN AMERICA’S MUSIC INDUSTRY.

My point is, we don’t need them. They’re gonna flop anyways.

Oh and “deal with it you’re not gonna like everything in life” … yeah ok, then YOU deal with that fact that I don’t like this situation either.

anonymous asked:

if you're not completely over the hogwarts sorting discussion yet- how would you sort the rest of the wolf 359 crew??? (i started listening because of you and now i'm hopelessly hooked)

eiffel—100% beautiful emotive gryffindor, all his decisions can be traced back to what he feels is right, and his intuition is the guiding force of the show. his moral compass is so bright and so strong aliens noticed.

minkowski—classic hufflepuff, from anal-retentive start to protective mama-bear finish. the crew is her crew, and she is going to get them home. (most really military types are hufflepuffs; a structured community that demands your loyalty and hard work is a siren song.)

hera—hard to sort an AI, but I think I would put her in slytherin. of the original crew, she’s the one with the most ambition, a drive to prove herself worthy of the mission she’s been given, and she’s most offended (and vindictive) when others hurt/slight her. she’s extended that protective selfishness a little to doug and the crew, but mostly she makes decisions for herself.

hilbert—as I said, he’s an excellent example of a dark ravenclaw, all his decisions are based on furthering his knowledge and understanding of the world (his research!) even to the point where it hurts people. plus, he is deeply confused and irritated when others don’t see the absolute truth in what he’s saying.

lovelace—look @ that slytherin go. she starts out just wanting to protect herself, further her own goals by any means necessary—then slowly that expands to the rest of the hephaestus crew, to the point where she’s viciously clannish and protective of all of them, instead of just herself.

kepler—my first inclination is to say dark gryffindor, because it would make sense, as a foil for eiffel and lovelace, and as a believer in the goddard Mission. but I could also be convinced of slytherin, given how protective he is of his own ego and importance, a generous helping of ruthlessness.

jacobi & maxwell—also slytherins. will do what they have to for each other and their fucked up boss, for no other reason than because he is Theirs. (jacobi joins goddard to prove himself and his abilities. maxwell joins for the opportunity to play with goddard’s toys and work on the cutting edge of AI research. they’re both largely self-driven choices.)

What went down in Guitar Villain
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Jagged Stone: *plays a hauntingly relaxing bass line*
  • Bob: that wasn't haunting, relaxing, or a bass line
  • Jagged Stone: who the f**k asked you
  • Bob: you did
  • Jagged Stone: remind me who you are
  • Penny: he's your producer, remember?
  • Jagged Stone: what about you?
  • Penny: I'm your assistant
  • Jagged Stone: why am I hanging out with minor characters
  • Bob: because your career is dependent on us
  • Jagged Stone: oh yeah you're right
  • Bob: and your career also depends on you changing your style
  • Jagged Stone: yeah f**k that
  • Penny: remember, you can't say f**k on a kids' show
  • Jagged Stone: why would kids be watching right now
  • Jagged Stone: kids watch this show for the superheroes, not the business meetings
  • Jagged Stone: and none of the characters they care about are even on screen
  • Bob: but if you'd just listen to me, I have a killer plan to make them care about you
  • Jagged Stone: really? because I'm not seeing how I could be any more cool than this
  • Bob: ok, so here's my plan
  • Bob: you watch the interview with XY, he insults you, you get mad, you get akumatized, BAM, people care about you
  • Jagged Stone: I'm not sure about that
  • Jagged Stone: here's an idea
  • Jagged Stone: I get a middle schooler to design new album artwork for me
  • Bob: okay, and...
  • Jagged Stone: that's it
  • Jagged Stone: pretty good plan, huh?
  • Bob: not much of a plan
  • Penny: that's just why it might work!
  • Bob: no, that's the opposite of how plans work
  • Penny: oh
  • Jagged Stone: hey Marinette, come design my album artwork in one day for free
  • Marinette: ok so imma photoshop your face onto the Mona Lisa
  • Jagged Stone: I was hoping for something a bit cooler
  • Marinette: then pay me and give me two weeks
  • Jagged Stone: ok screw this, let's go with Bob's plan
  • Jagged Stone: Hawkmoth, spots on!
  • Hawkmoth: that's not the command
  • Jagged Stone: Hawkmoth, claws out?
  • Hawkmoth: no it's "dark wings, rise"
  • Jagged Stone: that's stupid
  • Hawkmoth: I know, I tried to get Nooroo to change it but he wouldn't
  • Jagged Stone: just give me my superpowers already
  • Hawkmoth: ok here you go
  • Guitar Villain: aww I wanted to be that cool fire guitar guy from Mad Max
  • Hawkmoth: ok can do
  • Hawkmoth: pay me and give me two weeks
  • Guitar Villain: ...fine, this transformation is satisfactory
  • Hawkmoth: oh and you've got a dragon
  • Guitar Villain: F**K YES
  • Penny: pls don't say f**k
  • Guitar Villain: oops sorry
  • Ladybug: ok Chat Noir let's fight the dragon
  • Chat Noir: OMG IT'S SO FLUFFY
  • Ladybug: it is decidedly not fluffy
  • Chat Noir: I WANNA PET IT
  • Ladybug: but it's trying to kill you!
  • Chat Noir: I DON'T CARE
  • Fang: *wrecks him into a traffic light*
  • Chat Noir: ...ok now I care
  • Ladybug: let's go protect XY
  • XY: see the thing about music is that it's just a tool to get people to fall in love with you
  • XY: I don't care about music, I just like knowing that there are legions of teenagers dedicating their lives to following me without even the satisfaction of my acknowledgement of their existence
  • Ladybug: *picks up XY and holds him in the air*
  • Ladybug: HEY DRAGON HERE'S A TASTY LITTLE POP STAR RIGHT OVER HERE, COME AND GET HIM
  • Chat Noir: I thought we were supposed to be protecting him
  • Ladybug: and now we're protecting the rest of the world from him
  • Guitar Villain: thanks Ladybug!
  • Ladybug: no problem!
  • Guitar Villain: wanna help me throw this guy off the Eiffel Tower
  • Ladybug: let's not get ahead of ourselves
  • Ladybug: let's just take over his concert and show his fans some actual music
  • Guitar Villain: sounds like a plan
  • Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Guitar Villain: *rock out until the credits roll*
How to identify a Heathers song

Check for one or more of the following:

— There are at least four key changes, usually into really fucking weird minor keys (like SErIOusLy w hat the f UCK learning them on piano is a bitch?)
— it makes you want to cry for some reason (sadness, anger, joy, whatever LET THE WATERWORKS COMMENCE)
— you can’t play it around your parents because swear words are swear words no matter how gorgeous the harmonies (holy SHIT holy SHIT holy SHIT holy SHIT holy SHIIIIIIIIIIIT)

If one or more of these apply, you are listening to Heathers song. Go get a slushie.

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“Beating up a kind man is violence, but beating up a bad guy.. that’s justice.”

“Now, as I look at my family’s faces, I wonder if I’ll see them again. When you become a police officer, sometimes there are criminals like this, that you will risk your life to capture, because he’s not the usual bastard out there. Right now, I see in my mind my son and my wife’s faces. I know I might not see them again… If we die, who will protect our families? Who will protect them?”

anonymous asked:

So my girlfriend of over three years just said we should see other people. How would the paladins comfort their crush after a breakup?

Shiro

  • he’s there if you ever need him 
  • it’s really easy to confide in shiro because he keeps his lips zipped
  • and he doesn’t force you to say anything either
  • if you just want to sit and cry there? it’s cool
  • he’s just here for you
  • he hopes one day you’ll be here with him because he loves you

Keith

  • he’s really upset that someone would hurt you like this???
  • he isn’t the best at comforting, he’s a bit awkward
  • he didn’t get comforted a lot as a kid
  • kinda sits by you and puts an arm around you loosely as you cry or vent or whatever
  • how could someone???? break up with you???? he doesn’t understand

Hunk

  • he’s so sad for you how could someone hurt you :((
  • a lot better at comforting
  • he’ll sit with you for however long it takes for you to heal
  • he’ll even try to learn the recipe for your favorite comfort food
  • he’s so upset and genuinely mad that someone could just hurt you like that and go and he’s so :/

Lance

  • he’s like a ball of anger i mean!!! how could!!! someone!!! upset you!!! so much!!!
  • very comforting though, he’ll listen to all of your problems for as long as you need him too
  • he wishes you never had to go through a breakup
  • he wishes he could be holding you right now :(((
  • too bad you’re just a crush 

Pidge

  • she is more used to being comforted rather than comforting
  • so she’s a bit rusty but she’ll listen
  • get’s very fired up at your ex 
    • “they didn’t deserve them!“
  • might need some comforting herself tbh

I went someplace. And every day I woke up in that place, and I told myself, ‘I’m alive.’


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