because i'm going to need it later

  • Ravenclaw: I feel trapped.
  • Hufflepuff: We're in the middle of an open field.
  • Ravenclaw: No, I feel trapped in this moment in my life. Where am I going? What am I doing? And how am I going to get to where I want to be?
  • Hufflepuff: We're going to charms class, we're going to be doing charms work, and usually hard work and dedication. Try to think in the now.
  • Ravenclaw: Well, in the now I'm contemplating an assault on you.
  • Hufflepuff: At least you're thinking about here and now!

deansdirtylittlesecretsblog  asked:

#jensen in nashville #chanelling his inner indiana jones #our harrison ford #i'm so down for that #sexy bastard #but damn jensen #DAMN #indiana jones feelings are strong here KAYTE! I am so down for this. That is my dream casting for the remake. It needs to happen!

Holy crap girl! YES, this is a mighty need! Now more than ever after I googled when I saw your ask, and I’m SO with you 100%! Where do we sign up to try and make this happen?? Sure Chris Pratt is a sexy mother.. but Jensen.. come on! Jensen! He’d be too god damn perfect, I mean Jones is just Dean adjacent right??…

Originally posted by gameraboy

Originally posted by gameraboy

Is it too bold to say Supernaturals primed him for this…? Raiders for gods sake with the Nazi’s and the ark of covenant, old artifacts, being an archaeologist, the desert scene with hello! ghosts! (If anyone else is reading this, please watch these if you haven’t, they are all so SO good. Harrison Ford is a babe too so… you’re welcome!) 

OMFG, MIMI, and Professor Jones!! The closest thing we’d get to a real Professor Winchester! 

Originally posted by bijoulouis

Originally posted by classicmoviescenes

hehehe

Ok, and JENSEN’S THE EXACT AGE HARRISON FORD WAS WHEN HE DID THIS MOVIE. Right the second, yeah, but it’s not far off… and 2019 is seriously do-able! Right?

Aaannnnddd now I can’t stop thinking about this LOL Last one because damn this is getting long, and I could keep going

Originally posted by giantmonster

WAIT, holy shit the whip!… ugh mother father… never forget those skills *this is too good* 

Originally posted by pedroam-bang

Yah, NEED girl. Where do we start here?

i want lena and kara ruining cadmus’ plans without even realizing

alana-the evil, subpar assistant, the not jess assistant thank you very much- delivers a small, tiny bomb through lena’s mail?

(not enough to kill. lena always manages to scrape by. her mother needs her.

sometimes lena wonders if this is the first time lillian has ever wanted her, only because she’s useful to her now.)

it explodes. right on time.

except lena’s not there.

“what do you mean she wasn’t there?”

“i don’t know, she just slipped out. . oh. she left a note for me.” 

“what is it?”

“ma’am, there’s . .hearts? on it? she wrote she was going to catco.”

“hearts? what does that even mean? is it some type of code?”

“i mean, she has been reading more magazines lately. i didn’t realize she liked it that much”

and it just keeps happening. they want to keep it quiet, minimal damages.

can’t send in a hitman while kara’s sprawled out on the couch. can’t when they walk out together late at night. every attempt at lena’s office fails because lena keeps disappearing off to catco. they try at lena’s apartment, the bombs rigged to go off when the door opens.

except, they never do. even though the lights are on and there’s laughter and music, and clearly lena got in somehow but didn’t? use the door?

“there’s another note.” a pause.” it’s from the reporter this time. ms.luthor, there’s hearts on this one too with dinner plans.”

“dammit, they are talking in codes.” 

it’s a week later when lillian gets another call, alana’s breath harsh and choppy. “ma’am . . it’s kombucha

“oh god”

Savan is a grown man who, years after the fact, should be able to articulate what he means and that he was burned by his and Louis’ creative differences and that it cost him a job. Obviously if that’s his experience he can say it and acknowledge that he underestimated them at the time…nobody is mad at him for that part.

The problem is that the insults he used were very much in the present - just to use one, “He’s not the talented one”…hello??? That’s not an opinion that’s a fucking insult.

That’s gross, that’s unnecessary, he could have made his point 100 times over without that language and I’m not going to coddle a grown industry veteran because he’s still so butthurt 6 years later that he needs to insult Louis to make his point.

I don’t get why this is up for debate lmao?? Why should I accept what Savan had to say given the words he used to say it.

3

their initials spell bra for a reason. and now they’re all wearing one

aka i can’t draw dear god why did i try this what the fuck happened with reiner i have no idea what a lacy bra looks like and i’m scared to find out. 

also who knows where they got those bras i don’t think any of the girls would have ones like those because they need that proper boob support when they’re exercising all day.

[source of this shitty idea]

  • Sakura: Sarada, how was school today?
  • Sarada: Terrible. Inojin, that idiot, tried to kiss me. I kicked him between the legs for that.
  • Ino: Oh you shouldn't have sweetie, he's gonna need those parts later.
  • Sarada: Aunt Ino, you are here? (turns and notices her mom slipping a bill under the table) What are you guys doing?
  • Sakura: Just drinking tea and gossiping, we haven't chatted in a while-
  • Sarada: No, I mean, the thing you did under the table... Mama, are you betting on my lovelife again?
  • Sakura: Honey, let me explain...
  • Ino: Don't blame us, sweetie, your mama trained under the greatest gambler after all.
  • Sarada: Urgh, I can't believe you, mama! I'm going to train with papa this evening because at least he doesn't gamble on my life choices.
  • -same time, different location-
  • Naruto: Soo... Boruto said Sarada let him borrow her notes today. Pay up, moron.
  • Sasuke: Tch, that son of a bitch.
  • Naruto: Sasuke, language!
  • Sasuke: Sorry.
  • Naruto: ... (waiting for his money)
  • Sasuke: (whispers) That son of an idiot.
  • Naruto: ... Okay I heard that!
  • me, at least once a day for the past five years: thinks about how hard eugene fought to get to bill after he got hit on Okinawa and how it took Hamm and snafu to keep eugene pinned down so he couldn't go check on bill and how little attention they seem to get on the regular in this fandom even tho it's clearly such an important friendship...

this is a really short drabble dedicated to my parents @luthoring @karadabvers

>>>

“I don’t understand men.” Lena paused before looking over at her girlfriend. Kara had dropped by to pick up Lena, but she had been finishing up a finance report, so Kara was lying on the couch and looking at the ceiling while she waited. Lena put the end of her pen between her teeth as she thought over whether she wanted to further question the statement. She decided to humor Kara.

“I agree, but elaborate please.” Kara sighed and rolled over to look at Lena. Her brow was furrowed in confusion. Lena raised her eyebrow, still waiting on a response.

“I just… Mon-El won’t ever shut up. He’s so jealous. I’ve considered putting him in a lead box so I never have to look at him again. James keeps telling me how big of a mistake it is to date a Luthor; you know that doesn’t matter to me though because I love you no matter what your last name is. Also, Winn is always complaining that now that you’re my partner at game night he doesn’t have one.”

Lena thought about the three men for a moment. It made her grateful she was gay. She shrugged and said, “Maybe they’re sick and tired of scrolling through said titfits from womenchildren who need to go outside and touch grass immediately.”

anonymous asked:

Harry Potter grew up in Middle Class England in the 1980s and didn't know the concept of racism until he was 12, so while I'm fine with race flips, Harry Potter just really has to be white. Same goes for Hermione tbh despite what JK says because she lived in upper class areas of London.

i love how this always happens whenever anyone dares suggesting that a fantasy series needs more POC - hippogriffs, dragons and dementors are fine but GOD IS THIS A BROWN PERSON THAT’S SO UNREALISTIC OMG

Overseen at Shinichi Kudo's phone screen
  • Conan: Shinichi-nii-chan! Thank you for the help in the recent case, Kogoro-occhan solved another mystery, and the criminal confessed to their crimes!
  • Shinichi: It's fine, kiddo. Thank you for helping me participate in this, although I'm so far away. You're really useful.
  • Conan: I'm always happy to help Shinichi-nii-chan! Oh, by the way, looks like Ran-nee-chan is about to call you soon ^-^
  • Shinichi: Wh... why do you think so?
  • Conan: Sonoko-nee-chan teased her and she became completely red! And she also was searching for the phone...
  • Shinichi: Don't she have mobile with her?
  • Conan: She forgot it at home ^^
  • Shinichi: Crap, she's really calling. I'll talk to you later.
  • Conan: Tell me what she'll say!
  • Shinichi: ...
  • ...
  • Conan: So, how was it?
  • Shinichi: Like hell I would tell.
  • Conan: She doesn't seem happy...
  • Shinichi: Does she?
  • Conan: Ran-nee-chan looks upset and frustrated. Did you say something bad to her, Shinichi-nii-chan?
  • Shinichi: That's none of your business.
  • Conan: That's so bad, Shinichi-nii-chan... Ran-nee-chan only seems to worry about you, and she always feels so lonely, although she tries to hide it. Why can't you be more soft to her?
  • Shinichi: None. Of. Your. Business.
  • Conan: Ran-nee-chan doesn't deserve it...
  • Shinichi: ...
  • ...
  • Conan: Hey, Shinichi-nii-chan...
  • Shinichi: ?
  • Conan: Shinichi-nii-chan, are you going crazy?
  • Shinichi: ...
  • Shinichi: Why do you think so?
  • Conan: Because, Shinichi-nii-chan, you see, I don't exist! And you're using two phones right now to send messages to yourself... Do you need help, Shinichi-nii-chan?
  • Shinichi: ...
  • Shinichi: Shut up.
  • Conan: So rude, Shinichi-nii-chan...
  • Conan: Well, talk to you later, Shinichi-nii-chan. I'm off to comfort Ran-nee-chan. At least I am the one who's close to her and actually can comfort her.
A Fool, Indeed.
  • John: Aren't you supposed to be away with Molly tonight?
  • Sherlock: No, she's out with friends.
  • John: Do you know what the day is?
  • Sherlock: *checks his phone* February 14.
  • John: I meant the holiday. There's a holiday today.
  • Sherlock: Um.
  • John: It's bloody Valentine's Day. You two are together aren't you?
  • Sherlock: Oh that. I deleted that. That's not how we express our feelings for one another. On a day that society somehow chose. That's a fool's holiday.
  • John: How did I forget that you're the least romantic person I know.
  • Sherlock: Your definition of romance is not mine. Besides my relationship with my fiancee has nothing to do with you.
  • John: Fiancee? When the hell did that happen?
  • Sherlock: A week ago I believe.
  • John: And you didn't say anything?
  • Sherlock: *sighs* I consulted my father on the matter. He did woo my Mummy after all. *pauses* Oh, sorry I am aware you asked Mary to marry you. I had to ask for the ring so while I was there I consulted my parents about it.
  • John: *silence* Congratulations.
  • Sherlock: I'll pass it on to Molly later when I see her.
  • John: I thought you weren't going to see her for a 'Fool's Holiday'.
  • Sherlock: I'm not. We're doing an experiment in the morning.
  • John: I will never understand how you two work.
  • Sherlock: It's not meant for you to understand. All you need to know is that I would do anything for her and she makes me happier than I thought possible.
  • John: *smirks* Now that sounds like a fool in love.
  • Sherlock: Then call me a fool.
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Since no one in the Furi tag has done this already, I took it upon myself to unlock the Furier Mode concept art by S-Ranking all of the bosses. I didn’t include The Star because of spoiler reasons. But don’t worry. I S-Ranked her as well :V I’m considering unlocking the Furi Mode concept art later since Takashi Okazaki’s pencil work is too amazing for mere words.

So for all the fellow artists in need of references for their favorite bosses.
LET US FILL THE TAG WITH FAN ART! GO FORTH AND DRAAWWWW!!!

Last Words - Demon AU

The Angel and Demon AU was created by @justanartsysideblog. I’m just playing around in her sandbox. 


Eda was too young to remember the first time she met a demon. She’d only been a baby at the time, and knows only what her parents tell her. That she had been very very sick and only a demon could make her better. They tell her this as a warning, because every deal with a demon comes at a cost. 

They never tell her what her life cost. 

Instead she finds out when she is twelve, when a man breaks into their home and kills them. Vengeance beats in her heart as she copies the sigil from the ancient scrap of paper that her parents kept hidden away. For emergencies, they’d told her. And this is very much an emergency. 

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anonymous asked:

I've had a bad day and have just been feeling everything at once, I'm almost a year clean of cuts but I almost slipped up. Can I have McCree, Hanzo, 76, and reaper hc's with a s/o who's holding the blade but they find them before they're able to do any damage and talk them out of it? Please?

I’m sorry that you’re going through a rough time, I’m pushing this up the queue because I feel like you probably need to read this sooner than later. But if anyone needs someone to vent to, honestly I am free to message. I may not be the best conversationalist but you can get it off of your chest. 

McCree


Your hand shook as you pointed the knife over your faded scars. Part of you ached to push the blade down, breaking the skin. Pain would fill your mind, clearing your mind until the guilt settled. The blade was an inch away when the door opened, McCree freezing at the sight of you.

“Now, calm down there darlin’,” he said, slowly walking forward, “Let’s put the knife down.”

You shakily handed it to him, he took the blade between his thumb and finger. Kicking it away from the pair of you he turned back to you, head pressed firmly between your hands. You curled up into yourself and he gently pulled you into his arms.

Rocking you back and forth he started to hum a tune, hoping to take your mind off of the darkness consuming you.

“I’m with you,” he said, rubbing your back, “Talk to me if you need me.”

Hanzo


He got a bit angry, seeing you with a knife positioned over your skin. He stormed forward for a second before calming down, he would only hurt you more if he charged in yelling.

He called out into the room, sweating as the blade inched towards the skin.

“How about you give me that knife,” he softly said, kneeling down in front of you with his hand outreached.

You stopped, thinking for a moment before handing it to him. He tucked it away, out of your reach, before reaching for your hand. He gave an inquisitive look before grabbing it when you gave a small nod. He gently ran his fingers over your skin, pressing into it to give you the stimulation. You started to feel better at his touch.

“Come fine me if you feel like that again,” he said, “Let me help you.”

Soldier 76


He felt like he was back in Overwatch, as the Strike Commander negotiating. He walked towards you, careful not to change his stature or tone from his usual posture. He walked in with you holding the blade, just inches away from your scarred skin.

“You don’t need to do that,” he said, still walking towards you, “Why don’t you give me that.”

You blankly looked at him, hardly even there. You looked down the knife, like you just realized it was in your hand. You slowly handed it to him and he put behind him as he pulled you close. Releasing a breath he didn’t even realize he was holding, he put his head in your shoulders.

“Please let me help you,” he said, “I want to help.”

Reaper


He was there before you even realized, relapsing into your harmful thoughts you pulled out a blade. Just one cut, you rationed, then I’ll stop again. Before the blade could even go close to your skin it was wrenched out of you hand by smoke.

“What do you think you’re doing,” he said, the only thing giving away his distressed is the smoke floating off of him.

You just stared at him, refusing to speak. His chest relaxing as he calmed down. Kneeling down next to you he held out his hand and you gently reached out for it. He gently squeezed your hand and softly murmured to you.

“I know it’s hard,” you felt tears blooming in you at his soft tone, “I know how easy it is to slip up, but please keep trying. I’ll help you whichever way I can but keep trying.”

mizuki73  asked:

I know u probably don't need this, but I was rereading It Takes a Village and I can't get the idea of an AU where tsuna ends up with the Arcobaleno as his Guardians out of my head so here I'm sharing

Teenage Arcobaleno AU 01

-watches the plunnies multiply like crazy- You’re right I don’t need this, but it’s so much fun. (I’ll regret it later when I can’t let it go but WORLDBUILDING). Also teenage Arcobaleno because why not.

  • Reborn arrives in Namimori expecting to train a heir as a favor to the man who had helped him once, and instead finds his Sky. 
  • That changes some things… Nono is a little worried. Just a little. 
  • He’s not the World’s Greatest Hitman (not yet at least), but Reborn had a name for himself and even the strongest hesitated just a little to challenge him.
  • His Sky is the same age as him and is a weak and precious thing. The ‘weak thing’ had to be fixed as soon as possible. 
  • Tsuna has no idea what to make of this. On one hand he’s deliriously happy to have a friend, on the other hand (as he swiftly learns) Reborn is a demanding tutor.  
  • Reborn is smug upon the realization that Tsuna is a wealth of potential. His Sky is going to be the strongest Sky out there. Reborn has no idea how anyone could have missed this, but he’s not complaining because that means he gets to keep his Sky all to himself and he has always deserves the best. 
  • Despite being a genius in his own right, Reborn goes ahead and enrolls himself at Namimori Middle and gets himself assigned to Tsuna’s class. 
  • Again, Tsuna has no idea what to make of this. 
  • The upside is that no one dares to bully Tsuna anymore (or call him Dame-Tsuna in Reborn’s hearing which is far more sensitive than anyone expected). They can be in another classroom and Reborn will hear them. 
  • They train together everyday (because Reborn won’t slack off on his own training). Tsuna still can’t keep up, but the idea of loosing so terribly to Reborn all the time sparks a competitive fire in him. (So help him, Tsuna will complete Reborn’s crazy morning training at least once and be able to walk into school on his power by the end of this year or so help him.) He still doesn’t realize that Reborn is doing only a ¼th of his normal routine. 
  • Under Reborn’s tutoring, Tsuna slowly grows in confidence. He still doesn’t want to be Decimo but… well if Reborn was there, it wouldn’t be too bad. 
  • Reborn is just so terribly smug because Tsuna is an amazing Sky and the mafia won’t know what hit them. It’s going to amazingly chaotic. Reborn can’t wait. 
  • So of course Colonnello had to ‘ruin’ it by showing up. 

Check the teenage arcobaleno au tag for more

Everytime godsdamned time...
  • Me: *reading a new Arthurian book*
  • Me: *isn't focused for one page or two but doesn't need to read back because I've read so many I know exactly what has probably happened*
  • Also me: Okay good, Igraine has managed to escape Uther. Now I hope she and her husband can make it safely. I'm sure they can resist Uther's attack on the castle!
  • Me later: Oh my god I can't believe the lords and Kings don't want to recognize Arthur as their king! How come?
  • Me even later: Lancelot is trying to seduce Guinevere! Come on, Guinevere, be loyal...! Yes, she has refused him! Keep going like that and everything will be fine! Now there's no risk she'll enventually say yes!
  • Still me: Mmmm... I hope this Mordred fellow is nto going to cause too much trouble. Oh, well, what's the worst he could do anyway?
  • Me at the end, as Arthur is dying: He's not actually going to die - the author just wants to create some suspense! He's the main character, he can't die.
  • Me, closing the book: ...
  • Me: *close my eyes*
  • Me: Gods i'm a fcking idiot...

like, fuck, I don’t want any of my friends to start smoking like I have, it takes away a lot of money, and it causes tons of health hazards, but holy SHIT does this sort of fake bullshit make me so angry

first off, DON’T SHAME ME AND OTHERS because of tobacco consumption, I grew up in a background full of domestic violence, sexual abuse, and poverty, anxiety medication doesn’t take make me forget the multiple times I was molested, or the time when my father went to prison because he was shoplifting under the addiction to opiod pain medication he was prescribed, or the times I had to live at my grandmother’s because we couldn’t afford the gas and electric bill and had no food in the house except a box of pasta and a stick of butter. I can’t cope well, have no money for pot or therapy or anti-depressant medication from my doctor, and cigarettes have taken an edge off of shit for me, and now I’m addicted to a substance that’s hard as hell to quit. Saying shit that’s meant as humor like I have bad teeth or smell like an ashtray (when I don’t) in your advertisements fucking hurts and makes me want to smoke even more to stop thinking about it. Gosh golly I sure do love being attacked in the safety and comfort of my own home!!!!!

second, people that fall for this shit like #TRUTH and #thisfreelife make me so upset because these organizations do not give a damn about me, or anyone else that smokes. They are marketing fronts funded by insurance agencies that want to save money from insuring clients that are sick with expensive, hard to treat tobacco-related diseases such as cancer and heart problems, they market to youth and minority groups in a way that’s similar to Coca-Cola making their advertisements as diverse as possible, not because they’re progressive, but because they view LGBTQ+ people, people of color, and women as a marketing statistic they can make a fuckton of money from, and not as beautiful individuals that suffer from a society that doesn’t value them as much as they value straight, white, wealthy, cis, able adult men.

When you see advertisements from #TRUTH on television and the internet, or thisfreelife, or whatever, notice how NONE of them actually offer care and support information regarding quitting tobacco in their advertisements, they always have flashy imagery accompanied by loud pop music with memes thrown in to relate to the millennial population. The “facts” that are brought up are usually as follows:

  • Smoking takes away your money, which is bad!
  • Big Tobacco markets in poor urban areas, which is bad!
  • Teens everywhere are taking a stand against cigarette smoking, which is good!
  • People who smoke are stupid and smelly and ugly!!!

In some cases, in this case thisfreelife, they’ll have an image of a trans or gay person, followed by a self-positivity quote, followed by a hashtag that promotes the anti-smoking campaign, and it just comes off as so transparent and fake and shameful. They will not provide information on support for quitting smoking, because people who smoke already will be faced with health problems later in life, yet young people who haven’t are completely exploitable and if they can convince them not to, they can save billions of dollars not providing care to them.

I mean?? what the hell??? People will get upset and call out a horrible advertisement of Coca-Cola that shows what a white man with a $100,000 a year salary and a comfy marketing job thinks a poc family is like, but nobody can see through these “campaigns” conning people into thinking they’re actually an organization of people that genuinely care for minorities’ and smokers’ health that magically have all this money to create these eccentric advertisements that actually provide no help and dehumanize smokers in the process, and are in-fact not a boardroom of marketing firms hired by Humana to try and cut costs on patient care and genuinely don’t give a damn about you or me because they’re run by privileged straight white millionaires???

I don’t know about you, folks, but I for one think the most evil thing capitalism can do is turn a beautiful, unique, individual like you or me into a marketing figure, it’s dehumanizing and it’s absolutely disgusting.

shewhorantstoomuch  asked:

had a pretty big operation less than a week ago and i'm already killing it. pain level at zero, no nausea, eating and going to the bathroom with no trouble, bruises are healing, swelling is going down so much that we had to put more tape on the splint because it was getting loose. i was gonna keep most of this to myself but i'm riding this recovery wave so high i need to share. keep your head up if you're in a bad spot recovery wise, guys. sooner or later you'll rock that sonovabitch.

What a pleasant ask :)

Dab
  • Pidge and Lance: KEITH KEITH!!
  • Keith: ..... what?
  • Lance : can we borrow your lion?! *begs*
  • Keith: what? why?
  • Pidge: I want to try something...for space science....
  • Keith: alright only because Pidge needs it *glares at Lance* you better not mess with anything.
  • Pidge and Lance: *excitedly runs away*
  • IN BATTLE TWO HOURS LATER
  • *Voltron formed*
  • Shiro: Keith activate sword!
  • Keith: *uses bayard*
  • Voltron: *dabs*
  • Lance and Pidge: YES IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Shiro: I'm going to kill you...

anonymous asked:

I have trouble explaining to ppl how caffeine affects me because like... I can drink coffee at 11pm to do homework and it helps me with that but then I can easily (or as easily as I ever can w adhd) go to sleep two hours later so when I say I'm tired and need coffee my friends are like "I thought you said it didn't wake you up??" and I'm like... it doesn't it helps me like live my life but I can't put into words what exactly it is that it's doing?? idk this is random but does anyone else relate

It’s helping your brain focus on what you need it to focus on. Forcing that sort of thing is exhausting, so while coffee isn’t waking you up, it’s keeping you from getting so tired. If that makes sense.

-J