because i'm a thug

# JUST PAT HER AWKWARDLY ON THE BACK SHE’LL APPRECIATE THE EFFORT  (via mother-of-all-monsters)

(Her back is too low, so he’s awkwardly petting her hair. Does it work? What should he do next??)

riotoncloudnine  asked:

I l-love the way you draw things! Especially Horror Sans~ I just w-want to squeeze him into my bosom and take care of hiiiim~ <3

OMG, SOOOO FUNNY YOU SAY THAT- because I freakin love doodling my heart out for Horror Sans HHHH <3 HE’S JUST SO FREAKY OMG! Thing is, I doodled him so much, SOOOO MUCH, like, undoubtedly at least hundreds of doodles by now, that he’s evolved into an entirely different character. X’DDD ALLOW ME TO KIDNAP YOUR SIGHT SPHERES & SHOW YA HIS JOURNEY FROM HORROR SANS FANART, TO CHINESE-FOOD-WHORE-COSMOPOLITAN-LOVING-WANNABE-THUG-HOPELESS-ROMANTIC:

^*his collection of Tupac outfits BWHAHAHAH*^

he’s been dubbed Dre. After Dr. Dre. ohno ( /u\) 

As ya can see, he started as a joke when @kaweii and I felt like taking a breather from some other characters to dick around with one’s we’ve always wanted to draw for a while; (Horror & Fresh) AND WOWOW WELL I JUST COULDN’T STOP. 

COMING FULL CIRCLE- He may not have been safely huggable before, but now he’s just begging to be snuggled.

You know, that Fortinbras has Horatio shot thing is precisely the sort of horrible doomy thing I’d come up with in one of my perverse AU-ruining moods and I really like the idea that that showed up in an actual production >:)

I didn’t think Hamlet could possibly get any more tragic than it already is, but by killing off Horatio like that you add a whole other layer of misery.

  • [GOM in the Haunted House]
  • Kuroko: Now let's make like Scooby Doo and split up to find a clue.
  • Kise: Kurokocchi, that rhymes!
  • Kuroko: Shut up, Kise-kun.
  • Kuroko to Aomine and Kise: Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sink.
  • Aomine and Kise: ...
  • Kuroko: I'll check the cabinet.
  • Kuroko to Midorima: And Velma, you get the spooky lookin' fridge.
  • Midorima: What?! Why do I get this... dubious device?!
  • Kuroko: Because only Velma would say "dubious device." Velma gets the spooky fridge.
  • Akashi: Who are you then, Kuroko? Freedie?
  • Kuroko: B*tch I'm Daphne.
Donald Trump Interviews be like:
  • News Reporter: How are you going to deal with the increase of poverty in this country?
  • Donald Trump: Look... I know this is a problem. I can fix this problem. I know how to fix this problem. It's a problem that needs to be fixed. You know why I can fix this problem? Because I'm a genius. I understand what these thugs are going through because I used to be a thug. I used to only live in a mansion. And guess what? This mansion didn't even have a pool. But now look at me. I'm rich. I make a trillion a year. That's a lot of money. I'm more than capable of fixing the problem.
  • News Reporter: Did... did you just call poor people thugs?
  • Donald Trump: No, no! That's not what I meant. I meant poor thugs. But it is true that 90% of people who go into poverty turn into thugs.
  • News Reporter: Wait, where did you get that statistic?
  • Donald Trump: I got this statistic from a very reliable source. But I'm not going to tell you. I'm not allowed. It's a secret.
  • News Reporter: ... Ok.