because i want one of these so thought i'd make one

Lavender ✽

I swear to god, if Lena somehow comes out of everything as a villain, it’ll be one of the most underwhelming bullshit that’ll ever come out of anything. Like, it isn’t going to be a betrayal that’s going to shock you, just leave you entirely disappointed because yet another character with so much potential is reduced to the stereotype of their name. I need a legitimately surprising plot twist if there ever will be one. No cheap deaths, no “a villain after all” bullshit. Just a genuinely surprising HOLY SHIT THAT HAPPENED plot twist that nobody really thought could ever happen.

Oh hey so I made that warlock of the Raven Queen today!

Anyone wanna listen to me talk about her? Yes? No? I’ll tell you anyway.

So I’ve not really figured out what she was doing before she was… 18-ish? I mean.. what do kids even usually do in the dnd-verse? go to school?? is that a thing?? dunno. But at around 18-19 she started stealing things, breaking into places, that sort of thing, to make money. Most of the money probably went into food and all that but she always made sure to give a part of it to the local temple (/some other form of charity). She learned to be quite a successful cat burglar, and maybe even made a bit of a reputation for herself, she was probably caught once or twice but usually managed to break her way out of holding and just hid somewhere for a while. She also kind of dated this awesome half-elf girl, who also happened to be a very reliable fence, for a while. It was a really casual thing though, they were never anything serious (also she’s. like. so gay. (which i believe has somehow become like a theme for underlings of the RQ?? i’m okay with this.))

Then, she managed to somehow make some really powerful enemies in the criminal world (maybe she broke into the wrong place, maybe she stole something important, maybe she made out with someone’s girlfriend, who knows) and she had to go into hiding. She’s about 22? at this point. This is also the last time she saw that fence girl, I’m really hoping they meet again at some point. She managed to stay hidden for a while, probably moving from city to city, but eventually those enemies found her and they tried to kill her by burning down the house she was in at night. And they succeeded. Sort of.

As she was dying, or dead, or something, she had a vision of the Raven Queen. She was offered a deal; she could survive the fire and continue her life if she swore to help track down and recover an important artifact (maybe???) that was stolen, probably from like some ancient temple ruin or something. She agreed to the deal because a) she didn’t want to die and b) she liked the idea of possibly getting revenge on the ones who murdered her. And that’s how she became a warlock! I’d also like to think that after the fire the word spread that she was dead, but she managed to get a message to a few of her closest contacts (including the fence girl, i just really want a reunion okay) that she was still alive.

She’s very charismatic and pleasant to be around, and she has a habit of trying to convince people she’s right. And also lying (i mean what, her?? lying??? never.) She has pretty good stats all around - except her strength, she’s feeble af - and she has skills in things like arcana, history and religion. She’s also kind of a kleptomaniac, she can’t help but think of stealing little trinkets and whatnot whenever she visits a place. I think she also doesn’t exactly advertise the fact that she’s a warlock or who her patron is (like most warlocks i think?), but I haven’t quite figured out how she does explain her powers, maybe she just pretends to be a wizard. Or a rogue.

Oh, and she’s a half-elf, btw.

A few important things about CLOVER that I feel are commonly forgotten about or overlooked. In no particular order, by the way.

WOOHP basically rendered all of Clover’s credit cards ineffective, had her apprehended in public ( at one of her favorite spots ), had her cuffed, and had her jailed until she agreed to be a spy. On that note, she didn’t actually agree at first. She was forced. Same with Sam & Alex, but they weren’t apprehended or jailed.

Clover designed their spy outfits. She had a few other designs ( one of which would have had the trio looking like Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon ), but they were rejected.

Clover is originally from Los Angeles, but she moved to Beverly Hills.

Clover isn’t a bad student and performs above average ( for the most part ). Her report cards usually consist of A’s and B’s with a C occasionally thrown in the mix.

Clover temporarily halted a mission to basically steal a citizen’s boots for herself under the false claim that the government needed them for important reasons.

Clover was a cheerleader while at Beverly High.

Clover has requirements for her perfect date that are so specific that a dating machine once told her that he doesn’t exist.

Clover has an appreciation of cars and loves to drive ( just not during traffic ).

Some of the former baddies that the trio has defeated have sought revenge and singled out Clover to be the one to face their wrath. For example, Geraldine Husk ( who tried to assassinate her ).

Clover is a fashion design major. 

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The ceremony had been beautiful, if unfamiliar to most in attendance. Sybil had looked almost as if she’d never been pregnant, and their daughter had been like an angel, looking so lovely all wrapped in her white Christening gown.

Or so Tom has been told.

To him the day was black, like every day since the raid on his Dublin office. And as much as he assures himself he’ll get used to it, today is just another reminder of all the events in his daughter’s life he’ll never witness.

- Grateful

Right, so it seems to be a collective assumption that if FitzSimmons have a kid, it will be a girl. Which is adorable and all, but can we take a moment and imagine if FITZSIMMONS HAD A BOY?

  • Customary panic from both of them, but probably a bit more from Fitz because a boy? like, the kind that used to beat him up at school? the kind that used to call him a wimp for wanting to read technical manuals instead of playing football? the kind that he generally avoided until he joined SHIELD and learned to be alright with himself as an engineer and an individual THAT KIND?! 
  • Simmons calming him down because it doesn’t matter what the sex of their child is, Fitz is going to be an excellent father now shhh, think of all the exciting toys you can make for our child
    • no but really, ALL of the cool toys from Mum and Dad
  • Simmons being the one to take him outside and play in the dirt and she explains the basics of biology to him and he’s just so fascinated but when he scraps his knee she kisses his knee and bandages him up and explains first aid and he’s just in awe of her now because ‘my mom is the most beautiful and smartest person on earth and her kisses are magic because they make me feel better.’
    • And when he says that to Fitz later Fitz completely agrees.
      • Even though Simmons tries to explain later that “mommy kisses aren’t magic, there is no such thing as magic sweetie. Science, medicine, and human biology are what makes us feel better.”
      • “Then are mommy kisses human biology?”
      • “Yes.” “FITZ NO.” 
    • Also also also Skye/Daisy being a little annoyed whenever she asks him who the prettiest girl is and he always answers “Mom.”  
      • “Dad says I can only get married if I meet someone as pretty and as smart as Mommy but then he just sort of laughs, i don’t know why?” 
      • EXCEPT FOR THAT DAY when he comes home and talks all about his best friend who’s super cool and plays ninjas and does science experiments and has pretty hair like mommy’s and both of his parents are like OH NO. 

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You see the boy and you love him (insp.)
      ↳ Happy Birthday Faiza (victoriasugdens​)

    ( * how to easily make gif icons in just a few minutes !! )

i was messing around in photoshop one day and i found a way to make over 100 gif icons in less than 10 minutes using actions, so i thought i’d share because i know how tedious making gif icons can be !! this is so simple tbh even if you’ve never used photoshop before, you’d probably be able to do this. if this is helpful, please like/reblog !!

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A little rant about homophobia

People who are homophobic but then say that it’s fine because they have friends that are gay need to realise that having a gay friend does not excuse your homophobic actions!
There was this one kid in the class below me a few years ago who shouted disgusting things to me one day when I was walking home from school all because I’m Muslim, I was probably about 14-ish so he was 13. He shouted things like ‘go back to where you came from, you immigrant’ or ‘we don’t need more people like you in our country’ even though I was born and raised in the UK but that’s not the point I’m trying to make. This kid was friends with someone else who is also a Muslim and he was with this kid that day he shouted these things to me
I wanted to use this example because I think it perfectly displays the fact that even if you do have a friend who is gay, or a Muslim in my case, you can still be homophobic or Islamophobic. It doesn’t excuse your actions so please don’t use that as a way to justify your behaviour.

You know, the episode 90 ending was really interesting. Like, it was odd. Because I agree that it was a bit disappointing and anticlimactic, story-wise. We didn’t get a very satisfying resolution and we didn’t get closure. But thematically it was also kind of perfect?

Like, the whole idea was that the strangers and the puppy/satan wanted nothing, were nothing, and that’s why they couldn’t be destroyed. And they may have been driven off and they may have just left, and they may come back eventually, and that fits with what we know about them. They want nothing, and we get nothing, aside from some speculation, an odd warning, and some existential musings on the illusion of control. It’s an unsatisfying end to a story arc, but one that makes a weird kind of sense given the context.

Here’s my Shaysima analysis

on a serious ass note obvi. Im off caps lock which means im off crack.

So like lets discuss the previews. in this little snippet of Shaysima first date Shay’s like “this is your first time to Sapphire, right” because Cosima’s making it all average date, but since Shay’s been all up down and around Sapphire’s asshole, she teaches Cosima the ropes like “bitch don’t dwell; 28, blue, barcelona” and Cosima’s like :0 so I’m thinking after that mildly awkward ass date, Cosima being the charming ass motherfucker she is got Shay feelin some type of way because when she asked if she wanted to “go somewhere” Shay was like “fuck YES bitchacho i thought you’d never ask” 

Either that or Shay came on a mission to troll for some Cosima kitty. But I think since Shay was the one to pull Cosima in for the kiss, she was showing Cosima how to one night stand, WHICH IS IMPORTANT. Cosima the bae does not one night stand because she jumps in the ocean of feels before she asks a bitch their name. so we would call this…..

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

Cosima is learning how to be single without having to be single and that’s something i support fuckin fully. I want love for homegirl 32 hours a day 19 days a week ya feel? I think Shay is playing an important role here, not to replace Delphine (you know, because Delphine is Cosima’s one and only and soulmate and endgame fuckin bae), but to help Cosima realize that there’s different ways to spread/receive the love and This is one of them.

Now do i think they will actually do sex? I fuckin hope so for Cosima’s kitty’s sake. But i think its a 50/50 thing because since Delphine is oneandonlybae, she might be like fuck i can’t do this and hopefully keep shay as a homie(and hopefully shay will stick around to be a homie), or she can fully embrace shay and be like lets fuckin do this u sexy as hell lets goooooooooo, and wake up feelin some type of way; either relieved or regretful that the shagfest happened, either way will hopefully end up with shay stayin as a homie. 

Who’s takin the pictures? My bet is that it’s Delphine’s info man keepin tabs on her bae. Because we all know that Delphine ain’t cut no ties, she just can’t play favs if she’s choppin the balls off a dude who shagged Fake!Rach. And since Delphine has gotten a drop of airtime, i doubt she’ll appear til episode 7 (now im hoping it’ll be earlier, but i’m also coming to terms with the fact that i may not see her for a while). So after Cosima and Shay do whatever they do, maybe Delphine will stop by like “haha yeah like how’s the genetic sequence going, oops i saw shay’s boob.” then she gets all jealous and shit and then Cophine’s back on again. as it will be. because Cophine is endgame.

In conclusion: OBVIOUSLY I fully support Shaysima because Cosima will never be alone. I don’t want it. Like no other female clone is alone (besides Helena because she’s goin thru sum s, and Rachel who’s not.. well, not) like Sarah got Cal, Alison’s got Donnie, so i want cosima to at least have spare time bae or like someone to cuddle with at night i mean seriously it pains me to see my girl with fuckin eskimo pies all over the place ok the bitch was hurting. Rebound time? this series is so fuckin fast paced i mean the whole series honestly had to span over the course of like 3 weeks lol. maybe 5 weeks if there was time in between seasons and episodes. if delphine and cosima can sex together in 3 days time, cosima can sex girl with no strings attached in 3 days time.