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anonymous asked:

do you have any fave jason writers? :)

I’m assuming you mean fic writers. I don’t read extensively at this point, i’m too busy writing. 

Below are the authors of the WIP fics/series I’m currently following (which is about the extent of my fic reading these days as I am consumed with my own work): 

@lananiscornerLananiA3O - Arkham series is underappreciated, go read it right now. Mind the warnings.

@lanternwisp / LanternWisp - Nest and Cages series is A+, go read it now. 

@comebackolivia / GoAwayOlivia - Her Jason Todd: The Not-So-Outlaw fic is pretty popular for a reason, go read it now. 

@commandthetidesAestuumMaris - is doing a Jason Never Dies AU, it’s very promising, go read it now. 

@one of the arkham knight urls ffs i can’t tell u all apart / i kid it’s @akrhamknight / rredhoods - has a series of one-shots going that is A+, go read it now. 

I also have a fic recs tag. 

Disclaimer:  i deliberately chose to rec writers this way, as being asked for a ‘fave’ makes me a little anxious so pls take this list the way it is intended and not an all time favs list.

1D Media Limited 2015 Year End

The 2015 year end financials have been released.

Once again the band did not take their share distribution at the end of 2015, probably because at year end they were waiting for the final numbers on Zayn’s share distribution, which was finalized in March 2016.

The net profit in 2015 was £30,658,901, down about £4 million from 2014.

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“gay ppl don’t ever feel bad about being gay?? just like i don’t feel bad about being straight lol”
Let Me Tell You Why That’s A Load Of Shit, Janet

Airport Battle CACW

I rewatched the airport battle scene and counted up total damages Team Cap did to the Leipzig Airport (in chronological order because I’m cool!! XD). And an additional note, THAT WAS ALL GERMAN PROPERTY! Team Cap came in and trashed an international airport probably resulting in billions of damage costs! Tony came to negotiate and this is what Team Cap did (TO A FUCKING AIRPORT). And I actually care about laws, unlike Steve.

- Wanda dropped at least 15 civilians’ cars onto solid asphalt from about 7 stories high and those cars crashed through the steel bar/gate barriers

- Sam destroyed a help desk inside the terminal

- Steve and Scott helped each other enlarge that “water truck” and it smashed against the concrete and exploded

- Wanda used her magic to throw 2 trucks and something else (it looked like a concrete block or a ramp thing) at Peter

- Wanda used her magic to throw T’Challa into a jetway (severely denting it)

- Steve dropped an entire jetway onto Peter and used his shied to break a support pole

- Scott kicked a bus at T’Challa and Vision (the bus smashed into another truck and a car, also destroying them)

- Scott tore of the wing of an airplane

- Scott kicked two carts full of wooden boxes (probably cargo)

- Scott stepped on a truck

- Scott slapped Rhodey onto a jetway (denting it)

- Scott picked up the entire jetway and swung it at Rhodey, crushing it in the process

- Scott stepped on another truck

- Scott threw Peter onto a pile of wooden boxes (more cargo?)

- Steve and Bucky stole the jet thing and escaped (THAT IS AIRPORT PROPERTY)

- Scott smashed his arm onto the partly destroyed airplane

There’s way more, but that was all I got for now.


Now lets calculate this shit out.

15 cars Wanda dropped- The average cost of a car in 2016 is about $33,560. Now $33,560 times 15 is $503,400 (note that Wanda might have dropped more than 15 cars.

Airport help desk that Sam smashed (including merchandise in the desk)-I dunno how much a help desk is worth but I’ll add $1100 more onto the total costs (I’m being generous, do you have any idea how much window repairs cost)

2 trucks that Wanda thew at Peter-  average cost of a truck in 2016? About $39,000 or so. $39,000 times 2 is $78,000.

Truck Scott and Steve enlarged and exploded- Add $39,000 to damage costs.

Jetway that Wanda threw T’Challa in- This is the same jetway that Scott destroys later so it won’t be counted here.

Jetway Steve dropped on Peter plus the support pole he snapped- One jetway costs about $300,000. Support pole damage add $1000.

Bus that Scott kicked at T’Challa and Vision (the bus smashed into another truck and a car, also destroying them)- Buses costs about from $300,000 to $600,000 each so we’ll just add $500,000. Plus another $33,560 and $39,000 for the car and truck.

Airplane Scott pretty much irreplaceably damaged- One standard commercial  airplane costs between $51,000,000 to $87,000,000. Lets add $70,000,000 to the total damage costs. 

Wooden boxes of cargo- Who knows whats in there? Could be expensive stuff or vegetables. I’m gonna add another $2000 for cargo and box damage. (again, being generous. There were at least 20 wooden boxes)

Truck Scott steps on- add $39,000.

Jetway Scott swung at Rhodey- add $300,000

Another truck Scott steps on- add $39,000.

More cargo- less boxes were destroyed this time though, so we’ll add $1000 more 

Jet that Steve and Bucky stole- technically it wasn’t destroyed so we won’t add any damage costs, but for your information, that’s a felony. 

Scott add more damage to already destroyed plane- It’s destroyed already.

LETS ADD IT UP

$503,400 + $1100 + $78,000 + $39,000 + $300,000 + $1000 +$500,000 + $33,560 + $39,000 + $70,000,000 + $2000 + $39,000 + $1000

EQUALS
$71,537,060 give or take several million bucks (because I was generous) 

Now let’s think a little more. Team Cap has literally no way of paying for all this damage. They are fugitives and if the pool up all their bank savings can maybe cover a third of the costs. 

Now guess who would feel responsible and pay off the the damage even though HE CAME TO NEGOTIATE AND NOT FIGHT?

That’s right, Tony Stark. 

He doesn’t even have to, but Tony would shoulder all the costs for his SHITTY TEAMMATES THAT DON’T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT HIM. 

(note: I may have gotten some of the costs wrong but you get the point)

(another note: This is just the Leipzig airport. I’m not gonna even think of the damage costs in Bucharest when Steve purposely collapsed a tunnel, hijacked a car, and endangered dozens of civilians. Or in Berlin when Steve had attacked and severely injured several of members of the German police and military and illegally trespassed in German territory. Or in Johannesburg when Wanda purposely used her magic to manipulated Bruce and set the Hulk onto heavily populated city streets. Or the disaster in Lagos. Or Wanda’s involvement in the creation of Ultron that lead the the tragedy in Sokovia.) 

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advice for the signs based on people i know
  • aries: when under heavy fire, deflecting the bullets into allies isn't always the best idea.
  • taurus: not all your problems can be laughed off or bottled up. the smile is bound to crack, and the jar is bound to overflow. why are you so scared to open up?
  • gemini: don't play games with people. stop sending so many hints and start telling people what you really want.
  • cancer: be more daring. stand up for yourself. try new things. don't be afraid to go after what you really want.
  • leo: at times you can just be a porcupine looking for a hug. learn to let people go if they don't have enough padding, and find people who are more suited to the job.
  • virgo: not everything is a puzzle. even if it were, figuring yourself out is a better place to start than everything else.
  • libra: what you're looking for isn't always far away. take a closer look at what's around you and you might be surprised by the chances that are already laying at your feet.
  • scorpio: nothing is permanent. when you're caught in a storm with no turning back, adjust your rain boots, zip up your coat, and just push forward.
  • sagittarius: your problems will not fix themselves. don't complain about how they aren't getting better if you refuse to work on them yourself.
  • capricorn: find the balance. don't throw yourself into only one thing at a time and neglect all the other things around you during it. sometimes you need to take breaks.
  • aquarius: numbness can't kill, but when you can't feel a severed arm, it can be a problem. start thinking about your feelings, and start thinking about the feelings of others around you. keep the good intentions, ditch the blindfold.
  • pisces: coping mechanisms can kill. stop running away from everything that troubles you. being a hypocrite hurts others more than it does yourself. take a deep breath. some things take time.
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Root/Shaw Parallels: 4x11

‘Die for something that you love’

Kokichi Ouma icons!

My girlfriend @uso-da-yo wanted me to make her a set of Ouma icons so here they are !!! 

Unless you have received permission from @uso-da-yo, you are not allowed to use these for your own.

These are dumb because I made a million dumb edits but just take it

These icons contain sprite spoilers for NDRV3, so please proceed with caution.

Icon count: 51

It is also posted on imgur for easier download! http://imgur.com/a/1RbdH

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anyway I hate this animal shelter with my entire being please just let this be over already please just fuck off and give me a straight answer about whether or not I can take the cat home please please please please just tell me yes or no I can’t take any more of this bullshit

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Christmas Rhett: 2008 vs. 2014

19.4.2017. // 8:36pm

…and it only took me 4 months to take a million steps. 😅

Keeping it short because I’m going to bed at 9pm;

○ it’s snowing right now. I wish I was kidding
○ I have to get a new ID photo taken tomorrow. Praying I’ll end up looking okay, but we’re not even allowed to smile 🙃🙃🙃
○ the stairs are going to cost us 15k instead of the initial 11k. Unless his parents help us a bit out, we’ll have to delay the whole project until next year, which sucks really bad
○ might have to say goodbye to new tattoos this year…again.

🙃🙃🙃

hamsterboy3  asked:

*Dies from the amount of Goat fluff.* How do you make these amazing pieces in such a short time?!

I’ve been loving drawing the fluffy marshmallow goats, I’m glad you’re liking seeing them!! 

They way I do this in such a short amount of time is, well… the things I do for requests are just sketches. I draw them completely in pen and then color them straight away, so they take a lot less time than the non-sketch pieces, which have to be drawn in pencil, inked, and then colored all fancy-like. The sketches are really relaxing because I get to draw something fun without it taking 40 million years. And people really seem to like them!! It’s also useful to be able to make pieces like this so fast because then I can deliver the person’s request a lot faster, which is gratifying for me and I’m assuming for them.

I’d really love to draw more fluffy goats, so perhaps that’ll find its way into my random pile of work somehow. Either that or someone else will ask me for some, hehe✨

anonymous asked:

WHAT ARE YOUR BUNS? Apart from ridiculously adorable obvz

They are CINNAMON ROLLS

(This is an unforgivably long post with pictures of stupidly adorable rabbits, so press J to skip it on your dash if you have no soul)

This is Gus:

Gus is a double maned lionhead, and she’s about 4 years old. I hate her so much because LOOK AT HER. When we first got her, we were told that she was a boy, hence the name. When we took her to get neutered, the vet broke the shocking news. 

Also, she’s a dick. She doesn’t like being handled a lot, but that’s mostly because she’s the dominant one of the pair and she gets worried that you’re going to challenge her - she accepts me as being dominant to her, but no-one else (which means that I’m the one who has been granted the ability to give her HEAD RUBS, which she is obsessed with). As a lionhead, she needs grooming all the time, as she has a tendency to get straw stuck in her fur, which looks hilarious but is not good at all for a number of reasons. 

It’s really hard to get a nice picture of Gus for several reasons: from the front she’s all nose, from the side she’s all eye, and she’s also a lazy fuck and enjoys pooing right where she’s sitting, so nearly all photos of her have got poo in them, which is a great photographic focal point. 

This is Emilia:

She’s a dutch rabbit, and she’s about the same age as her bffl. She is also a fucking cutie pie. Like, it’s ridiculous. I cannot deal with her. I actually can’t. Sometimes, I just go outside and have to rest my hand on her head. It has to happen. Her favourite things in life include eating, sitting on the food so that Gus can’t eat it, pushing all the straw out of the hutch, chewing on things that really don’t need to be chewed (the hutch, my headphones, my trousers), chattering with her little mouth, sticking her weirdly long tongue out in photos, having her ears scratched, and pretending to be a Christmas pudding. We had to take her to the vet recently and the vet told us that she was the nicest rabbit they’d ever met, and I don’t think I have ever been so proud (not even on my graduation). She loves being around people, and yesterday I was giving Gus a little ear rub and Emilia closed her eyes and started chattering (the rabbit equivalent of purring) because she knew that it would be her turn soon. I nearly cried.

Getting a nice picture of Emilia is equally difficult, mostly because she’s usually either eating or sitting down in that really horrible way she does, where she sort of sticks her head back into her chin and half closes her eyes. On the plus side, that means she’s feeling relaxed and trusting, but on the negative side, it looks like she’s wearing a bib made of her own fat.

They are ridiculous and sometimes I wonder just how I’m supposed to deal with them when they do shit like sit really close together so that I can rub both their heads at the same time, or play really loudly with their jingly ball at the middle of the night, or pick up sticks with their little mouths and carry them around, but I am coping.

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⚫ f2f: Blake & Ryan

Ryan took the festival as a great opportunity to relax and spend some fun time with his family; his three girls, the three loves of his life. He needed to do something like that and so does Blake. When they arrived at the festival it already seemed crazy to him but with the best way possible. You could tell that he had got excited with everything that was going on right now. Wrapping his free arm around his wife, the man smiled. “So, from where do you want us to start?" He asked her. "Because of you ask me, I’ll probably take two million years to decide - everything is awesome!!” he put emphasis on his last word.

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