The Doctor's Christmas Message
Aha!! Yes, hello! There you are! …You! Yes, ‘course ’m talking to you! The one sitting there on your computer! Don’t be alarmed if you’re reading this text in my voice, I’ve done some whoo-and-wow-too-complicated-to-begin-explaining sciency things, 'n pow! My voice’s in your head. Nothing to worry 'bout, though it might be permanent. Which, let’s face it, permanently hearing my sultry voice from reading text? Haven’t had any complaints yet. Anyway! It’s brilliant, really, 'cause I have a very special message for you on this very special holiday.