because i just love ryan so much!

anonymous asked:

your daily reminder that ryan is ,,, so pure ,,,, just his unadulterated excitement at doing some Real-Ass Ghosthunting™ for a living ,,,, and Shane?? the way Shane admits to wanting to be as swept up in this as ryan is and probably is excited about this stuff too because who knows?? maybe one day something will change his mind, but for now, he can't complain about getting to do dumb shit with his Ghoulfriend™™™ ,,,, man this is incoherent I just love the bois so much

that was 1000% coherent and I 1000% agree with you like damn, why are they such best friends stoked about getting to hunt some spooky things with each other damn like name a better friendship

another fucking ryden masterpost

ok i know we have a lot already but not many are ~complete~ enough ot have been updated recently so yeah! here we go………………………


so as we all know, ryan has a questionable livejournal that he used before panic really became famous. there’s not a whole lot of ryden related stuff in that, but there is some cute stuff 

“duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude write about how… wait, nvm. i suck at this. i suck at life. psh, YOU suck. I HATE YOU! haha you know i love ya’ baby! wednesday. practice. be there or be…GAY!” honestly early 2000′s brendon is a treasure.

and another cute post from his lj (that I dont have the screencap for)

“I love my 3 friends to death. we are going to move out and see the country together playing music. I know it.”
ryan on august 8th. 2004.

well he was right!! because soon after Pete Wentz contacted them to try to sign them. you can read the conversation here but here’s the best part:

Pete Wentz (7:48:06 PM): You guys look good. The chicks gonna be swooning?
Ryan Ross (7:48:38 PM): once we get a keyboard player who can do all of the sampling we want to do it will be alot better too. its like we know how we want to sound, but just finding the right way to do it i guess is what we are working on.
Ryan Ross (7:48:40 PM): hahaha
Ryan Ross (7:48:51 PM): i dont know man, we look alright i guess
Ryan Ross (7:48:57 PM): we look young
Pete Wentz (7:49:42 PM): Youngs not abd at all
Pete Wentz (7:49:47 PM): How does the singiner look
Ryan Ross (7:50:05 PM): dead sexy.
Ryan Ross (7:50:41 PM): he’s no pete wentz. but still

So now, we move to 2006. this is where ryden becomes real as hell.

Ryan and Brendon both were dating scene queens (you can see my posts of Brendon and Audrey here and Ryan and Jac here)

The relationships didn’t last too long, and after the couples split the girls both claimed the boys to to be gay together.

There is also a supposedly leaked conversation between the girls where they again claim that R&B (lol) are gay together.

slamcrashp33n: Hi. How big/small is brendon uries penis.
twiggofviolence: About 4.5 hard
twiggofviolence: I feel bad for him
slamcrashp33n: Dude me too.
twiggofviolence: Lets not start humilating rumors for him?
slamcrashp33n: Ahhahaha no way dude.
twiggofviolence: I trust u
slamcrashp33n: No. I trust youuuuu
twiggofviolence: he always wanted to have butt sex I think he might be
bisexual
twiggofviolence: I wouldn’t let him though
twiggofviolence: That’s gnarly
slamcrashp33n: dude fuck yeah. Don’t let him do the flipover on you.
Right?
twiggofviolence: Fuck no
slamcrashp33n: Fuck yeah.
twiggofviolence: Him and ryan probably do now
twiggofviolence: I honestly think there’s something goin on
slamcrashp33n: Dude I’ve been calling that shit from the beginniing
slamcrashp33n: No one believes me!
twiggofviolence: Me too whenever I was on tour I’d wake up and they
would be sitting in the lounge together alone at like 7am
slamcrashp33n: That’s shady as shit. Did you call him on it back then?
twiggofviolence: Yeah he said there just “best friends” but he’d rather
sleep with ryan in the lounge then me sometimes in his bed
twiggofviolence: Go figure
twiggofviolence: I just thought he couldn’t sleep on the bus but now I’m
like wow..
slamcrashp33n: dude I always thought he used you as a cover up.
twiggofviolence: I wouldn’t be surpised
twiggofviolence: Honestly haha
slamcrashp33n: Wow that’s some traumatizing shit.
slamcrashp33n: Yo do you have a british accent?
twiggofviolence: Haha sucks for him more I’d hate to be fmaous and try
and hide that I’m gay
twiggofviolence: Nah
slamcrashp33n: Dude if he’s gay then he should be proud. Wellll all of
his 11 yr old followers wouldn’t be fans anymore so I guess I see why he
hies it
slamcrashp33n: Hidesss
twiggofviolence: Haha yeha he’s probaly embaressed since all him fans
are so younge they would be confused
slamcrashp33n: They probably wouldn’t even know what gay was
twiggofviolence: True
slamcrashp33n: Dude jac didn’t answer when I asked her about ryan. Do
you know?
twiggofviolence: Hahaha nope no clue
slamcrashp33n: I bet brendon knows hahhaa
twiggofviolence: Oh duh
slamcrashp33n: Okay I’m off. Thanks for the info.
twiggofviolence: Have fun tell everyone u know
twiggofviolence: Haha
slamcrashp33n: Hhhahah yeah I figured you didn’t really care about
humiliating rumors

so that brings us to the most important event in recorded history ever! summer of 2006! 

First off, a ridiculously important interview Greta Salpeter from the Hush Sound did after they toured with panic:

Q: Tell us about your craziest touring experience.

On the 2006 Panic Tour, we played the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach [JUNE 24TH]. After the show, most of the bands and crew walked a mile to the beach and, having not brought our swimsuits, decided to swim in underwear or totally nude. Bob and I opted to skinny dip and, at one point, he was trying to get back to the shore but the waves were crashing over him and he was gasping for breath. I yelled to him, ‘Bob, are you going to live? As much as I want to help you, we are both naked so I can’t.’ (Would have been far too awkward). Thankfully, he survived in one glorious piece. 

The next night, Ryan made this infamous entry on his livejournal:


6-25-06 01:21:28 PDT - (No Subject)

The moon bred new Atlantic life tonight.the salt burned you right out of my eyes.and secrets we’re not proud of were taken with the tide. We were all newborns with blurred vision and no sense of direction.

Today I saw cancer, cigarettes and shortness of breath.
this is why I walk to the ocean.swim with jellyfish.I may never get this chance again.
this is why if you want to kiss you should kiss.
If you want to cry you should cry, and
if you want to live you should live.
You don’t have to love me. You already did. At least enough to keep me smiling from South Carolina to Virginia.it’s for lovers (orjustfriends)
This is why I do it.

Then Dream, one of the dancers who was on tour with them at the time, also wrote this in her journal:

June 24th, 2006
It’s our last night in Florida and let me tell you… this finally turned into a crazy rock tour… lots of shenanigans happened tonight… but I’ll save this story for the memoirs! Every night I stand on stage and tell the crowd that Brendon is a virgin… let’s just put it this way… it ain’t true!!!!

(Here’s a cute video where Brendon looks good as hell and Ryan says he’s no longer a virgin)

Then, the end of summer. Panic play an iconic show at the MTV VMAs at the end of August (a video for anyone who hasn’t seen.) This is where Ryan meets Keltie who becomes his girlfriend for a while.

2007 comes and passes and not a lot happens, as they were away (fucking) in a cabin and writing Pretty. Odd. However, something important did happen!! 

Ryan’s 21st birthday. His party was in New York City

Brendon wasn’t in NYC at the time, he was in rainy Seattle (important!!!). After the party, Ryan flew out to Seattle (apparently not warming Keltie). 

*scooby doo villain voice* and he would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those darn fan pics!

(I couldn’t find the original picture I’m sorry to whoever this fan, this hero is)

This event is believed to be the inspiration to Northern Downpour (Seattle is rainy and in the north… ryden is real) The song also had the lyrics,

I missed your skin when you were east,

You clicked your heels and wished for me.

Ryan was in the east coast….. anyway………

finally, 2008. Good year for ryden.

First off, here’s something from on Dylan Urie’s (Brendon and Shane’s dog) myspace:

Aug 11, 2008 7:33 PM
Subject:  awaking from summer dreams is never easy,  
Body:  but being awoken makes it so much worse.

as summer comes to an end we lose and gain so much.
summer lovers become part time lovers, then slowly fade to just a simple memory.
maybe it’s not so simple to some of us, though.
maybe we can’t just forget at the first leaf of autumn.
maybe we remember every detail until our last breath of air.
maybe we really aren’t okay when asked.
maybe we’re holding on, as we watch them let go.

sometimes, it is quite apparent that our “significant other” doesn’t feel the same.
we deal, because we know that there has to be something there.

a twinkle in an eye. a shock when we kiss. whatever it is, it’s there.
and maybe one day they’ll notice it too.

you know, i’ve never really liked days off.
they make me think too much.

it’s time to start loving to live, not living to love.
we can only give so much without anything in return.

this was pretty much just something i completely made up because i wanted to say i had a totally awesome summer.
then again, maybe it’s not so fictional for most of us after all?
summer’s almost over kiddos.
time to get back to filling those brains of yours’ with knowledge or maybe just nonsense with a degree.

stay smart,
xo 

You’ll start to notice that in several of both Ryan and Brendon’s lyrics (even now), they repeatedly refer to “living in a dream” or things along that line. (if you look back to the poem posted on Dylan’s myspace, the subject line reads “awaking from summer dreams are never easy.”)

Finally, in March 2008, Pretty. Odd. is released. the most important album of all time. The album had repeated references to the ocean (where ryden supposedly has sex), the summer, and dreams.

Northern Downpour “we should feed our jewelry to the sea
When the Day Met the Night. “in the middle of summer”
Behind the Sea (self explanatory)
Folkin’ Around “Allow me to exaggerate a memory or two Where summers lasted longer than Longer than we do”
She Had the World “Throwing a line out to sea To see if I can catch a dream”
From a Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins “Watch love get strangled by a kite’s cold strings Fall comes early and summer leaves As a storm with the car keys”
She’s a Handsome Woman “Reverie” is another word for dream.
Northern Downpour “If all our life is but a dream”
Behind the Sea “A daydream spills from my corked head”
She Had the World “Throwing a line out to sea to see if I can catch a dream

Also something I noticed as I was looking through these lyrics (I noticed a lot but this is the only one where I’m not reaching too hard) in That Green Gentleman, these are the lyrics:

Little deaths in musical beds.
So it seems I’m someone I’ve never met.

You will only hear these elegant crimes,
Fall on your ears from criminal dimes.
They spill unfound from a pretty mouth. 

The word for orgasm is French translates into “little death.” I interperet the second verse to talking about when Jac and Audrey revealed Ryden, but thats just me.

Another thing that becomes important is references to the sun/moon. Most people consider Brendon to be the sun and Ryan to be the moon. Even today they still talk about this.

Also, there is many instances of Pretty. Odd. lyrics referencing a gay poet, Arthur Rimbaud.

Mas as Rabbits: We must reinvent love.

AR: I don’t like women, love must be reinvented, that’s for certain.

She’s a Hansome Woman: I wasn’t born to be a skeleton

AR: I wasn’t born to be a skeleton.

Behins the Sea: Yes, we’re all too smart to talk to God.

AR: Does he talk to God? Perhaps I myself should go talk to God.

Mad as Rabbits:  Preached the devil in the belfry


Also, just for bonus, I added in two of my fave ryden pictures of all time…..

in which ryans shirt button gets fucked up and Brendon’s shirt comes off… anyway….. here’s another picture (I’m trying to keep this as picture-free as possible because I know it makes it super hard on mobile users)

I am loving Ryan’s Brendon bracelet!

Another random thing: Spencer and Jon did an interview with out.com and had this to say:

Walker: And what’s the problem if Ryan and Brendon were actually dating, you know? There’s not really any problem with that.
Smith: Because they might be.

So now, 2009. The end of Ryden. 

Ryan and Jon left in July and there’s no more ryden. Now, we just have to use songs released by everyone’s side projects to get our Ryden fix (and there is so much……….)

The Young Veins (2010)

CAPE TOWN!: You asked me if I meant everything I said that night, I didn’t./I loved you, I left you, I lost you in Cape Town. (also: the last pre-split panic show was in Cape Town)

Maybe I Will, Maybe I Won’t:  Will you come visit me, finally finding sleep, we’ll swim around in dreams, stay afloat

Everyone But You:  She comes to me when I dream, I’m tired of counting sheep to see her, I sleep because I need her.

Dangerous Blues:  All I do is lie by the ocean side/Even the tide gets high at night.

Lie to the Truth: I know I broke your heart, mine is broken too. Now if we’re even, why are we both blue?

Panic! at the Disco

(2011)

Memories:  When they decided they would try to make it on their own/When July became December, their affection fought the cold. But they couldn’t quite remember, what inspired them to go.

Trade Mistakes:  I may never sleep tonight as long as you’re still burning bright. If I could trade mistakes for sheep, count me away before you sleep. I’ll stay awake till I trade my mistakes or they fade away.

The Calender (confirmed to be about the split):  Put another X on the calendar, summer’s on its deathbed. There is simply nothing worse than knowing how it ends. And I meant everything I said that night. (last lyrics is a response to Cape Town)

Nearly Witches:  Matching set of marching clocks, the slumbering apparitions that they’ve come to wake up. (clearly referencing behind the sea)

(2013)

Vegas Lights:  Oh, if you only knew what we’ve been up to, I guarantee you’d keep it secret. So give it to me now, we’re lost in a dream now

(2015)

Hallelujah:  The time for being sad is over and you miss him like you miss no other, and being blue is better than being over it. (a response to Ryan’s question in Lie to the Truth)

Ryan Ross (2014)

Where I Belong: I know I should’ve never left, I’d gotten tired of being buried.

Lonely Moonlight: I’m not even going to decipher this the name is enough

So that’s the gist of it! I made this whole thing in five hours and by the time I finished it was 2am so forgive my typos. ryden is real

Do you ever listen to music at night and focus on the music you’re listening to and you just get hit by a whirlwind of emotions because the lyrics to a song are so good and you’ve never realised it before because you’ve never really focused on it that much, you’ve always been like “Yeah that’s songs cool, I like it a lot” but NOW you’re like ‘holyfuckingshit this song is amazing I love it" ??? Cause same

u know what

in all this

nonsense

(and i mean that in an amused and loving way mostly)

we have neglected neglected to talk about the classic robron moments of 2014 - 2017

i just don’t feel like we’ve spent enough time recently discussing robert and aaron being soft and cute with one another and by we i am referring to me exclusively and also everyone else who has neglected to come @ me with the soft and cute ur all complicit an d im calling u all out

and also im in a feelings mood so

LETS TALK ABOUT RANDOM SOFT TM ROBRON MOMENTS:

  • RMR WHEN THEY WERE LYING AROUND HOME FARM AND THEY WENT BOOP WITH THEIR NOSES
  • AARON WAS ON THE PHONE TO EMILLE AND ROB WAS LIKE THIS MAN SPEAKS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FRENCH HOW AM I SO LUCKY EVEN THOUGH AARON’S FRENCH HURTS MY EARS

  • THEY ARGUED ABOUT WHETHER TO PUT HANDLES ON THEIR NEW DRAWERS PROBABLY LESS BECAUSE AARON ACTUALLY CARED AND MORE BC AARON JUST ENJOYS WINDING ROBERT UP 

  • ONE TIME ROB CONVINCED AARON TO HAVE ~FOOD OUTSIDE~~~ EVEN THO THEY WEREN’T ALLOWED TO CALL IT A PICNIC, PURELY BC AARON WAS FEELING FRAGILE AND NOT IN A GOOD PLACE 

  • AND THE REMINISCED ABOUT THEIR WEDDING NIGHT AND IT CHEERED AARON UP SO MUCH THAT HE SPENT THE WHOLE PICNIC SMILING AND ACTING MORE LIKE HIMSELF THAN HE HAD SINCE HE HAD GOTTEN OUT OF PRISON

  • AND THEN AARON LURED ROBERT AWAY FROM THE PICNIC WITH THE PROMISE OF SEX AND STOLE ROBERT’S CLOTHES BC HE IS A LITERAL WIND UP A LITERAL WIND UP AND ALSO HE TOTALLY JUST WANTED TO GET ROBERT INTO HIS CLOTHES

  • ALSO AROUND THAT TIME ROBERT LEGIT REFUSED TO LET AARON GO RUNNING BY HIMSELF AND SO DECIDED TO GO RUNNING WITH AARON EVEN THOUGH HE’S HORRIBLE AT RUNNING AND AARON ENDED UP SPENDING THE WHOLE TIME LAUGHING AT ROBERT’S LACK OF STAMINA AT THIS NOT OTHER THINGS BLESS AND IT WAS PURE AND GOOD

  • OK REMEMBER WHEN THEY WERE LITERALLY AT A FUNERAL AND AARON COULDN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM TELLING ROBERT, IN THE MOST AARON-LIKE WAY POSSIBLE, THAT HE WANTED TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH HIM

  • WHICH ROBERT INSTANTLY JOKED ABOUT BC HE’S AN IDIOT BUT ALSO BC HE ALREADY KNEW

  • REMEMBER WHEN ROBERT PLANNED AN ENTIRE SURPRISE WEDDING FOR AARON AND THEN IT DIDN’T GO THE WAY HE WANTED SO ROBERT WALKED OFF AND AARON LITERALLY CHASED HIM DOWN AND TOLD HIM THAT IT DIDN’T MATTER, THAT ANY WEDDING ROBERT COULD PLAN WOULD BE PERFECT BC IT MEANT THAT AARON WOULD GET TO MARRY THE LOHL AND GENTLY TALKED ROBERT DOWN AND SAVED THE WEDDING

  • RMR WHEN!!! ROBERT LITERALLY GAVE!!! HIS LAST GOD DAMN BREATH!!!!!! TO AARON!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN THEY WERE BOTH DROWNING IN THAT STUPID CAR!!!!

  • LETS TALK ABOUT THAT MOMENT, AFTER ROBERT SPENT A DISGUSTING AMOUNT OF MONEY TRACKING DOWN SANDRA IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP AARON’S CASE BC ALL HE WANTED WAS FOR AARON TO GET JUSTICE, AND THEN INVITED HIMSELF ALONG WITH AARON TO GO SEE SANDRA BC AARON DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO DO IT ON HIS OWN (DELETED SCENES ARE CANON AND WE ALL KNOW IT) AND AARON KNEW KNEW THAT HAVING ROBERT’S SUPPORT DURING THAT TIME WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST AND MOST VALUABLE THINGS TO HIM - AND HE KNEW THAT HE WANTED THAT PRESENCE IN HIS LIFE FOREVER

  • AND ROBERT STILL DIDN’T KISS HIM - NOT BC HE DIDN’T WANT HIM BC OH MY GOD HE HAS NEVER WANTED A PERSON MORE - BUT BC HE JUST??? KNEW THEY’D SCREWED THINGS UP (ROBERT HAD SCREWED THINGS UP) SO MANY TIMES AND IF THEY WERE GOING TO REALLY DO IT, REALLY BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, THEN THEY WERE GOING TO DO IT RIGHT AND THEY HAD ONE OF THE MOST OPENLY HONEST CONVERSATIONS ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS WITH ONE ANOTHER THAT THEY’D EVER HAD UP TO THAT POINT - EVEN THOUGH THEY BOTH KNEW, THEY COULD FEEL, DEEP DOWN THAT THEY WERE ON THE SAME PAGE AND THAT THIS WAS FOR LIFE

  • AND REMEMBER!!!! WHEN THEY DID FINALLY GET TOGETHER!!!!!!! AND THEY WERE, FOR THE FIRST TIME, AN ACTUAL COUPLE - EVEN THOUGH THEY’D BASICALLY BEEN EMOTIONALLY COMMITTED TO ONE ANOTHER FOR MONTHS ALREADY. REMEMBER ROBERT WALKING INTO THE BACK ROOM WHERE AARON WAS DRINKING HIS BEER AND AARON JUST SMILING AND TELLING ROBERT TO HANG AROUND BC AARON LIKES ROBERT’S PRESENCE

  • AND THEN AARON TAKING A SIP OF THE WHISKEY AND PULLING A FACE AND ROBERT SMILING SO! FUCKING! FONDLY! AT HIM

  • OH HEY OH MY GOD LETS TALK ABOUT AARON WANTING TO ASK ROBERT TO MOVE IN WITH HIM AND LITERALLY SITTING IN THE BACK ROOM OF THE PUB PRACTICING HOW TO SAY IT

  • AND THEN BEING DISTRACTED IMMEDIATELY BY ROBERT WALKING IN, STALKING UP TO HIM AND TELLING HIM TO GET HIS KIT OFF

  • WHICH

  • FAIR

  • ALSO OK THEY GOT MARRIED AND AARON - AARON WHO WOULD NEVER BE CAUGHT DANCING NOT IN A MILLION YEARS DINGLE - FUCKIN SLOW DANCED WITH HIS HUSBAND TO ADELE BC THAT’S WHAT U DO WHEN U MARRY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE AND UR HAPPY

  • REMEMBER THE FIRST CHRISTMAS AFTER THEY MET, WHEN AARON WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD FAITH IN THE EXISTENCE OF THAT PART OF ROBERT THAT IS GOOD AND DECENT (HOWEVER SMALL OR NARROWLY FOCUSED IT USUALLY IS) 

  • GOD DAMN IT REMEMBER HOW THEY LITERALLY FLIPPED A COIN TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO GET MARRIED IN VEGAS BC HONESTLY????? THEY LITERALLY JUST WANTED TO BE MARRIED

  • WHAT ABOUT EVERY STUPID FUCKING THING THEY’VE DONE IN THE NAME OF PROTECTING ONE ANOTHER - KIDNAPPING RYAN, KIDNAPPING LACHLAN, LYING TO POLICE, TO DOCTORS, TO EVERYONE

  • OK AND ROBERT, SITTING IN THE HOSPITAL, FUCKING DISTRAUGHT BECAUSE AARON IS LYING UNCONSCIOUS IN A BED AND ROBERT DIDN’T EVEN GET TO RIDE IN THE AMBULANCE WITH HIM

  • LIKE

  • LITERALLY SITTING THERE SAYING “I WASTED SO MUCH TIME” BECAUSE HE DID AND REGRETTING EVERY MOMENT HE DIDN’T SPEND NEXT TO AARON - INCLUDING SITTING IN THAT FUCKING AMBULANCE HOLDING HIS HAND

  • OH MY GOD THEY’RE SO IN LOVE 
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me, seeing a picture of anybody who has ever played a newsie, ever:</b> They're my favorite.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Achievement Hunter has helped me so much

okAY BUT, honestly achievement Hunter is so much more than what most people give them credit for. Every says they’re only in it for the money, publicity, ect. But honestly they’re not. They do these videos because they enjoy them, and because other people do to. If they were only in it for the money then you wouldn’t see the spark in gave eyes when watching Micheal do a date he bet money on. You wouldn’t hear the joy in jack voice when he tells gav to go fuck himself because he burnt up his house in Minecraft. Jeremy wouldn’t of made a secret room for no one to find just for his own joy. Geoff wouldn’t let everyone horse around and have as much fun as they do not paying attention to the actual point of the video. And I love that about them because they’re so lively in every video that I forget about my shit day for half an hour. For that hour I can hold off on worrying if my dad’s pissed off my mom, or if she’s high again. I forget out why I’m so upset if only for a little while and I smile and laugh and I turn my headphones up louder and end up rewinding the video six times just so I can hear what Gavin mumbled to make Jeremy laugh so hard. And I wish so much that I could buy merch and attend rtx and help them out, but I can’t and I’d be more upset but honestly they’ve made it so clear that we do t have to buy their merch or give them money because liking they’re videos is enough and I really appreciate that so much. And I’ve talked about achievement Hunter but roosterteeth too, they’re so great and let’s play and funhaus and honestly all these other channels surrounding them, they’re all here for not only our enjoyment but theirs as well. Because they love what they do, and that just makes it all ten times better. Honestly I just love them all. I could go on and on but rant over for now.

the life and times of ryan ross pt 8

.2015/2016

welcome all! make sure to thank @jen–ne–sais–quoi for the existence of these posts because the poor thing asked to know about ryan and now she probably knows more than she ever wanted to!

here in our final chapter, we shall see what ryan has been up to from where we left off in 2015 to as current as we can be as of today (feb 26, 2017) this is mostly links and pictures because he didn’t actually do a whole lot

alright, early 2015. pretty much all ryan ross does is spend time with friends, mostly dan keyes and ryland blackinton. he goes to coachella and looks lovely in his hawaiian shirt. 

he also posted some teasers about making music on instagram, but we saw no new music. 

the most important thing about 2015 is ryan’s beard. 

look at it. it’s glorious. 

in february/march of 2015 zayn has left one direction (this is a ryan ross post, why is she talking about one direction??? it’s relevant, i promise.) someone thought it would be funny to edit the 1d wikipedia page to day that ryan ross had joined the band. 1d fangirls lost their minds. ryan tweeted “ You guys got it all wrong, the four remaining members of One Direction are joining MY band” 

if you look at his twitter throughout 2015, some of the tweets are vastly different than others. it could’ve been him on drugs, it could’ve been shane morris. personally, i think it was more shane, but the other is a possibility. also in june 2015, he got super fucked up and crashed a PHASES show. there are pictures of it out there, but i don’t think it’s really appropriate to share them. i also vaguely remember someone (z maybe?) asking for them to not be shared because ryan was really embarrassed and upset about it. about the incident he said “Def was having too much fun at the Phases show tonight, I promise I’ll never do it again  again” so there’s that.

then in july ryro got a girlfriend! he began dating model helena vestergaard and it seemed really good for him. it was certainly good for all of us fans because he posted so much while they were together. she also posted a lot about him. there were so many ryan pictures. it was glorious. here are some pics

then the next most important thing of 2015 happened. 

dorothy ross. 

ryan and helena got the cutest puppy in the world

from then on his instagram is pretty much dottie, but none of us mind because she’s precious. 

we also got this monstrosity

that’s all i’m gonna say about that. more helena and dottie pictures. then we get a picture where ryan tells us he’s taking vocal lessons!! and then he posted a teeny clip of a new song!!! more dottie & helena. a video of him learning to box?

don’t forget that this era of ryan likes hockey and baseball. he watches both and plays hockey too. 

halloween 2015. the fucking party. so. you thought we were done talking about brendon urie. we’re not. by 2015, he and ryan are not talking, at all. brendon usually avoids talking about ryan at all. then adam levine (yes, that one) has a halloween party. ryan’s invited because he’s best friends with mickey madden. he goes as a gremlin. well, a mogwai because he’s fuzzy and not scaly, but yeah. 

brendon, dressed as a skeleton and with sarah, was also there. as far as i’m aware, they basically didn’t even talk. brendon goes on to mention it a million times.

btw, by this point ryan doesn’t use his twitter anymore, it’s all just instagram links. there were some tweets earlier in the year that i’ll be talking about in my shane morris companion piece, but basically, shane likes to troll ryan’s fans by tweeting things or posting things on facebook then quickly deleting them.

also in 2015, ryan posts a picture of what seem to be song titles along with promises for making new music (the “shut the fuck up” was in response to someone telling him to go to bed btw) 

we’re now at the end of 2015. it seems like this is when ryan finally disconnects his twitter from his instagram because (except for one) his tweets stop and his instagram continues. he has also dropped shane morris as his manager (thank god)

near the beginning of 2016, ryan tells us that he has written a song for a band called agelast (sadly, that is pronounced ah-gel-ist, not age-last) he posted on both twitter and facebook about this. i’m inclined to believe both posts were actually him, not shane, but who knows. there was this comment on the facebook page that would be nice if it was from him. 

then, also early 2016, he and helena broke up. he was all set to fly to visit her in australia on a long term modeling job, and maybe he did, but that was that on helena vestergaard. she deleted all traces of him from her social media. he continued to play hockey and post pictures of dottie. 

he also bought 5 pounds of sour patch kids, causing all of us to fear for his health. then he starts to become a bit of a recluse. he posts a lot less frequently and it’s usually dottie pictures. 

then he goes to a renaissance fair and saves lives with his look 

easily the most important part of 2016 was when ryan did a surprise performance with dan keyes’ band cologne at emo nite la. it’s everything. EVERYTHING. watch it now. it felt like a nice comeback and he looked GOOD

we also got another tiny song clip. more pictures and videos of dottie. he also modeled some new PHASES merch with Z and Langley 

he went to the beach and we were blessed with this glorious image 

then he turned 30! and jeremy burke & alison harvard threw him a mini party at midnight with pizza! 

also sometime in august, his demo ep was deleted from soundcloud (his whole soundcloud was deleted) along with his site going down and his facebook page being deleted. the only thing we know is actually ryan is his instagram. 

then came halloween. with costumes in the past like et, a sloth, and a gremlin, we knew he would not disappoint. he was link from legend of zelda and he spent a good amount of the party (adam levine’s again, bden was not there) with victoria asher and gabe saporta from cobra starship. have some pics. 

(that’s gabe beside him)

then he “drank some blood” in this adorable video with his vocal coach

throughout 2016, a director named dan adams (glitterworldinc on insta) had been tagging ryan in a lot of pictures. i’m going to make a companion piece for him as well, but i’ll mention him here. he posts pictures of ryan, sometimes with strange captions, sometimes with rude captions. many pictures didn’t have ryan in them, but he was tagged. some pictures were of ryan’s house or around echo park. see more about that in the companion piece. lots of speculation went on about what he was doing with ryan. we’ll get to that in a minute. something more exciting now. the longest clip of new music that makes me cry every single time i listen to it, that callback line. (fun fact, z commented on it and called him space boi which is where i get one of my tags for him)

he looked beautifully goth for new years 

now we’re in 2017!

we found out this year that all the things glitterworldinc had been posting are because ryan’s going to be in his new movie!! he’s playing a character named Dewey Parsons in daniel adams’ new movie starmaker

the newest picture we have from ryan himself is this

and dan adams (glitterworldinc) has recently posted two! one was posted today! 

and that is basically everything i know about ryan ross’ life from the earliest facts i know to today! thank you for coming along on this crazy long ride with me and reading this giant mess. i’ll make those companion pieces here soon, so look out for those!

EDIT: Update!!!!! ryan posted this mere hours after i finished this because he likes to make my life harder (i’m mostly kidding, i love him so much)

his caption: “On all twos Makin tunes on toons”

EDIT NUMBER 2: i should have made an outline for these posts, jesus christ. i told you all in another post that the guitar ryan burned alive would be important later and then i never told you why. the why is because brendon still has it. yep, he has the guitar that ryan burned all the way back in the cabin/pretty. odd. era. how do we know this? oh, just because brendon put it in his literal house of memories. it’s fine, i’m not crying. (it’s not fine, i am crying) the house of memories is a vip thing for this tour where fans can go in and take pictures with a bunch of old panic! things, from the masks from fever era to stuff from the victorious video. i would kill to go. 

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happy birthday to my favourite boy ever! i love you so much and you mean the world to me! your music inspired me and many else. i love you with all my heart and thank you so much for creating such an amazing music. i hope you are happy and will be for the rest of your life because you deserve it. you deserve the world. don’t let anybody take you down and i just want you to know that you can do anything cause we are here for you, now and always. i love you with all my heart and all my soul and i hope you have an amazing birthday. ❤

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Can’t imagine him riding Edgar haha! I hope Edgar likes his hole, because I really do. [Process]

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maybe-kayan  asked:

Hi, I just really need to talk about modern AU great Comet hcs Please love me

an unprompted ask?? for me??? this is the content I signed up for

so yeah i’m just gonna make a big ass list of headcanons lemme know what you think,,, i love modern au so much so this is also a long post beware!!!

these are random as hell but are heavy on the Andrierre, which is good and bad because I love this ship but also I haven’t read War and Peace so some of the Andrey headcanons might be dead wrong

and of course feel free to correct and/or add on to this list! I’d love to hear what you guys have to say about this and I’m always up for talking about Great Comet

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So this may be an unpopular opinion (which honestly I doubt but whatever) but i’m kind of hoping that IDKHow gets big enough that Dallon doesn’t have to be with Panic! anymore (Also he has said that he is still going to be performing with them if they need him so). Do not get me wrong I love Panic! and I absolutely adore Brendon just as much as I adore Dallon, I just think that IDK is something that could do that for Dallon and he deserves it honestly. Him and Ryan deserve to have the opportunity to be as big as Panic! and I want more people to realize that. Plus this band is such a unique thing because there are still things that we don’t know despite them technically no longer being a secret. We don’t know when merch is gonna be released. We don’t know if they’ll put out studio versions of their songs. We don’t know if they’ll perform in other states besides California or Utah. All we have to do is be patient and I personally hope and pray that they become a big thing because like I said they deserve it.

Edit: Obviously they have not only released a studio version of a song but they have given us a music video so that certainly exceeded what I thought was gonna happen. So excited for more though.

anonymous asked:

what are ur top 5 myan moments brah

I tried to narrow it down to five… couldn’t, so here lmao it’s a top ten instead (though they’re not necessarily in any particular order anyway so whatever):

  1. Play Pals - Badland (the whole game and commentary is super cute and relaxing which is what i love about team crazy mad let’s plays)
  2. The Peach Moonshine Incident
  3. “Fuck you. Did I pronounce that right?” (actual clip from Cloudberry Kingdom part 8) - Michael being Ryan’s hype man to shit on Gavin is so fucking funny. 
  4. Immersion: Space Invaders (good Immersion episode in general but more importantly they were both radiantly beautiful and i have a thing for jumpsuits okay let me live)
  5. and of course:  “I have absolutely been to lunch with Ryan”
  6. The OG Play Pals - Capsized (again - i love how much calmer michael is when he plays games with ryan compared to other people. even when ryan puts them into situations that you know michael would have yelled at gavin or geoff for he’s so gentle with ryan?? i live for that)
  7. Also the let’s play Star Trek series… I can just name the whole series right? Again, very chill, very spacey, very Kirk-Spock-Spock-Kirk.
  8. Also that one Off Topic episode where Michael and Ryan went off into some in-depth conversation about anime and left Geoff and Gavin in the dust lmao
  9. Also that one time Michael and Ryan (well mostly Michael) did a Facebook livestream because there was no one else in the office which I in turn provided livestream commentary for here.
  10. And finally, any time Michael screams “RY-YAN” because that’s hilarious he sounds so angry and i love them both so much.

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Cheesy (Leon Draisaitl)

Prompt: hi! can you write a leon draisaitl one where he and the reader are just adorable together and everyone/leon’s teammates are surprised to see him show any kind of pda because he’s usually so shy and reserved and everyone teases them because of that? please? thank you!

Leon Draisaitl x Reader

Requested: it was

Includes: fluff


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a good post is on its way my dudes and here u have it. the many reasons why ryan hawley should win his tv choice award:

1. his wide variety of impressions ranging from that of a police (which if u heard it on its own without visual evidence u would not realize it is, in fact, the character of robert sugden) to that of eric pollard and his breakfast banter 😌 the depth and accuracy provided to his impressions makes him an even better contender for this award

2. his micro expressions where his face goes from neutral to worried in a split second. if u look closely during a great deal of scenes where someone he loves is involved in something horrific, u can see the change in his face as his worry is so so evident. let’s take the moment where chas reveals to robert that aaron has received a 12 month prison sentence. you can identify the exact moment where his forehead creases upwards and his face turns into one of utter worry. to me, that is so astounding??? and his micro expressions are also so evident during the most recent scenes where u can see his scheming face soften in the presence of either vic or aaron as he feels guilty for lying to the two people who matter most to him.

3. his improvement especially in terms of emotional scenes: we all know ryan has always been so good with any sort of scene he’s been given throughout these 3 years, however during the past year or so, his performances have gained even more depth and emotion than before, which i didn’t even think was possible??? (considering how amazing his performances were even prior to this year!!) the emotions experienced by robert are so palpable and real and ryan’s portrayal is what provides them with this tangibility.

4. his (and danny’s) ability to turn a shitty storyline into something tremendous. it’s no surprise that danny and ryan’s acting ability extends so far and this is exhibited in the fact that they still manage to elicit some form of emotion from the viewers, despite the negative turn of the storyline and the lack of coherence & consistency present within diverse parts of the same storyline.

5. and last but not least, let us all remember how ryan replaced an actor (karl davies) who was highly praised for his portrayal of the infamous robert sugden, so he had some big shoes to fill. the pressure was definitely on and all eyes were on him and on how he would end up portraying such a well known and beloved character, so many years after his exit from emmerdale. and if anyone takes a look at him now, it’s evident how truly he portrays robert and how well he knows him. the fact that ryan is literally the polar opposite of robert contributes even further to why he deserves this award so much!!!

and these are just a few of the reasons why ryan hawley should win the tv choice award (this also applies to danny and john but the lanky giraffe deserved a lil post of his own since he needs to be hyped up a bit more!!!) and thank u for ur time xox

Zach Parise Smile Appreciation Post

Look at how big and beautiful it is.

Goddamn golden retriever wagging his tail all over the place and making me feel things. 

One variant on the giant “look how beautiful my teeth are isn’t life just great” smile is the “ilu so much giant goalie thanks for saving my season” smile

Sometimes it’s a little bashful like a good Minnesotan boy (x)

He smiles a lot while doing America things

Even smiling while wearing those dumbass rubber star jerseys (x)

And never forget the “omg I heart Ryan so much” smile

Lord have mercy, the feels are strong

These smiles are easily paired with the “coming home” smiles

*cries Minnesotan tears*

There’s also the generic “hey so I really love hockey” smiles

Which lead us right into his “GAH GOAL WE SCORED A GOAL HEY GOAL” smiles

They’re the best.

Have this one just because it’s nice.

Hey, look at this tiny smiley child! (in a Leafs hat, what?)

Check out that sweet mullet-smile

One more under the cut because it’s so fucking sweet but it’ll also break your soul, so read more at your own risk.

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A Lovely Night

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Pairing: Finn Hudson x Reader

Request: “CAN I HAVE SOME CUTE FINN FROM GLEE FLUFF WHERE YALL ARE JUST HANGING OUT AND YOUR A CHEERIO AND HE’S LIKE YOU CAN SING AND THEN JUST CUTE THANKS 💕💕 “

Word count: 1.090

A/N: I had fun on writing this shot, also because I love Finn and Cory so much. I miss him so much and I know you also do. Anyways, hope that this is how you imagined the story and hope that you like it. I suggest you to listen to “A Lovely Night” by Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone, it is a song from the film La La Land, if you didn’t know.
Anyways, thank you for your request and hope to receive some soon. Enjoy!

- G. x


The sun was setting soon, but the school was still crowded. You thought that maybe it was because of the football team’s practice but you were still amazed of it.

“(Y/N)!” You heard a familiar voice calling you and you were almost sure who it was. You smiled widely and turned your head to where that angelic voice came from.

“Finn!” You ran to him and you excitedly hugged him tightly. He just got out of the shower as his football practice just ended few minutes ago. You adored the scent of his perfume and he just laughed at your behaviour.

“You missed me so much, yeah?” He mocked you as he wrapped his arms around your waist.

“Of course!” You broke the hug that you’ve been sharing and you winked at him. He smiled at you widely and got the backpack that was hanging on your right shoulder.

Finn was your best friend and you knew him since the day you became a cheerleader. You quickly clicked together and you had a great friendship going on. You can always count on him and he can always count on you, of course. He’s a gentleman, kind, caring, a little bit dorky and idiot sometimes, but those are the qualities you loved in him.

“So? What are we doing tonight?” He asked you as you both started to walk, heading to the parking lot.

“I have no idea. I am so tired because of the cheerios’ practice.” You looked at him and he bit his lip as if he was thinking of something you can both do.

You both remained silent for awhile, both thinking of a possible activity to do together. You suck at thinking though, because the more you think of something, the more you can’t find the right answers at the right moment.

You silently walked, just hearing the crowds chaos in the background and the starting tune of a familiar song to you.

“(Y/N)!” Finn excitedly shouted your name. You thanked him as you thought that something has already came in his mind.

“So?” You curiously asked.

“Hear that song they’re playing?” Finn widely smiled at you and you quickly understood what he wanted to do.

“No, just no.” You shook your head several times, but you knew that Finn always gets what he wants. He wanted you to sing with him in front of the crowd and you hated him for a short moment for that.

“C'mon!” He grabbed your hand and he ran near the girl who was playing the song that you both loved together.

“Finn!” You pouted but he just flashed you a sweet and lovely smile. You are a great singer, but you are always shy to sing in front of others and that is one of the things you hate in yourself. Also, because of your shyness, Finn couldn’t convince you to join the Glee club, where he was a member too.

“The sun is nearly gone,” Finn has started to sing, as he put down the backpacks on the bench. “no lights are turning on, a silver shine that stretches to the sea.” Finn has sung confidently. His voice was fantastic and he had a great talent. You admired him from afar as he performed for the crowd around him.

“He’s just so perfect.” You silently though to yourself.

“Some other girl and guy, would love this swirling sky. But there’s only you and I and we’ve got no shot. This could never be, you’re not the type for me,” He continued singing as the beat went on and you continued admiring your best friend.

You then stopped looking at him absent-mindedly when you felt that someone pulled your hand. It was obviously Finn, asking you to join him. You shook your head several times, but the crowd started cheering for you and you haven’t gotten any other chances to back yourself out.

“You say there’s nothing here? Well, let’s make something clear, I think I’ll be the one to make that call.” You sang shyly at first but then Finn smiled at you, as if he was saying that you were doing great. You suddenly gained a scrap of confidence and you started to not care of your surroundings anymore.

“What’s your call?” Finn asked as it was part of the song.

“I know you look so cute in your polyester suit.”

“It’s wool.” You smiled at him as you enjoyed this moment with him, not caring of what others might think.

You started to enjoy the song and you felt appreciated as you heard the crowd cheering happily and cheerfully for you and Finn. You loved the idea of singing your favourite song from your favourite movie, swaying your hips too.

“What a waste of a lovely night.” You both sang in unison and the instrumental part of the song came.

You and Finn danced like what the protagonists did in their film and you couldn’t deny that you both had fun.

When the song has stopped, the two of you earned some loud claps from the other students and you thank them endlessly.

“It was fun, right?” Finn mocked you as he was fixing the backpacks on the both of his shoulders.

“Shut up!” You rolled your eyes, but it was obvious that you had fun performing in front of the crowd.

“So, glee club it is?” He playfully made his eyebrows dance and you just shook your head.

“I’ll think of it.” His eyes widened because of euphoria and you couldn’t help but laugh at his reaction.

“Wait, talking of thinking something.” He quickly put on a serious expression on his face. “What are we doing tonight?”

“Oh,” Your lips grew wide as a great idea came through your mind. “La La Land and popcorn.”

“Again?” Finn complained as you both already saw the film for about hundred times.

“Then you shouldn’t have let me sing A Lovely Night.” You raised your shoulders as if you were saying that he had no choice. “You knew how much I loved that film.”

“Or maybe how much you loved Ryan Gosling?” Finn raised his left eyebrow, offended.

“Sorry, not sorry.” You gave him a teasing smile and he let a soft laugh escape from his lips.

He was happy to spend time with you, his beloved pretty and lovely best friend, even though it was watching the film La La Land for the hundredth time now.

Because with you, it was never a waste of a lovely night.


anonymous asked:

what if for a requirement to join the Fake™ family, the group in question has to help with a heist completely organized by the lads. they're always some of the worst heists los santos sees, you either join the family or you die there's no other options

Oh my god, I love this. The other crews have to prove how much chaos they can handle and who better to test them than the lads 😂😂

Fakehaus barely passes mostly because they spend half the time trying to piece together what’s going on and the other half yelling at each other for getting the wrong answer. Eventually they just wing it and that turns out to be the better option.

Fake Chop takes the completely chaotic heist and makes it ten times worse to the point where Michael shrugs and says, “I mean, we did get the money.” And Ryan yells, “They set half the city on fire!”

I love this headcanon, Anon. Thank you for sharing it 👍👍👍

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