because i do what i want thor

I don’t understand

People saying they don’t watch the get down because

-  It’s not their kind of show

90 % of things I watch are Sci-fi, Fantasy and crimes fighting stuff. The get down isn’t my kind of show either, but I still watched and loved every minute of it. That’s how good that show is. And it’s only 1 season of 11 episodes man, 11, you can binge watch show like supernatural, and criminal minds (don’t get me wrong I also watch and love those shows) that have 12 seasons with like 22 to 26 episodes each, but you can’t survive 11 episodes?

-  They don’t understand what they saying (yes, I’ve heard that)

News flash, there is a thing called subtitles you can put on. You can also find it in diverse languages, it’s 2017 if you don’t have Netflix, don’t tell me you don’t know some other sites to watch it. Hell, if you really wanna watch it in English, find someone whose English is better than yours and watch it with them or watch it more than one time it’s 11 episodes bruh. English is my third language man, I watched it 2 times with subtitles on and I understood everything just fine

- It’s not good LGBT+ rep

Let me tell you something, I watch a lot of shows and have a lot of ships, and in all my years of shipping, before I watched the Get Down, there was only 2 others ships that I could kinda see myself in. Do you see the problem?? I’m a black bisexual girl and in all those tv couples I could only see myself in 2 of them? And even then, only when I watch Dizzee a black bisexual character in an interracial relationship with Thor that I really know that I really want something like what they have. When someone ask me what kind of relationship I want for myself, I won’t have to hesitate because I got the perfect example of what I want. Maybe they don’t kiss on screen, but the magic with them is that you can feel their love for each other without them saying a single word, they just glow when they are around each other. It’s fucking surreal man, and I fucking want the same thing and I’m sure I’m not the only one.

In other words, stop making up weird excuses and go watch that piece of art

So I just finished rewatching Avengers for the majillionth time and I want to point out that Fury calls Tony–just Tony–when he learns there’s a nuke headed for Manhattan. He could have contacted Thor (also flight capable and definitely powerful enough to dispense of a nuke) or Steve (leader of the team, could decide who could best be spared from the fight to deal with the nuke), but no. He just calls Tony, because he knows that Tony will take that information and do what he has to do. Fury just has so much faith in Tony, he knows Tony will handle the problem at any cost, that Tony won’t hesitate. Fury is the master spy, the consummate judge of character and he just KNOWS that Tony is good and strong and has what it takes. And in that moment Fury makes the absolute right call. Honestly I have no other point that that but I love that scene and what it says about both of them.

Things that Marvel needs to do in my opinion,

even if it’s not possible:

  • Black Widow movie. Either with Hawkeye (Budapest) or about hunting the Winter Soldier in the past. It can be a short movie, like half an hour to at least TELL US WHAT HAPPENED IN BUDAPEST. It’s been 4 years!
  • More movies with badass female leads. (I’m so thrilled for Captain Marvel).
  • No more whitewashing. I love Marvel but they honestly need to cast the right actors/actresses. Well at least as good as they can.  
  • Make their villains ‘better’. Loki and Wilson Fisk are the only villains who had enough backstory. They need to focuse more on the villains, not only on the hero’s.
  • Peter Quill meeting his grandpa if he’s still alive. 
  • Peter Quill visiting earth before Infinity War.
  • Peter Quills’s dad showed.
  • One last season of Agent Carter. There are questions left unanswered!
  • Loki, Wanda Maximoff and Doctor Strange meeting and having an awesome fighting scene. Either them fighting together and against each other. 
  • Doctor Strange, Tony Stark, Hank Pym and Bruce Banner having a conversation about clever-stuff. And maybe including Fitz-Simmons.
  • Coulson catching up with the avengers and Steve Rogers beeing happy that his greatest fan is alive. 
  • Happy comes back as Tony’s friend. 
  • Scott Lang and Steve Rogers having more conversations. 
  • May and Natasha and Gamora (and Jessica Jones) fighting together.
  • Peter Parker being friends with Wanda Maximoff because they are ‘the younglings’ and still kids. 
  • Daredevil and Captain America fighting together (I don’t know. I kinda want them together on screen).
  • Loki facing Thanos.
  • Loki staying alive. 
  • Loki showing off his tricks and fighting skills. 
  • Tony and Pepper getting back together.  
  • Steve/Bucky flashbacks.
  • Domestic!Steve Rogers and him being angry at the prices. 
  • Female Frost Giants (How do they even look like?).
  • Loki meeting his real mom.
  • Thor telling Odin that Odin was a bad parent and Loki being surprised about what his brother said. 
  • Loki accepting that Thor is his ‘brother’, but still being salty about everything. Him still doing mischief and staying true to himself but with less selfhate. 
  • Flashback of Thor and Loki’s childhood. With Frigga in it. And the Warriors three and Lady Sif.
  • The warriors three and Lady Sif helping Thor in Infinity War.
  • Steve wanting to use the time stone to travel back into the past to live with Peggy. 
  • Instead of dying in infinity war, Steve leaves the 21th century after infinity war and lives with Peggy. He’s never Captain America again and no one knows he’s alive. Bucky taking his place or Bucky coming with him.
  • The other Nine Realms being showed.
  • Peter Maximoff coming back to life just because. 
  • Luke Cage meeting Rhodey and Sam Wilson. 
  • Luke Cage and Jessica Jones getting back together.
  • Wanda keeping the Aether safe while Vision has the mind stone and Doctor Strange has the time stone.  
  • Stan Lee having many cameos because I love this man so much. 
  • Darcy and Doctor Selvig just being there.
  • Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff having a thing or breaking up for good. 
  • Clint Barton surviving everything because he’s a family man and his death would kill me. 
  • The inhumans fighting in Infinity War.
  • Baby Groot kicking ass.
  • Tony getting drunk with Rocket. 
  • The avengers visiting Asgard. 
  • Doctor Strange showing us different dimensions.
  • Original Wasp being found in a different dimension. 
  • Bucky Barnes leading with Steve (as best friends or lovers, you decide) a normal life after all the Thanos stress.
  • Avengers and X-men universe melt together or they meet. That’d be awesome.
  • Deadpool, Spiderman and Daredevil in one room.
  • Much more information about the Infinity Stones. 

Did I forget something? 

Avengers Chatroom: Pizza

Requested by Anon

Pairings: Peter Parker x f!Reader

Scenario: The team really wants to know who Peter’s girlfriend is. Especially Tony.

A/N:  моему маленькому ангелу - my little angel. Thank you to the Anon who let me know about the correct translation <3

Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Nat, Steve, Clint.

Tony: I have some news about Peter.

Clint: What did he do?

Steve: Leave the kid alone.

Nat: You are like an aunt who is always gossiping.

Tony: Do you want to know or not?!

Steve: It’s none of your or ours business if he did anything. He’s a good kid so I doubt it’s something bad.

Clint: Yup.




Nat: He is a teenage boy. He must have a girlfriend. This is not surprising.

Tony: I didn’t raise him like this!

Clint: You didn’t raise him at all.

Tony: Don’t any of you want to know who this girlfriend is?


Steve: Kinda.

Nat: Steve!

Steve: What? He never introduced us to her! We are his second family. We should know.

Nat: True… Okay, who is it?

Tony: I don’t know.

Steve: Well find out.

Tony: You find out!

Nat has added Peter.

Nat: So, you have a girlfriend?

Peter: No I don’t.

Tony: Then who gave you the hickeys?!

Peter: What? I don’t have that.

Clint: Tony maybe you imagined it.


Tony has added Y/N, Bucky, Sam, Bruce, Thor.

Tony: Who knows who Peter’s girlfriend?

Tony: Whoever she is, she gave him hickeys!

Y/N: That is none of your business!

Steve: That’s what I said.

Y/N: and stop mentioning the hickeys!

Peter: This is so awkward.

Bruce: Stop harassing him Tony.

Thor: What are hickeys? Is it some type of animal?

Y/N: … Yes.

Bruce: Don’t mislead Thor. We don’t need a repeat of last time.



Thor: I almost threw Mjolnir at him …

Y/N: whoops.


Peter: I don’t have a girlfriend!

Bucky: He must be telling the truth. Are we really going to believe Tony? Of all people?

Tony: Hurtful.

Peter: Can we change the subject?

Sam: I kind of want to know as well now. Who’s the lucky lady?

Peter: I am not dating anyone.

Steve: I will find out.

Y/N: Leave him alone.

Tony: Confess!

Nat: We just want to meet her.

Steve: Maybe his aunt knows.

Tony: If you don’t tell me, I will ask your aunt.


Peter: Please don’t!

Bucky: Ask his aunt.

Peter: She doesn’t know!

Thor: Perhaps she ought to.

Tony: Maybe I’ll visit her right now.

Peter: I’ll do anything! Don’t tell her!

Sam: Why not?

Peter: She should find out from me, not any of you!

Nat: So you are dating someone.

Tony: I’m only 5 minutes away.

Tony: Do you think she’ll be surprised?

Y/N: It’s me! I’m his girlfriend!

Y/N: Don’t tell his aunt!

Clint: MY SWEET Y/N?!


Y/N: Okay I’m sweet or sinful, which is it?!

Peter: … Both, babe.

Sam: Okay. Ew. Ew. Ew. I don’t need to know that.

Bucky: I would never have guessed.

Nat: Awww my two babies are dating <3

Thor: This is most adorable!

Sam: Didn’t know you had a thing for spiders.

Y/N: Oh shush.

Bruce: I assume you both have been given the birds and the bees talk?

Bruce: I will recite it just in case.

Y/N: Please don’t!

Peter: I didn’t know my cheeks could get as red as my suit…

Steve: I need pictures of the two of you!

Y/N: For what?

Steve: To frame! You’re growing up so fast!

Clint: I don’t accept this! Don’t condone this!


Steve: And why not?

Peter: This is why we were anxious to tell any of you.



Peter: Mr. Stark… I don’t mean to insult you but…I’m not your son. I should be able to date Y/N without your permission.

Tony: After all I’ve done for you… You come into MY HOUSE

Y/N: Chat*


Y/N: What do you think I’ll do to Peter?! Kill him?!

Tony: Well no. You two actually make a very good couple.

Y/N: Then why all the fuss?!

Tony: I don’t want you and him to date because Nat is your mentor. You know her famous Thighs Of Death move and what if YOU INJURE HIM DURING SEXY TIMES… IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Nat: You have already embarrassed them enough. Do you really think I’m going to let you tell моему маленькому ангелу that and live?

Tony: … I’m sorry.

Tony: Y/N, tell your mama bear to stand down!

Tony: Please!

Tony has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Peter: Do you think we should go help him?

Y/N: He’ll be fine.

Steve: Well… That was certainly quite the experience.

Bucky: I’m going to go see Tony get his ass kicked. Happy days :)

Bucky has left the chat.

Sam has left the chat.

Clint: Listen here, Peter. If you hurt my little Y/N, I will shoot you. I never miss. EVER.

Clint has left the chat.

Y/N: … I guess that’s his way of giving us his blessings.

Peter: I’m very scared right now.

Thor: You would be scared only if you meant to hurt Lady Y/N…

Peter: That’s not what I mean!

Thor: I will be watching you. Closely. At all times. Wherever you may be, I will be there. Watching.

Thor has left the chat.

Y/N: … That’s not creepy at all.

Peter: Study date tonight? I’ll bring pizza and all your favorite snacks.

Y/N: Yes. Did I ever tell you that I love you? Because I do. Very much.

Peter: Are you only saying that because I’m bringing food?

Y/N: Partially.

Peter: Well I love you too.

Bruce: Maybe I can tutor you two…

Y/N: Date. Study DATE.

Bruce: Just want to make sure that studying is the only thing happening.

Peter: … So two pizzas it is then.

Bruce: Good :)

Bruce has left the chat.

Steve: What are you going to study?

Y/N: History.

Steve: Make it three pizzas.

Steve has left the chat.

Peter: Will we ever be alone after this?

Y/N: We just have to be extra sneaky.

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision: I have been informed of an impromptu study session with pizza. Make it four, please.


Vision: Five actually. Wanda will be joining.

Peter: Who eats an entire pizza?!

Vision: Six now. Pietro will be in attendance.

Y/N: I’m moving to Wakanda.

Peter: Right behind you.

Y/N has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Vision: So no pizza?

Vision has left the chat.

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard: The Sexuality Crisis

Magnus had never been attracted to boys before, only girls. He could appreciate the aesthetic of them, but never before had he wanted to date one. He was as straight as a rod-always had been, and always will be.

So it wasn’t gay of him to think Alex was cute. She was cute on both her female days and male days. It wasn’t gay at all.


Or: Magnus has a crisis over whether liking Alex is gay or not and everyone else is facepalming at him.

Read it on AO3 and FanFiction

Magnus was straight.

Sure, he had that period of time where he had questioned his sexuality after learning that heterosexuality wasn’t the only one, but everyone went through that. And by the time it was over, he had decided that he was nothing other than straight. The thought of being anything else never crossed his mind again.

But just because Magnus was straight didn’t mean he couldn’t appreciate the aesthetic of other guys from time to time. He wasn’t blind, he could tell whether people were attractive or not. And sometimes, those guys were pretty nice to look at for a moment or two longer than necessary. But he never once felt the desire to do anything romantic with them, because he wasn’t attracted to guys. It was as simple as that.

“See something ya like?”

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I lowkey wish Dizzee had his own spinoff

Not to be shady but I’d push Zeke ass to the background real quick for some front running Dizzee.

After part 2 it just left me wanting more Dizzee. More from his perspective. Since his story is so metaphorical I wonder at how that would be. I mean of course his story would be told through art as Zeke’s is told through music, which I noticed was a heavy element in TGD. The story is told by Zeke but Dizzee also tells the story through his messages on the train and in this part in a bigger way through the comics. I want them to go back to the beginning solely from Diz’s POV with his own story because he stays away from the group enough to have his own side thing going on. This part highlighted a lot of things I wanna see extended…

His relationship with his parents

His shut down when Thor was locked up

Thor and dizz before the lock up

The relationship when diz decided to face himself and went to stay with Thor

Thor own life story/interest//history/family cause he don’t seem to have a family…

Dizz coming out or not coming out cause this was not the era

More of the revolution

More lgbqt clubs

Even though they one had a few scenes to work with they were able to show a different side of Dizzee in part 2. His temperament with his brothers (knowable about what’s going on even if they’re hiding it yet nonjudgmental - caring - as open as he’s comfortable) his flash of temper, traits highlighting his focus and his determination. Even though in part he was lost, dizz exhibited a lot of confidence in part 2 that he lacked in part 1. I want the story to continue past him find himself to his ambitions as an artist. Of Jaden is at home with a mic in his hand and we see that confidence shine in Diz but Jaden does an amazing job of showing the exuberance and emotionalism Diz has when he’s painting/when he becomes Rumi. And I love that, I love to see him in art wars and how he transitions when it comes to his craft - def since street art was not considered art back then. Hell I wanna see more of Thor’s work. Since I’m a shipper at heart I want them to have an epic love story that last and has a happy fucking ending - none of that ‘most young love don’t last’ BS. I hate that excuse! I want them to have photos of themselves hugged up in the Paint Palace - not just drawings of their alternate egos. I wanna see Diz support Thor in art shows. I wanna see the adult version of them. I wanna see the Paint Palace graduate to their own art gallery. I wanna see one of them propose to the other in a cheesy manner that uses art.

I just want nice things - I deserve nice things.

TGD is def one of those shows that should have a high number of episodes so the characters can be highlighted corrected, but we can’t get that cause there’s not enough fans. In fact I doubt we’re gonna get a season two considering their episodes got pushed down. I really think those 5 episodes were tester episodes in which the fate of the show depended viewership. The production team seemed to think they wouldn’t get another season which is why they went ahead and created those endings - even tho it seems like they had to recycle Jaden’s scene because of his schedule. Which is upsetting because the team doesn’t wanna give up their own fucking show and they had visions for what they wanted to do, they try to be as honest as possible and I’m thankful for that shit.

I want more Dizzee Kipling!

Originally posted by myohmayyah

There are soooooo many people out there who ask “Why do you like Loki so much? He’s a villain.” And while I don’t have the time to list everything, (because let’s be honest who does?) I am now writing down the points of why people need to love this dude. Also known as,

Why You Should Love The Psychotic But Still Hot Space Prince.
By Debbie.

Point Number One: His Eyes.

Now, I think we can all agree that girls are suckers for a guy with pretty eyes. I mean who doesn’t like looking at a guy with beautiful eyes? 

Its just in our nature. 

I mean, I could probably like Loki just because of his eyes.  Have you seen them?! Its like you’re just sitting there the whole time having a debate with yourself on what color they are. I’m pretty sure I’ve this conversation with myself like twice.

“Blue or green? Green our blue? Okay I think they’re blue.  No wait, they’re green. Yup. One hundred percent sure they’re green. Actually they’re blue. Okay I’m defs for sure that they are blue. Well…….maybe they’re grey? ”

Yeah. Its like the sweetest torture known to man. But also kind of a weird thing to do, but if you’re a fan girl, there’s weirder things you’ve done.

So, my conclusion for his eye color, (for now) is that they are a mixture of blue, green and sliver/grey. And honestly that is a very attractive color for eyes. At least to me. 

I know there are some people out there who prefer dark eyes, and that’s totally cool. But if you don’t think that Loki has beautiful, stunning, amazing, etc. eyes, then I will question whether you’re human or not.

Point Number Two: His Hair.

I love guys with dark hair. I don’t what it is, but there’s just something about dark haired guys that I love. And let me tell you, Loki has amazing dark hair.

Now, while its kind of long, and I prefer short haired guys, I still love his hair. (Especially in the first Thor movie. I mean whew! *fans self*)

The thing that I really want to do with his hair is run my hands through it. Oh my goodness I can only imagine how soft it would be. *shivers* And he has shiny hair too, so yeah, there’s that too.

And really, I just don’t know what else to say about it. I like the dude’s hair, its a really cool shade (?) of black and I really wanna run my hands through it.

Point Number Three: His Clothing Style.


Needless to say, I like his clothing choice. 

We all know (I hope) that his signature colors are green, gold and black. And I love those colors together. So those colors on Loki does something to me. 

We’ve all seen in the Avengers and in Thor, though briefly, his ‘mortal’ style. 

A suit. 



Seriously, its almost my religion.

Guys in suits are waaaaaaay more attractive than this stupid 'dope style’ or whatever its called. What even is that? 

Okay, so you have a hat on backwards, your pants are falling off and your shoes are horrifyingly red. 

That’s not appealing to me AT ALL.

Now, it would get annoying after a while to have your guy always wearing a suit, so I really would like to know how Loki would dress casually. 

Would he? Or would he just always be wearing a suit? 

Who knows?

But his clothing style definitely fits my criteria.

Point Number Four: He Is Literally Prince Charming.

I’m sure every girl when she was little, dreamed of having a Prince Charming come and marry her or something.

Well, Loki could charm the pants off anyone (they don’t call him 'Silver Tongue’ for nothing I’m sure *wink wink wiggle wiggle*), and he’s a Prince. Of a cool space kingdom.

Thus, I give you Prince Charming.

Now, as much as I hate to say it, Loki is a fictional character.

Yes I just committed the number one fangirl sin. But hear me out.

Even though he’s not real, I’m sure if he was and you were lucky enough to be his significant other, he would treat with the utmost respect.

There are SO many fanfictions out there where he treats his girlfriend or whatever like crap. 

I’m sorry but no.

Loki would be the most respectful partner in the world. Even surpassing Captain America. (Forgive me Steve for I have sinned.)

He would treat you like a freaking queen. Am I right? (Yes, yes I am)

Point Number Five: The Tragic Back Story.

 Lots of girls like a guy with a tragic back story or something like that. 

Well let me tell you that Loki is like the Prince of all tragicness.

I mean, his father is like the worst, he was always second to Thor and he found out that he is not in fact Asgardian, but an Andorian with Elsa’s powers.  (If you didn’t get the reference I will be upset with you.)

How sad is that? 

(Which I don’t know about you, but I would totally cry if I found out that I wasn’t Asgardian.*sniff sniff*)

Point Number Six: His Height.

As a member of the short girl club, I can tell that most of us love it when someone really tall hugs us. It feels super comforting and you always feel really safe.

Well, Loki is tall. And while I’ve never hugged him, I’ve hugged my brother, who is the same height as him,(Or rather the same height as Tom Hiddleston who plays Loki so…..) and let me tell you, he gives like the best hugs ever. (When he’s not squeezing the life out of you)

If you’re a tall girl and want a guy that isn’t shorter than you, then I give you Loki. I highly doubt that you’re gonna be taller than him. (Unless you’re 6" 3 which if you are, I’m so sorry.)

So that concludes my points on why people should love Loki as much as I do.

Hold my Hand Dammit- Bucky Barnes X Reader

Prompt: Bucky is timid about touching you because he is still unsure about his strength and his arm.

Word Count: 2009

Warnings: None (:

Young love in the twenty first century was something quite new to Bucky. You had liked Bucky forever, but it had never occurred to you that he could ever feel the same way, so you just let your heart ache for the man with the gleaming metal arm. But after months of longing looks, blushed cheeks, and soft smiles, Bucky had made the first move, surprising the both of you. Of course you agreed, falling harder than ever before, pouring your whole being into this relationship. You had only officially been dating for about two weeks now, and Bucky was still on the fringe with the whole “PDA” lovey dovey thing, preferring to take it rather slow. And plus he was still unsure of his strength and was very cautious not to hurt you, his self consciousness was both endearing and frustrating. His metal arm was the subject of his utmost caution around you, hardly even letting you touch it, afraid of what it could do.

As of now you two were laying on the couch, your legs were draped over his lap, his hand was lying flat on your thigh, his metal fingers a cool heavy weight on your thigh. You paid minimal attention to the episode of Grey’s Anatomy playing on the screen, meanwhile Bucky was entranced, following every character’s plot, gasping every few minutes. You were scrolling through your phone, putting funny snapchat filters on your unaware boyfriend. You put the dog filter on him, a quiet giggle leaving your lips. He turned toward you, raising his eyebrows at you as you took a video of him looking confused, the filter moving along with him.

“What’s so funny, let me see,” He inquired. You sat up, scooting closer to him to show him the video, as you leaned on him you could feel him tense up slightly. You ignore this, leaning closer so he could see better. You played the video of him on your phone, a wide smile played on his lips.

“See, your a dog,” you clarified. You sent him the snap and posted it to your story. After that was done you leaned your head on him, and intertwined your fingers in his metal ones. He tore his hand away from yours, bringing it into his lap.

“Uh, do you want some snacks?” He asked, not wanting any time for you to ask about his odd behavior. He got up, making his way toward the kitchen.

“Uh, sure,” you agreed, getting up to follow him into the kitchen, a pang of doubt about this relationship hitting you in the stomach, you shoved it down, telling yourself you were only overthinking it. You caught up to him, this time intertwining your flesh hands, his palm was warm and calloused against yours. Again, he flinched as though he had been shocked, the current running through his muscles, his hand ripping from yours. Ok now this was NOT normal, even for over cautious Bucky. You continued your walk to the kitchen in silence, not knowing what to say or think. A throb of doubt once again pulsed through you, was this not going to work out after all? Did he just go out with you in the first place to be nice? Was he getting bored after only two weeks? All these questions raced through your head, each one worse than the last. Your speed thinking was interrupted by Bucky’s voice.
“Do you want popcorn or chips, or we could have candy?” he asked, rummaging around in the pantry for a snack.

“Um, I don’t care, whatever you want,” You replied. Tension hung in the air between your words, you wanted to, needed to fill the empty space with words, but nothing was coming out, you had nothing to say. You could not put into words your feelings about him, or how much you wanted to ask him why he was pulling away. You couldn’t find the words to say how much you hoped this wasn’t because something was wrong with you, or that he finally got to really know you and wanted out. So the silence hung there, driving a deeper and deeper wedge between the two of you with each passing second. He wanted to say something, to fill the void, but he just couldn’t express what he needed to, he didn’t know how. How does he tell the love of his life that he is afraid to touch her, not because he doesn’t love her, but because he loves her too much and is afraid to even lay a finger on her. Because the fear of hurting her overwhelms him, so much so that when she touches him he flinches like he has been slapped. But he can’t just leave you to wonder, he has to say something, anything, something to explain himself. Because he can see the confusion and doubt clouding your bright eyes, flooding your irises with uncertainty. Before either of you could decide on how to express yourselves, Tony’s voice rang loud and clear through your heads.

“Hey can you two lovebirds go out and get dinner tonight? Nobody feels like cooking. I don’t really care what you get, just anything but sushi, I can’t possibly do another night of Sushi, just because Thor is obsessed with it doesn’t mean we all have to suffer,” Tony murmured, throwing a fifty dollar bill on the counter and leaving with an orange in hand.  You glanced over at Bucky, he was already looking at you, something flickered in his eyes that you didn’t catch, he looked away. You grabbed the fifty off the counter.

“Alright, I’ll go, what do we want?” You offered. Bucky looked at you, his arms hanging limply by his sides, defeat written all over his face. Why was he acting so weird, oh how you would’ve liked to know. You debated asking, but decided to go get dinner first, maybe he needed some time to himself

“Chinese it is,” You decided for yourself, turning to leave.

“I’ll come with you,” Bucky announced. You nodded curtly, letting him follow you out of the building. You decided to walk the few blocks to the restaurant in the shadows of the setting sun. It was the end of a nice day outside, and the last few rays of warm sun were sinking down behind the skyscrapers. You and Bucky walked side by side, your arms occasionally brushing, your hips bumping in the rhythm of your steps. He didn’t flinch this time when yours hand grazed his, you grabbed his hand when your arm swung forward again, he didn’t pull away at first, but rather contemplated it. His face scrunched up, as if he were making some big decision, his sighed and let his hand fall out of yours. Your heart fell into your feet, a pit sat heavy in your stomach. You took a few long strides so you were ahead of him, not wanting your rejected gesture to hang between the two of you. He looked at you as you walked past, regret filling his thoughts, he shouldn’t’ve let you go.

You got to the chinese resturant, going along the line of hot trays and picking out a sweet, sticky, warm chinese feast for everyone back at the tower. As you paid and got change, you handed one of the bags to Bucky, your hand grazing his once more, he again flinched like he had been electrocuted. Despair and confusion was now replaced by rage. You paced out of the restaurant and out onto the street turning to face Bucky abruptly, almost running smack into his broad chest because he was following you so closely.

“What the hell is wrong with you?!” You snapped, setting the bags down on a table outside the restaurant. Bucky stammered for a minute, floundering over the words he wanted to say as they stuck to his throat.

“Why won’t you touch me? In fact you won’t even barely come within five feet of me without looking like you’re going to throw up! Why won’t you hold my hand? Are you done with me already? Do you already want to call it quits? Because if so you could just tell me instead of acting repulsed by me until I leave!” You shouted, everything you wanted so badly to know spewing from your lips in a desperate rage in an attempt to understand him. Angry tears began to drip down your cheeks, leaving wet, hot trails. People were beginning to stare as you flailed your arms wildly, crying, and shouting with all your might at the man with the gleaming metal arm holding a rather large bag of take out. Bucky finally got ahold of what he wanted to say, flinging the words at you like insults.

“You don’t think I love you [Y/n]! You don’t think that I love you so much that the fear of hurting you with my arm overwhelms me to the point that I can’t even touch you without this crippling fear that I will kill you?! Is that what you think, that I’m repulsed by you? You really think I could ever do anything other than love you with all my being? Because if you really don’t trust me to love you, maybe this isn’t going to work out.” Bucky yelled back, still holding the take out bag to his chest. Now more people were staring…

“Maybe it won’t work out,” You whispered, more tears rolling down your cheeks, finally coming to the realization that this might not be right. You looked at Bucky, his eyes hard and pensive.

“I want this to work,” he finally replied, after what seemed like years.

“Well when you flinch or pull away everytime we touch, that doesn’t really scream infatuation now does it,” you snapped. Bucky looked down at you, all tear stained cheeks and swollen red eyes. He noticed how beautiful your eyes looked after you cried, like the calm of water after a nasty storm, peaceful and still, but so full of life.

“I guess not,” Bucky admitted.

“I was just so afraid of hurting you. This arm had killed hundreds of people without any problem, I don’t even want to imagine what it could do to you if I got out of control. I guess I don’t trust myself,” he admitted, his shoulder slumping, as if they were just relieved of heavy weight.

“I trust you,” You reassured softly, stepping closer to him on the sidewalk.

“Bucky, I’d trust you with my life. You are the love of my life, and that arm is one of my favorite things about you. I never even thought for a moment from the second I met you that you would ever hurt me. Bucky, what you did all those years wasn’t you, it’s not your fault. You’re not a villain, you are just a man, and a damn fine one at that,” You continued, stepping even closer to him, grabbing the bag from him and setting it on the table next to the other one so you could lean in and kiss him. You lips met his, he was hesitant at first, but eventually sank into this kiss, letting his arms come around you. The city around you came to a standstill, there was nobody but you two in the whole city. You pulled away.

“We should get this home before it gets cold,” you suggested, Bucky nodded, pecking your lips one more time before picking up one of the bags. You grabbed the other one, setting off back toward the tower in the shadow of twilight.

“Hold my hand dammit,” you commanded as you walked, intertwining your fingers with his cool metal ones, letting his ridged palm come flush against yours, your heart swelling at the contact. This was going to work out after all, and while he was still getting used to love in the twenty first century, this was something he could definitely get used to very quick.




Not Worthy

♥ Hi guys, so this one is a lovely request I received. I really hope you like it. It’s the first time I wrote Loki, so I really hope it’s okay. I’m a little insecure about this one, if I’m honest. Request are still open. I would love if you leave some feedback. Found any mistakes please tell me, I would love to fix them. Deutsche Version auf meiner Masterlist!

Request:  Loki 😍😍 Maybe reader is an powerful mutant (like she can make everything of everything even destroy sun), Thor took to Asgard? And she is very into his Jotun form? (I centrally am) And he is into her, but is not doing anything, because hell, she hot and he feels not a good match for her… And then there is his mother, who can’t stand him not doing anything because she WANTS reader as a dauther-in-law, especially because Loki deserve someone who may love him no matter what he did or who he is.

  • Pairing: Loki Laufeyson x Reader
  • Summary. Loki loves you but thinks that he is not worth your love.
  • Warnings: angst and fluff, written from Loki’s Pov, flashbacks
  • Words: 1864

Music and loud voices echoed through the long corridors of the large hall as I passed through them. Staff ran frantically back and forth. They carried food, wine, and crockery with them, and set the tables, and started to clean up the hall.I looked at them for a few minutes. A feast? Nobody told me about a feast and what is the occasion? In the center of the hall I spotted my mother and walked over to her purposefully.

“Mother, what does all this mean?” Frigga turned to me with a wide smile.“We’re hosting a feast, Thor is returning from his battle today, bringing Lady Y/N with him, I’m so glad to see her again.”

Y/N here!? For a tiny second, a smile crossed my lips, which disappeared just as fast as it came. “So Lady Y/N is so visiting us” “So it is, then you have finally the chance to make the first step,” Frigga replied while giving instructions to the staff. I looked at her in surprise. “Forgive me, but what are you talking about?"Frigga laughed softly and laid a hand on my cheek. "My son, you may be able to pretend something to yourself and the whole world, but not to me, I am your mother and I know that you like this woman” “Ridiculous, she is a mortal” I replied.

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Breaking Things (Cap/Thor Quick Fic)

So, lol, I am all about Tony trying to set up Thor and Steve, and Bucky just rolling his eyes and going along with Tony’s shenanigans.. All about a nervous Steve who can’t handle being attracted to Thor, and a goofy, not-as-oblivious-as-he-pretends to be Thor.
This is my new favorite thing and I can wait to write a whole fic with this dynamic.
As always, for the darling @werewolfbuckybarnes because without you I never would have discovered these two. And the anon who sent me “Thunder Thighs” for Thor because I lol’d at that.

Enjoy :)

“Hey, come here for a minute.” Tony wrapped an arm around Bucky’s waist and started pushing him towards the living room.

“What’s up, sweet thing?” Bucky asked, blue eyes lighting mischievously. “Want to do it over the couch again?”

Tony pulled away and stared at his boyfriend for a full minute. “Buck. No, I don’t want to do it over the couch. What are we, twelve? You can say sex..”

“Kay.” Bucky shrugged. “Want to sex over the couch again?”

“Some days I don’t know why I love you.” Tony huffed. “Would you just go look?

“Fine.” Bucky bopped him on the nose and Tony swatted his hand away.

“I swear to God, Bucky you will sleep on the couch if you keep doing that.”

But Bucky wasn’t listening, staring wide eyed into the living room. “Hey. Why isn’t Thor wearing anything?”

“Oh, he is. But the guy sleeps like he’s dead so I pulled his pants off after he passed out on the couch.” Tony said nonchalantly, and Bucky grinned, plopping onto a stool at the kitchen bar to wait.

“So when are we expecting Steve? Because this must be something you did for Steve.”

Of course it’s for Steve. It’s been a few days since he ran into a wall or broke a coffee cup while staring at Thunder Thighs out there, so he’s due.

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Beginning And End Of It

Request: You overhear boyfriend!bucky comparing you to natasha so you start hanging out with someone else to make him jealous (no smut pretty pls)


Warnings: Language (only once)

This took soooo long to write, but I finished it for you xx Hope you enjoy.

Originally posted by ohh-bloodyhell

“Nat?” you called out, poking your head through the main control room door. It was on the regular you would see her filing in missions and backing up data to hundreds of hard drives, but for once today she wasn’t there. Sat in her regular seat, Steve spun around to face you, recognizing that you were looking for her. “I think she might be in the gym,” he replied, pulling his soft smile which everyone loved. “Oh ok,” you answered, backing away to the door. “Have you been in yet? I didn’t see you in there this morning like I normally do?” asked Steve, who had noticed your mysterious absence from the whole mansion. No one else seemed to… even your boyfriend, Bucky, which you fought to not let bother you. “Er, no I haven’t, I was gonna go in later actually. I was out in the city this morning so I wasn’t in, sorry!” you replied, deciding it was easier to tell him the truth rather than mask it. “Maybe join Nat now? I’m sure she wouldn’t mind,” Steve suggested. After deliberating for a minute or so, you finally gave in and rushed back to your room, grabbing your workout bag and hurrying to the gym. Sure enough, there she was.

“Y/N!” exclaimed Natasha, excited as always by your presence. “You joining me?” she asked, pulling back her hair into a pony tail; she never wore it like that, ever, unless she was going to be in the gym. “It seems so,” you replied, wrapping away your hair and leaping into the sparring ring. You didn’t necessarily like sparring, in fact you hated it, but if anything made the time pass quicker it was that. Running back and forth into the ropes to warm and loosen up a bit, you watched Natasha slide up underneath the bottom rope before joining to stand with you in the middle. “Three or one fall?” she asked, stretching out her arms. “Maybe just one, I haven’t got ages and it is dinner next,” you stated, Natasha nodding in agreement. Three? A standard one fall match took around half an hour, but you didn’t really have a good two hours to spare just for fighting.

It’s just fighting after all.

As you both began to circle each other in the ring, you latched arms, locking each other and attempting to push each other to the back ropes. Nothing. Wrapping a leg around your right knee, Natasha swept away your foot off the floor and wriggled to get on top of you. Rolling out of her way, you scrambled to your feet, sprinting to Natasha who was propelling towards you. Leaping off the ring ground, and powering through the air, you spearing Natasha, winding her and leaving her panting on the ring apron. Glancing up, you caught Sam and your boyfriend, Bucky’s eyes who were watching over at your fight. You hated it when people watched you; it made you feel so conscious. You were used to the backlash you would get from the media on missions. The way the world saw it, you would be better in the WWE rather than the Avengers. It was true, some of your moves were practically identical, but when it came to a fight, and there was a true cost, you would do anything in your power to fight for the people you loved. Faintly, you latched on to one of Sam’s statements.

“I admire Y/N, I really do, but she is nothing like Natasha. Natasha is a trained agent and assassin but she is just someone who can through a punch, if you know what I mean?” he claimed to Bucky. Turning back round to Natasha, you watched her scramble to her feet as you prepared for your submission move. Before you could lock in the move, she swiped your face with her foot, knocking you back into the corner and slouching into the ropes slightly. Natasha sprinted towards you at an extreme pace, leaping up and latching her legs around your next, flicking underneath you before landing on the floor. “Woah!” yelled Sam, clapping with Bucky. “I get what you mean, Natasha’s moves are actually really impressive!” agreed Bucky, only making you feel even worse. “It looked better than Y/N’s spear, I think,” Not even wanting to carry on the fight, you slumped onto the floor, waiting for Natasha to pin you and take the win. “Natasha is gonna win; rightly so, she is better,” finished Sam.


You loved Natasha, you really did, but the jealousy over Bucky had totally overwhelmed you, wearing you down until you were sobbing over your own emotions. You had called in Steve and Wanda to come help you out, but Wanda was out on a date and Steve was just leaving the control room so you just blabbed on the phone to him until he had to eventually change in his room. Steve was as good as useless, except being another problem as you had to make him swear not to tell Bucky how you felt.

It had been an hour since going to the gym and dinner was only ten minutes away, and throughout that time you had a completely convinced yourself Bucky wanted to be with Natasha, rather than you. After all, she’s a better a fighter than you and had an immaculate appearance 24/7. She was just so perfect you started to hate her for it, except you had to keep reminding yourself she was in fact your friend, and had done nothing to you.

As you huffed to dinner, you sat in between Thor and Steve, deciding to only sit opposite Bucky so you didn’t have to totally talk to him. You were a couple, and you were meant to be in love, but the urge to blurt out the fact he clearly loved Natasha was overwhelming.

After a couple of sips of wine and a few slices of Vision’s pizza, you eventually decided to turn your attention to Thor, rather than Bucky. “He clearly doesn’t want me” you thought.

As Thor enlightened you with his miraculous stories from Asguard, you slowly began so settle your mind and delight yourself in Thor’s presence. You had to admit, he was miraculously ripped and you couldn’t help yourself from catching a sweet glance from once in a while. All throughout the meal, you and Thor had become very acquainted with each other’s company and nevertheless, you both decided to head back to the lounge area together, along with Steve, Tony, Rhodey, Natasha and after a good while deliberating, Bucky. You weren’t exactly sad that Bucky had decided to stay down with you, as you still loved him very dearly, but the temptation to leave him to stick with Thor was horrendous.

As you sat, situated between the two bulky men, you watched as Bucky would glance over to you, and then to Natasha. You flicked back and forth from it being a coincidence or not, but after a while sticking silent and flooding with questions, you decided to turn to Thor. Bucky was with Natasha, after all.


It was later into the night and Steve and Rhodey had decided to call it a night, when Bucky finally called to talk to you separately. You weren’t entirely sure you had done anything to upset Bucky, despite being frankly pissed off with him.

“What is all this with you and Thor then?” he asked, pulling you round the corner. Sighing, you started.

“There’s nothing between me and him, why?” you replied, kind of understanding at what he was getting at. Not that you were going to admit it, but had been basically flirting with the Thor the whole time. “I see the way you have been with him, what’s going on?” he asked, almost looking worried.

“You can’t say anything, Bucky. I know you like Natasha!” you piped, slightly too loud. “Are you serious? I don’t love Natasha, what are you going on about?” he spluttered, almost in amazement. “I… I thought you liked Natasha and I wanted to get away by being with Thor and…”

“Ssssh,” calmed Bucky, rubbing onto your shoulders. “So you did this because…”

“Because I heard you talking about Natasha with Sam and how she was better than me and I got upset and…” Slowly but tenderly, Bucky planted a soft kiss onto your lips. It wasn’t forceful or irrational… just soft and slow. “I love you,” he soothed. “I really do, and I would never say anything to hurt you, or make you feel bad,”

“And that is beginning and end of it,”

valentine’s day engagement

pairing: thor x reader

plot: Thor takes the reader to Asgard on Valentine’s Day to meet his parents and the people from Asgard start calling the reader their princess. When they get back to Thor’s bedroom they start to make out and Thor was about to stop before things got really heated because he knew the reader was a virgin and he didn’t want to pressure them but the reader tells Thor they’re ready to have sex with him.

Originally posted by avengers-of-mirkwood

 Meeting your significant others family was always nerve wrecking but knowing they were gods made it it ten times more nerve wrecking. Sure you have met Thor’s friends when he brought them to earth and they instantly loved you, these were his parents. Thor told you not to worry when he told you his plans to bring you to Asgard on Valentine’s Day. Although he had some duties in Asgard that day he didn’t want you to be alone on the holiday.

“Do not worry my love, my parents will love you.” Thor reassured you and he placed a kiss on your forehead before you guys entered the palace.

You were fascinated as Thor gave you a tour of the place he calls home. “Ah here you are. Mother, father this is my gorgeous girlfriend y/n. Y/n these are my parents.” Thor was beaming with pride as he introduced you to his parents.

“It is so nice to finally meet you y/n. Thor has told us so much about you and I must say he is lucky to have you in his life.” Frigga gave you a warm hug and you instantly felt loved just being in her embrace.

“Yes everyone in the kingdom has heard so much about you thanks to Thor and his friends.” Odin added on. You were a little scared when odin approached you and gave you a hug. It was nowhere near as warm and loving like when Frigga but Thor did warn you about him so you understand. “Thor you have some duties to attend to, you may bring y/n with you if you wish.”

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The Wager

@captain-biryani asked for Logyn x 10 Things I Hate About You. Sorry it’s late, and I hope it’s okay. xoxox

Character descriptions inspired by @nanihoosartblog Logyn High School AU posts.

Loki sat in the living room, a sharp contrast to the cheerful décor in his signature black, trying not to sigh with boredom whilst Odin ripped into a hungover Thor yet again.

“I’ve had had it up to here with your immaturity and your recklessness!” the old man shouted whilst his wife lingered in the background, ready to step in if things went too far. “Do you have any idea how many favours I had to call in just so that the police wouldn’t press charges?! Do you honestly think you will get into any decent college with that sort of drunken buffoonery on your record?!”

“I’m sorry, father. I wasn’t thinking-”

“Exactly!” Odin roared. “You weren’t thinking! You never think things through. You only care about having ‘fun’ in the moment, consequences be damned. Well, I have had enough! You are grounded until you graduate!!”

“Odin…” Frigga chided quietly before Thor had a chance to object.

“Fine,” Odin grumbled. “A month, then. And after that you will have a strict curfew. Home by eight every evening. No excuses.”

“Father! You can’t be serious!” Thor whined, failing to know when to keep his mouth shut.

“Deadly serious,” Odin shot back. “You will be home by eight. You will eat dinner, you will do your homework, and you will go to bed at a reasonable hour.”

“And have no social life! If you wanted me to become like Loki so badly why didn’t you just say so?” Thor grumbled petulantly, sparing a glare at his brother sitting quietly at the other end of the couch.

Frigga whispered in Odin’s ear and Odin smirked.

“Very well,” Odin murmured before turning back to address his son. “Your mother has thought of reasonable compromise.” Thor perked up, shifting to the edge of his seat. “You can go to parties on the weekend… when your brother does.”

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Hi! I thought i’d join the witchy community at last here on tumblr! I’ve been lurking in the shadows for quite some time, like, two years quite some time and I feel comfortable enough now to interact! - I would like some more people to follow, and it would be great if you could follow me too!

-spirit work, as i recently received a companion! I’m looking forward to working more with them and learning and developing my abilities!

-tech magic! I’m on a game design course at uni and it’s all very exciting and i want to find out more ways i can weave magic into what i create

-tea magic - i love tea. I love tea a lot. I do want to get into tasseomancy at some point, but anyone who can recommend tea recipes would be welcome!

- i also love Norse mythology, I recently identified as a heathen witch, but i’ve removed that since i haven’t had much time to work with the Norse deities due to being at uni and generally being low on energy. I am generally drawn to Hel (have been for years, before i even knew that witchcraft was a Thing), Thor because he’s a cool storm guy, and Loki as if my life isn’t chaotic enough hahh

-I am drawn to Aphrodite also. 

-crystals. fuck i have so many

-Also interested in pop culture paganism!!! since i play video games a lot, should be fun seeing what i can incorporate :)

-i also enjoy tarot and pendulum divination, and am currently learning divination by runes 

Nice to finally meet you all!

Do Not Anger Her

Requested by @justcallmecinammonMay I have a Loki x reader oneshot with an AU where Loki and Thor are on good terms and he takes Loki with him to visit reader to figure out something difficult for their mission. Her and Thor are good friends and when she meets Loki she’s sweet and openly invites him in. Thor warns Loki beforehand not to mess with her because it’s definitely best not to make her angry, but Loki’s like “I do what I want” and when he does he regrets it. Then afterwards he’s like “… sorry” and she’s okay with him and he falls for her. He learns she loves geckos and snakes and frogs. With a funny and fluffy ending plez? Reader is short and loves Hamilton the Musical. (This sounds like the most random shit ever and I apologize XD I’m getting over a bad cold and I think it went to my brain.) you can decide how he upset her and whether or not she gets quiet when angry or the opposite lol

Here you are, lovely!! I apologize for taking so long. I do not own Loki, Thor, Steve or Tony. They belong to Marvel. 

Warnings: slight angst, fluff, mentions of snakes and other reptiles and it’s a bit long (apparently I can’t write a Loki fic less than 1,000 words!) 

Pairings: Loki x fem!reader, Thor, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark

Originally posted by avengers-of-mirkwood

“Thor, we need you to convince her to help us,” Steve told the Asgardian, who agreed. “We shall need her assistance in this endeavor.” Steve smiled and clapped Thor on the back while Loki simply stood by in confusion. There was a mission coming up and apparently, the Avengers needed your help.  "Whose assistance do we require?“  Thor turned to his brother with a bright grin. “We require the help of Lady Y/N.”

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After Loki fell, Odin said “No.” He looked like he meant it.  He didn’t want Loki to fall.  

Why then did he not pull them back up? I think that he couldn’t. His arm is wavering, they’re swinging around, and then there’s the simple fact that there’s no reason why he wouldn’t have if he could–or, at the very least, no reason why he wouldn’t have pulled Thor up.

Loki realized the situation, I think, and saw that he was going to fall no matter what happened next. And by this point I think he realizes that Thor isn’t going to let go. Loki’s slipping down Gungnir, but considering how usually he can do complicated physical things, he probably could have gotten a better grip if he’d elected to. 

So his choices are to fall involuntarily, quite possibly taking Thor with him (after all, if Odin can’t pull them up, he can’t hold them forever); or to let go.

He doesn’t want an undignified death, falling because Odin couldn’t hold on. Also, remember when he made an illusion and Thor essayed to rescue it? Remember how after that, Loki called him “brother,” a few minutes after saying that he never was his brother? And now, this situation has happened because Thor did the same thing again. Each time, Loki came a little more out of his madness, and now, he does not want Thor to die.

So when he says,  “I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you. For all of us,” it’s his goodbye note.

“No, Loki,”–No, you couldn’t have done it? Or no, don’t let go? Loki thought Odin meant the former, but was he right?

And Loki stares at Odin, weeping, and Thor has foresight–”Loki, no!”

Loki falls.

And Odin can pull Thor up.

@smol-overlord Since you are watching this.

Dangerous: Chapter Four

Request: Hi! Could you do a oneshot or multi chapter where reader is Tony’s daughter & Avenger who falls in love w/ Loki. They have a Joker/Harley type relationship (minus the abuse) & even tho she loves her dad & team, she becomes a villain for loki. Thanks!  

Summary: Stark is the name I was born into. Being Tony Stark’s kid meant a lot of things, namely everyone looking to you and protecting you. I’m not some princess needing to be protected. That’s what I’ve told myself anyway. When Loki appears, I feel ready to worship a king.

Starts during the Avengers movie then I kinda write my own thing.

Triggers Throughout The Series: Angst. Drama. Violence. Smut. Romance.

Triggers This Chapter: Drama. Bit of fear/horror. Angst.

Word Count: 1060


I gasped as the wind cut through me. I pulled my arms closer to my chest in an attempt to trap my body heat. “Thor!?” I cried out, hoping he’d hear me.

This couldn’t be Asgard! This was nothing like the Wonderland he told us about! It was freezing. I couldn’t see any person within miles, if my line of sight could even go that far. The snow was whiting out my vision.

I shivered and made my way for shelter, seeing a towering mountain ahead of me. Surely, there was some place I could hide in hopes that I might survive.

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Entertainment Weekly referred to Cate Blanchett’s Hela as the “Goddess of Death,” possibly confirming Hela is the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s Lady Death.

EW talked to the two time Oscar-winner about playing Thor’s first female villain and making weapons out of her body.

CATE BLANCHETT: Well let’s face it: as a woman, these opportunities have not in the past come up very frequently and I think there’s a revolution happening from within Marvel. I’ve seen so many of the Marvel franchises, particularly being the mother of four. They tend to be the only type of film particularly having young boys. But for me as an actor, this is separate is my desire to work with [director] Taika Waititi.

How did he sell you on this?
Well I had seen his vampire movie [What We Do in the Shadows] and Hunt for the Wilderpeople. I was trying to get my head around the collision of his sensibility as a director and what had previously existed in the Thor franchise and I thought that’s going to be interesting to say the least and I thought it could produce an interesting combustible connection because tonally his work is so different from what previously existed. Obviously they wanted to do something fresh and different, which is always exciting.

What was it like working with Taika? What does he bring to this?
He’s sort of part sumo wrestler, part showgirl, part father you always wanted to have. He’s so nimble. I keep saying the word irreverent. He takes the work seriously but he doesn’t take himself seriously. So there’s music on set the whole time. There was hilarity but he knew every single time when to focus.

You’re Thor’s first female villain. Was that part of the appeal?
Can you believe it? Can you believe we’re having this conversation and it’s 2017 and we’re talking about the first female villain? It’s ridiculous. There’s so much untapped potential villainy in women. It’s really exciting. I think finally it’s beginning to be acknowledged that women and men want to see a diverse array of characters, and that’s race, gender across the sexual spectrum.

Did you go back and read the comics and look at old versions of Hela?
Oh yes. I mean, you gotta know the history of the character. And there are so many iterations of the origin story. For any of these characters, there’s never one origin story. But yes, it was really interesting to go back. Most of the time she was masked. So that’s what I really talked to the Marvel team and Taika about was when we would chose to have her masked and when she wouldn’t be masked.

And that headdress is more than just an accessory right?
Yeah. She’s able to manifest weapons. Her headdress can be weapons. She can manifest weapons out of different parts of her body. I won’t tell you which — I’ll leave that hanging.

Hela comes in and sort of takes control of Asgard away from Loki, right?
Well, Asgard is so good. I mean one only need to have a mildly unpleasant thought and you’re considered evil. Everyone is too perfect. Why not mess it all up? It’s easy to play bad but, like when I was in Cinderella, like what makes the stepmother evil is interesting. So, it was trying to in the screen time I had to tease that stuff and to give her a journey really. So hopefully we’re given her a journey, like how you understand why Loki is as screwed up as he is. Hopefully, there’s that satisfaction in watching Hela.

Do you have fight scenes?
There’s a bit of wire work. I worked with the legend Zoe Bell (Grindhouse). I did as much as was humanly possible for a middle-aged mother of four [laughs]. I learned so much. All sorts of capoeira stuff. All the stunts and the fights were really interestingly choreographed. But I did train, ostensibly, so I wouldn’t injure myself.

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when broken glass litters the floor - darcy/bucky

Skirted around the edges of this one, but I’m deciding it qualifies. Set in some AU where Civil War never happened and the Avengers operate out of the Tower.

For the The way you said “I love you” prompt meme.

bedside manner

If Darcy were ever to actually try to get a job outside of the crazy world of superheroes she accidentally fell into all those years ago, rushing through the New Mexico desert in search of spectacular weather phenomena and six science credits, she’s really not sure how she’d explain the breadth of, to put it frankly, bizarre shit on her CV.

Well, like, if pretty much all of it wasn’t classified Super Absolutely Top Secret, Yes That Means You. Or whatever it’s actually called. (Darcy isn’t even sure that she has the clearance to read some of the things on her CV. (Actually, she knows there are things she doesn’t have clearance for. Tony sometimes gives her things to do that she only later finds out she really wasn’t supposed to do when she’s back to staring at Maria Hill from across a metal table and the woman is clicking a pen ominously, like Men In Black might have actually been right and the section of the government that deals with aliens really does have the technology to wipe your memory.))

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Taika Waititi on shaking up Thor and being a Hollywood outsider: 'They take this stuff so seriously'
The Hunt for the Wilderpeople director on joining the Marvel universe, hating biopics and his early script for Moana
By Elle Hunt

When asked what fans can expect from the latest instalment of Thor, director Taika Waititi somewhat unhelpfully says it will be “Taika-esque”.

Asked if he could perhaps describe it in literally any other way, he laughs. “I can’t! There’s no way!”

As far as whetting the appetites of Marvel fanatics goes, it’s a little counterproductive. Thor: Ragnarok will be watched by many more people who are familiar with the franchise than those who know Waititi’s work – but this may be the film that makes the New Zealand director a household name.

The big-budget Thor is a far cry from the Flight of the Conchords, of which Waititi wrote and directed a few episodes, and from What We Do In The Shadows, the 2014 vampire mockumentary he made with Jemaine Clement. And it’s almost the antithesis of Hunt for the Wilderpeople: the family friendly little-Kiwi-film-that-could, which was a surprise hit at box offices around the world last year.

But while the types of projects may differ wildly, his treatment of them – the bit that makes them “Taika-esque” – doesn’t. Even Waititi’s government-funded anti-drug-driving campaign, Tinnyvision – made in collaboration with Snapchat in 2014 – has the same warm, sly humour of his features.

And yet, after 41 years’ experience of being “Taika-esque” himself, he still struggles to describe it.

“If someone asked, ‘What are your films like?’, the best I can come up with is that they’re, like, a fine balance between comedy and drama. And they deal mainly with the clumsiness of humanity.”

Well, that’s definitely true of Tinnyvision.

As evidenced by his decision to set Ragnarok outside the Marvel universe – a ballsy move, given the size of the fandom and budget in question – Waititi is one to do things his own way. And it’s paying off.

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