WELL SEE, ALREADY WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU’RE TOO INCOMPETENT TO SEND THE FUCKIN MEME IN
ALREADY A GRADE-A FAILURE
EVERYONE CLAP FOR THIS DUMB GIT
why do i only ever find you listening to like this kind of techno or electronic music, add some fuckin variety to your diet and go listen to Two Door Cinema Club or some of the Good Shit™ from Guardians of the Galaxy
learn what REAL music sounds like g o d
also you have a short and small tail and i dont wanna smosh you
youre not worth my smosh
your memes arent gucci and i hope shia labeouf and morgan freeman frown upon your sinful existence
The question is met with a cocked head from his friendly robot - the eternally loyal companion that had, quite unfortunately, stumbled across some photographs. And those photographs?
TWO KIDS, ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER. THE GIRL? SHE…
“ SIR, DON’T YOU THINK YOU OUGHT TO CONTACT HER? ”
Balthazar suddenly SNAPS from his chair, and slams his hands onto the handles. His mustache TWISTS and TURNS as an ENRAGED SNARL EMERGES ONTO HIS THIN LIPS - THIS IS NOT THE FREAKIN’ TIME, YOU STUPID ROBOT!
“ SHUT UP YOU SILLY ROBOT! ” He begins, gritting his teeth as tightly as they can go. “ WHAT GIRL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THERE’S NO GIRL! I DIDN’T KNOW ANY… ANY GIRLS GROWING UP! I was JUST TOO BAD - TOO COOL FOR THAT NOISE! ”
Its red LED eyes slanted, the robot’s claw holds a photograph in its hand, shakily handing it to his master, whose rage did not seem the bit quelled by his narcissistic (OKAY NO? MORE LIKE TRUE)declaration.
“ N-NORMALLY, I’D BELIEVE YOU, SIR… BUT THIS PHOTO SPEAKS FOR ITSELF… ”
Balthazar snatches that HIDEOUS THING from Clive’s poor little faux-plastic hand, and holds it up to the neon lights overhead. He leans back in his chair, mustache going this way and that, moving up and down like a puppeteer playing with its invisible strings.
A boy and a girl, standing together; the girl has one arm around his purple-padded jacket, making a peace sign with her other hand. Her wild black hair cascades all about her face - a dark halo around her head, in fact, if it weren’t for the obvious thickness of her curls proving that comparison wrong.
Just a girl.
But not the boy - his smile is nervous; a bit uncertain, as his shoulders are stiffly hunched against his neck and his eyes cautiously eyeing her. But it is not difficult to see that a pink blush crosses the bridge of his nose.
Just a GIRL.
That’s what she was.
An extremely sweet. Absolutely adorable. Completely angelic. Understanding. Unbelievable. Beautiful. Perfect. EXTREMELY ACCEPTING DESPITE THE COCKROACH THAT HE HAD BEEN, ENCROACHING ON HER TERRITORY, AND–
In seconds, the paper is torn in half by his fingers, a clean cut down the middle. The girl and boy are no longer together, separated by his hand - a CORNY AS HECK METAPHOR, but let’s keep it SYMBOLIC, OKAY? Balthazar’s brows are furrowed. His eyes FLARE UP with all the ANGER OF A THOUSAND SUNS. Yet, at the corner?
What is that?
“ SIR? ”
“ WHAT IS IT CLIVE? WHAT IN ALL THAT IS OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN DO YOU WANT NOW? ”
The robot hesitates, its expression altering itself into one of worry. It raises its arm mechanically to its face, as it says, finally:
“The Caroline Forbes, Get the Hell Off My Back and Find a Life While I Finish Finals, You’re Done with College Bucket List.”
“One, you must finish these tasks in order (no peeking!) before graduating Friday evening. Two, keep Nik with you. I already dragged him into town but I can’t give him my attention, and you’ll need the company. And make him pay for everything, he can afford it. New York’s expensive, and I need you to save your money. I’m not visiting you in a shoebox apartment. Three, take pictures so I can better visualize when you tell me all about this AFTER FINALS. Four, don’t text me, I’ll text you. I’m studying.”
aaaa sure thing, anon! oh man Zeke’s comments were so telling~ he DEF has a crush on Tina and it’s adorable 8’)
anyhoot, Zeke strikes me as the type of guy who’d want to make the wedding reception real fun and casual - hence the game of tag in the first pic! aand then the weddin photo because i couldnt resist <333
need a modern day hades and persephone plot like i need air tbh where
hades is the big bad mob boss who has so many tattoos and wears leather
jackets and kills people for a living and Persephone is this beautiful
and nice girl who always had flowers in her hair and wears a lot of
flowey dresses and pastel colors but he’s so in love with her hES
WHIPPED AND I JUST NEED IT GIVE ME IT”
I read this in the morning and it didn’t leave me. I wanna ink it all up and color it. But couldnt resist uploading what I had before bed. Because today has been a good day and I need to share it!