THE PHANDOM HAS DISCOVERED IMMORTALITY!!!11!!
What are all phandom members?? (according to bigots who disregard facts and individual identity, in place of their sexist, transphobic, and ageist rhetoric)
12 year old girls!
But wait, I joined the phandom in 2011, so that means *counts on delicate, feminine fingers, then recounts because as a female, I can’t count*
I HAVE BEEN 12 FOR SIX YEARS!
I AM IMMORATAL!!
We need to tell the media!
How do you live forever? Watch Dan and Phil.