Vader: [text] ok kenobi wtf r u losers up to this time???????? Obi-Wan: Good morning to you too, Anakin. Vader: ur best buddy bail fucking organa and his stupid friends and that SMARTMOUTH DAUGHTER OF HIS are up to SOMETHING and now i have to go to fucking SCARIF OK do u even KNOW how much i hate it there Vader: i am not going anywhere NEAR the beach that is for DAMN sure Obi-Wan: Wait…what’s happening??! Vader: i WAS gonna get in a bacta soak Vader: u know because MY BODY IS BROKEN U TELL ME WHY Obi-Wan:🙄
Vader: but NOW i have to go haul my ass allllll the way over there instead Obi-Wan: Anakin, please: WHO is on Scarif and why??? Vader: idk a bunch of rebel randoms r trying to steal some shit and now it’s a ~whole big thing~ LIKE I NEEDED THIS TODAY
[later] Vader: aggggggggggggggghhhh FML Obi-Wan: What happened??????????? Vader: FFS where do i even start Vader: fucking krennic Vader: i knew i should have choked that guy to death when i had the chance Vader: I TOLD sheev we should have cut this stupid project from the budget years ago and bought a foosball table for my room instead Vader: im so cold and tired and this job is so BORING no one is even hard to fight anymore like ffs give me a CHALLENGE for once its been YEARS Obi-Wan: Anakin: WHAT HAPPENED????!!!! Who did you kill?? Vader: y r u so concerned about my day Vader: usually ur all ‘shut up anakin i don’t wanna hear about all the murdering u did im obiwan and im the perrrrfect jedi i only murder people SOMETIMES’ Obi-Wan:
🙄 Well maybe I’m taking an interest in your life. Vader:
😉 nice try babe. Obi-Wan: Very well. Maybe I’ll see you soon enough. You never know. Vader: k see ya 😘
Vader: wait what Vader: obiwan Vader: obiwan???????
(For @yuneyn and her love of both Rogue One and Texting Vader.) ;)
“This time round it struck me that Studio Ghibli had the world’s best studio in terms of potential. You can say that in terms of cinematography, computer graphics, sound recording, personal connections and sincerity toward the work … in every aspect really. But having said that, we’re just a group of average people with poor skills.” (- Hayao Miyazaki) (Open images in new tab!!)
Description: Maybe going out with Tony Stark is a little intimidating, but he is way sweeter than he would like everyone to believe.
Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader
Warnings: fluffff, smutty smut good stuff mixed in with all of the actual substance writing (for once), Tony being a flirty little shit as per usual
A/n: I just had to write another Tony fic. Idk. Every single Tony/RDJ fic I read I love because he’s so sassy
Working at a coffee shop inside Stark Tower might not have been the most conventional job to take up, but it sure was an interesting one (not to mention, a very well-paying one). Geniuses were constantly wandering through, sometimes doing work at the tables. There was also the occasional avenger coming through, and you still weren’t quite sure how to process it. These people were out saving the world, punching aliens, doing whatever; and now you were making their coffee. Your life seemed to be like a bad sitcom. You could still remember the first time you ever saw one of them.
“Hi.” Sam Wilson said, walking up to the counter.
“Good afternoon, what can I get for you?”
He looked over the menu before deciding on plain black coffee. You quickly prepared it, handing it to him as soon as you could. He gave a quick ‘thank you’, and headed to the elevator.
If it wasn’t completely unprofessional, you might have screamed. But things were different now. It wasn’t uncommon to see Steve and Sam walk in and order. An occasional visit from most of the others, too. It seemed strange and surreal, but that was your life, and you figured you got pretty lucky to be in a place like it. However, there was one man you never saw, since he always had an assistant bringing everything up to him.