Arcana Characters With Snapchat
because this is one of those ideas that grips you at midnight and doesn’t let go, alright?
Asra: A mess. His posts are either pictures of the apprentice, pictures of Faust, or memes. Updates sporadically, usually in the middle of the night. Sometimes there’s a clearly unusual background (like the oasis) in the Faust pictures but he never explains it. Draws hearts on his snaps. Most of the shots of the apprentice are of them doing something weird or very normal but Asra thinks each picture is beautiful.
Nadia: Classy. Every shot is perfectly framed and looks gorgeous. They should be hanging in a museum but instead there they are, gone in a matter of seconds if you don’t screenshot quickly. Sometimes, though, the picture is good but the caption is her snarking at members of the council or offering her (negative) opinions of whatever statue of Lucio has snuck into the image.
Julian: Will go silent for three months and then post about 100 snaps in one day. Sometimes they are just him talking at the camera and have to be broken up over multiple sections. Why does he have a still-updating snapchat when he’s technically on the run? It’s a mystery, and also probably a bad decision, but he can get into arguments with Asra or Lucio over snapchat and he will.
Portia: If you want to see any palace drama you will follow her snapchat story. Sometimes they’re just her looking at the camera like she’s on the office while something ridiculous happens in the background. Mostly stays out of drama herself–but will yell at Julian if any of his snaps are too obviously telegraphing his location. Also will have entire sections of her story taken up by short videos of her cat. I think this is just a cat owner trait.
Muriel: Realistically speaking Muriel probably wouldn’t have snapchat?? I’m not sure what he would take pictures of. Granted, the forest is beautiful, so maybe that. Or maybe it’s cryptid-esque spottings of the Lucio Goat. Or both. Does the forest even have any internet connection?
Lucio: Okay pre-death they were entirely just snaps of himself, looking gorgeous. It was the snapchat equivalent of that hall that’s only portraits of him. Post-death they’re still mostly him–this time, just that one portrait of him that was his favorite–but he also takes creepy pictures of people when they aren’t looking and sends it to them because he lives to start drama.
Faust: The apprentice and Asra both maintain this one. It is just pictures of Faust. it is perfect in every way.