because he's balding


Here’s to the new me. The old me. The you-don’t-even-know-me. To the me that died twice before I met you: third time’s the charm. Been chewed up and spit out more than I’ve ever seen a sunrise, and I’ve only ever liked sunrises when I’m with you. I’ll become something you’ve never seen before, nothing borrowed, nothing blue. Set my head aflame, built a home out of the ashes, let the wind blow it away into the sun. The breeze sings, lo que está muerto no puede morir. And when there’s nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.

I don’t know that kid anymore, and maybe I never knew him at all.

You know what the TF2 fandom needs more of?

More chubby Demoman.

Because I heard that he has a pudge.

S U P E R  S O F T  D E M O M A N

I’ve been retaining this for months...

Hello, as many persons know theres an user named “theolivermaniac”, who appears on youtube videos about Oliver (in comments only), owns a tumblr blog and also a pinterest account, he’s seen as someone that loves Oliver a lot like many of us, a normal user like “theoliveraddict”, I was not supposed to reveal his gender because of a promise, and the fact that he’s also 28 (I have no idea if this is his real age, he looks older because hes bald, with overweight and has kinda long black beard, he also wears glasses) and that hes from Texas, but he broke his promise too.

He wanted a photo of my face if he send to Venezuela (my country) a wacom tablet and a camera (for my graphic desing studies), I took it as the offer of a friend or a nice person, he also was supposed to send supplies to help my family with the situation of the country, I was not allowed to send any photo of myself (and I have a kind of phobia to those devices, I hate selfies and makes me fell extremely uncomfortable and he knew that) so he got angry with me and cancelled everything, he said that he can’t help me anymore because “without a photo I’m a stranger”, it’s curious because since I meet him he was trying to convince me to be his couple, I told him that I was okay with just be friends and that I didn’t wanted a relationship with anybody.

But he continued trying to force our interaction, asking things like “what do you think of me now?”, “I’m your type?”, very frequently, he also got jealous of my friends thinking that I had a couple somewhere or one of them were my couple, like if I was “cheating” him and like if I was his couple, he even wanted to punch them, this made me feel very uncomfortable, this and the fact that he used to tell me sexual stuff and things like he wanted me to wait for him a little while chatting because he wanted to go to masturbate.

When the tablet arrived he wanted me to anunce to everybody that he gave it to me and wanted everybody to know this, the anterior things I said and his sick obsession with Oliver (in a very sexual way, this is also with any “shota”, and Fukase, if it’s a little kid, he likes it) made me want to stop talking to him, when I blocked him from everywhere he used the blogs that he knew I own to keep sending me messages, like “you forgot to block me here *image of sans smiling*” and “I can’t believe you take me off the credit, it’s the last time I help a foreing”, I didn’t replied any of his messages.

I’m so sorry if I told you that he’s a nice person, when I said that I was trying to keep my promise, but the truth is all what I said, I also have testiges and two of them were friends who supported me while all this was happening (I’m a very sensitive person about this kind of things, I had a horrible experience with a kid molester when I was small), I had to hide the sex of one of my female friends because he gets even creepier with girls or when he thinks you’re a girl (he’s bisexual but preffers girls) there are some screencaps of one of my friends in case you have any doubt, I deleted all my conversations with him because I didn’t wanted to know anything else from him so I haven’t screencaps of those

Notice he tags Oliver stuff with “shota”

I know he comissions artists for nsfw (and sfw), he asked the same to me (even an animation of Oliver masturbating), I didn’t wanted my Ollie to be material for fapping, I also was told he asked people for voice acting of Oliver, I would not be surprised, he asked me to make Oliver moan and say dirty things for him (and wanted to hear me saying the same things and moaning too)

Ah, my problem is not with his artists, they all are very talented ones, my problem is with maniac, also, be careful if you’re one of his artists, he can talk very bad a bout you if you stop making nsfw for him, he told me awful things about a very good artist named “Enzo” because she didn’t wanted to continue with this, he also said mean things about “theoliveraddict” because “she left Oliver for the Steven Universe fandom” , she didin’t, she follows me on twitter in my olikasecentral account, I think other reason for that was the fact that he was ”in love” with her and she didn’t noticed him or rejected him, and don’t talk “bad” about Oliver in front of him, he gets really pissed for things like “I really love Oliver, but his voice is hard to tune sometimes, he sounds muffled and I can’t understand him sometimes”

He also called my brother “SHOTA!” when I told him that he was 15, he started to act creepy about him when I told him his age and “joked” about date him, he also wanted to gain his affection with gifts, he does the same that he did with me with many persons (also the part of ask for photos) he offers gifts and money to look like a good person, but please be careful, specially if you’re underage

If you will insult me because you support him, I will not reply you, I just wanted to say all this because for months I’ve been feeling bad about this, I don’t like to hide my feelings or thoughts about something that bothers me, have a nice week.


[requested by anonymous]

Summary of the Armed Detective Agency
  • Atsushi: RAWR XD
  • Dazai: Ily but pls commit suicide with me
  • Kenji: (^∇^)I will destroy you
  • Yosano: Junko Enoshima but a good guy
  • Ranpo: I know E V E R Y T H I N G. I also like candy!
  • Kyouka: Super Killer Magical Girl Gone Wrong
  • Tanizaki: I'm not into incest I swear-
  • Naomi: He's into incest because he's mine.
  • Fukuzawa: *Bald Eagle Noises*

Aladdin Zayn and Prince Charming Liam -

Just your typical Disney face characters in their down time. Inspired by dickmedownlarry‘s anecdote. (if someone actually wrote a Disney Ziam fic let me know, haha…I’d love to read it).

anonymous asked:

I'm not sure if you've answered this question but if you have would you mind sending me the link to your answer, I've searched in the search thingy. But, did Eric during NBK have his hair cut like how it was like in "Eric In Columbine" or his senior pictures? & do you think he had spent time to do his hair in the morning because you always say Dylan's was probably not washed since prom night (: x

Eric had his hair cut military buzz cut style. It was electric razor cropped super short like how it is in the ‘Eric inside Columbine’ vid.   The idea of a hairstyle like this is that there is no need to do anything with it at all. It’s streamline functional and in his case, battle ready.  His super short hair was also his statement in school without going too extreme like angry skinheads do shaving their heads. Though, I don’t think he’d ever have risked shaving it bald because he was ultimately too conservative for something that edgy. Besides of which, I doubt his dad would approve of it but dad was fine with a military buzz cut.  At any rate on the morning of 4/20, there was not enough hair to comb and no need to put product in it because there wasn’t enough hair to style.  It was a military do along with his combat uniform and gear. 

okay but can we talk about the fact that Fiddles‘ hair is growing back in NWHS

inmyownfiction  asked:

Connie headcanon, modern AU. He is bald because he dyed his hair with a really brilliant green color and his mom scolded him for it, shaving his head (?) Of course, he changed the story so people thinks he is bald because "makes him looks cool" lol -hides-

Oh my gosh, this is wonderful! Connie totally would dye his hair green, only for his mom to make him cut it all off as a punishment for being reckless. And OF COURSE he’d make up a different excuse! He’d never admit that it was a punishment to cut it all off. And then, after some time, he really does think it looks cool, that he’s more handsome that way. And he rolls with it. 

Thank you so much for sending this in, and giving love to our Connie boy! <3

because i have been an ottawa senators fan my whole life and not just since they beat the rangers, i thought i would let everyone know some fun facts! i, an ottawa senators fan, know these facts and many others. because i have been a fan since i was conceievededed,

1. craig anderson is bald!

2. erik karlsson is swedish. this is a fun fact because sweden is cool. i feel like not many people are aware of erik’s swedishness.

3. derick brassard does not spell his name “derek”. 

4. marc methot used to have ten fingers! but now he has 9.75 because a bird stole his other point twofiveth.

5. the senators are based in ottawa, which is the capital of canada.

6. bobby ryan is from cherry hill. now most people will know this one because of pierre, but i think that there are people who tune him out and therefore donut know. 

7. craig anderson does not have any hair!

8. dennis kris chris wideman is a funny guy, i think! he is funny because he likes to be called by his name and hates when people call him dennis.

9. the ottawa senators are not actually in charge of any kind of legislature. they just play hockey.

10. i’m out of facts, i think? 

10.5. actually hang on. 

11. craig anderson has nothing on his head because he is bald and doesnt have any hair!

he did that