because he was there

How Tater Speaks in English: I’m love you.

How Tater Speaks on Russian: The sun cannot compare to your beauty, the words I speak cannot describe the burning flame inside me. You make me twist with just one word fallen from your lips. I love you. 

How Jack Speaks in English: uh, love you.

How Jack Speaks in French: Euh, love you. 

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And here we have the He brothers in their natural habitat: staring gloomily out a window.

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“HANDMADE LUNCH”.

Watanuki used “Himawari” and “handmade lunch” in the same sentence.

Watanuki we can’t help you when you’re so blatantly and deliberately ignoring the truths that people tell you at every single opportunity. 

Literally every single opportunity. 

GUYS MAYBE WATANUKI ISN’T GOING TO LOSE AN EYE AFTER ALL MAYBE IT’S JUST A METAPHOR FOR HOW HE’S SO VOLUNTARILY BLIND TO THINGS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM

Which is ironic considering the fact that he’s physically unable to ignore all the spirits that he doesn’t actually want to see. But there you go.

Get wrecked Watanuki. 

I SAY THAT WITH LOVE BUT. SERIOUSLY CHILD.

The enemy of all humanity…

-Fairy Tail Chapter 524

just a friendly reminder that kj apa is 19, almost 20, tho younger than tv shows usually cast to play teenagers he’s still college age. archie andrews is supposed to be a sophomore in high school who are usually 14 to 16 years old.

kj looks like this:

but a real sophomore in high school-archie would look more like this:

so if i catch any of u talking about grundy like she’s not a gross pedophile character i’ll beat ur ass

anonymous asked:

hc for a jikook vampire au plzz?

Jimin is a century old vampire who comes across newly turned Jungkook. He remembers the days of terrible wars, when humans were turned left and right and left alone to deal with the pain themselves. And the thirst.

But these days, it’s very rare for a newborn to be abandoned. Jimin finds Kookie passed out in a Park, half dead and still bleeding from the neck. But there’s also blood in his mouth. Vampire blood. Jimin picks him up and carried him back to his apartment he shares with his coven.

It’s night, and none of them are home, so he lays Kookie down in his room and cleans him up. Kookie will seize up at random, the burn of vampire venom rushing through his veins. His mouth opens and closes in silent screams. Jimin sits beside his bed, holding Kookie’s hand in his, praying the transformation will end soon.

He’s an old vampire, but the pain of transformation still makes him squirm, and especially to this young boy. He is indeed beautiful, Jimin admits, and it makes the pain on his face when he scrunches it up that much harder for Jimin to deal with. 

The rest of his coven files in, one by one, as they come home. The sun is just breaking the clouds when Kookie’s breath finally evens out, and his eyes open a few moments later. He’s confused as hell, and scared, and thirsty, but Jimin smiles warmly at him, and introduces himself. Kookie immediately notices his dull red eyes, almost burgundy. Not a human blood drinker then ( those that drink human blood have bright, almost glowing red eyes). That explains why they can live in the city, Kookie thinks.

Jimin is the oldest, but he isn’t the leader. That’s, of course, Namjoon. Namjoon helps Kookie learn the ropes, and accepts him into the coven, but it’s Jimin who he comes to when he has questions, problems, doubts, fears. It’s Jimin’s bed he climbs into during the day and Jimin he sleeps next to.

A few months later, the other coven members aren’t surprised when the two emerge from their room with mate marks on their necks.  

anyway im pretty sure the best way to handle a break up is to say ‘fuck you’ after their speech-like apology and when they say ‘im sorry’ reply with ‘im not’ and hang up the phone. bonus points if you go do tequila shots with their friends afterwards