because he looks people in the eye

Hi my name is Solas and I have a shiny bald head that can blind the Maker and pale blue eyes that can mesmorize you to sleep right in the rotunda and a lot of people tell me I look like Nosferatu (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Maker but I wish I was because they’re a major fucking hottie. I have freckles dotting my skin like rubies. I’m also a god of  trickery and REBELLION ( but not really, please don’t call me a God. i’m too humble ) , and i created the veil and destroyed the soul of my people only to do it over again  (I’m like thousands of years young so this isn’t impossible okay). I’m a wolf disguised as an egg (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly hobo clothing that smells like moth balls and old lady perfumes because they’re so old. I love Fen’Apperal ( hobo clothing at high pricess, check it out ) and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing an old beige sweater, and tight ass green leggings, and no shoes because i’m a true elf. I was subtely hot in a way not everyone ( nobody but me ) can manage. I was walking outside skyhold. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of dalish freaks stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Solas!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…the Maker!

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anonymous asked:

how the boys would react to u being rlly wasted n having to get u home?

This is one of my favourite prompts I love u xxxx

Ian: Ian sighs as he hangs up, you tried to call your room-mate to come pick you up from the bar but you accidentally dialled Ian instead. Ian grabs his keys and gets into his car.  You look around at the people drinking, laughing and dancing. You see a man staring at you from across the bar, you smile at him. He must take that as a sign because he starts walking over to you, your eyes go wide. Oh no. He sits on the vacant stool next you, “Why’s a pretty girl like you sitting all by yourself?” You smile slightly and lie, “I’m waiting for my boyfriend. He’s in the bathroom.” He nods and smiles, “My apologies miss, I didn’t know you were taken.” He walks away and you breathe a sigh of relief. That could’ve gone differently. You toss your head back and swallow the 5 shots you just ordered. You turn around on your barstool, trying to find your friend but you fall forward. You catch yourself on the bar and pull yourself back up. Your vision swims and you see a man that looks like Ian sit next to you. He even smells like Ian, cinnamon and silly string from the bad unboxing he was filming when you left. You giggle and tell the stranger that he looks like your boyfriend and the stranger laughs, he leans forward and you try to focus on his face but the shots and alcohol you drowned earlier are taking it’s toll. He tells you he is your boyfriend and you laugh, “No no, my boyfriend is taller.” He stands up and drags you up with him, your mouth falls into a shocked ‘o’.  He takes your hand and leads you to the door leading outside but you stumble and trip, before your face falls into the ground strong arms are lifting you up and pulling you outside. Ian puts you in the back-seat of his car and you fall asleep straight away.

Joji: Joji stays up waiting for you to call or text him in case you need a ride home. You went out with a few friends of yours you haven’t seen in a few months and he’s so glad to see you finally get to be with your best friends for a little bit. He rests in front of the tv with this phone next to him and a glass of water in his hand. He flicks through the channels looking for something good when he gets a call, he recognises it as your ringtone and he picks up, “Hello?” he hears you crying over the phone and he sits up straight, “Babe what’s wrong?” In between sniffles you say, “Please come pick me up.” He tells you he is on his way and grabs his keys and races to the car. When he gets to the bar you told him you’d be at he sees you out the front crying, he runs over to you and puffy red eyes and a trembling lip greet him. He kneels in front of you.
“Baby, tell me. What happened, did someone hurt you?” You shake your head, “I saw- I saw a dog. It was so fluffy and so cute and I went to go hug” -hiccup- “it and the owner walked away with it and I am so sad.” Joji looks at you in bewilderment, he sits next to you and pulls you to him.
“Why the fuck do I love you so much?” he asks to himself,
“I could say the same thing about you, Filthy Frank.”

Max: Max wakes up to his phone buzzing with a call, as he is about to pick it up the call ends. He looks at the missed texts and laughs loudly. You’ve been drunk texting him for half an hour.

My love <3
nMazzzzxx
9:03pm

ifve m y friends left and I want pizZa
9:03pm

let us SEXy time
9:04pm

Why arw yiu not answering me?? ?
9:06pm

I want ATTENTION
9:06pm

Maxmamxmamxmamxammxmamms
9:09pm

here is a MAN looking at me I AM THREATENED
9:11pm

ok nvm he walked away
9:11pm

hE’S BACK
9:13pm

ok no nvm it ws the waiter giveng me a drink
9:14pm

joji is here????????? with a girl????
9:19pm

Ok no I went to h.im and it was an different asian
9:25pm

WE HAVENT GOING POKEMAN HUNTING in FOREVA
9:29pm

mynamechegg
9:31pm

turn me into a meme
9:32pm

I wonder if cookies have feelings and they cry when I eat them
9:36

ok I wanna go gnome please pick me up I want the sleep
9:49pm

ok im home u dont need to pick me up lov e u see you tomorrow xxx
10:23pm

MaxyPad <3
I know, babe. I took you home. Go to sleep, I’ll come get you in the morning and we’ll go out for breakfast. Love you too

10:48pm


**some of these texts were inspired from texts I saw on Facebook and some are based true stories from yours truly.
**Joji was inspired by @idonthatethis crying over dog videos prompt

anonymous asked:

Isn't that flaunt article a year old, I remember reading all this already. Why are people angry on old statements now?

Because he was being a hypocritical ass and blaming a group of people for his own actions.

His actions. His flirting. His nobody cares. His naked girls. His lap dances. His touching and heart eyes at someone who is not marketed as his girlfriend.

Not our fault for speaking up about what we see. But he alienated a huge group of his fandom for no reason because he still looks like shit around her, it’s still not convincing in this least.

People are just tired of his shit. At least I am.

My Immortal Sith Lord

Chapter 1.

AN: Special rawr x33 (get it, coz Im emoo) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) rey, surpremeSnoke666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Hux ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! Darth Vader ROX!

XXX

Hi my name is Kylo Ren and I have long luscious ebony black hair (I got them from my grandfather, not from black hair dye) and eyes so dark lik a black hole and a lot of people tell me I look like Darth Vader (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da kriff out of here!). I’m not related to General Hux but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking ginger hottie. I’m a sif lord but my master Snoke tells me I’m not. I have pale white skin. I’m also a dark site force user, and I work at the organisation called First Order (Not the jedi cuz their stuped and boring) in da Space.

I’m an emo (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hoth Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black mask with a matching black cloak and black pants and black leather combat shoes. I was wearing black mascara, white foundation, black eyeliner and an awesome mask.

I was walking outside the base. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about because we were also in space. A lot of troops stared at me. I put up my lightsaber through them.

“Hey Kylo” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. General Hux!

“What’s up Hux?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard Darth Vader’s helmet call me and I had to go away.


A/N: What have I done. I don’t know if someone has done it before, but I’m still sorry. This is getting out of hand.

Hi my name is Jaehee Kang and I have short auburn brown hair that reaches the back of my neck and piercing brown eyes like fallen autumn leaves and a lot of people tell me I look like Glam Choi (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Zen but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I have fair white skin. I’m also an assistant, and I go to work in Korea where I work at C&R International (I’m 26). I’m a perfectionist (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the general clothing store and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a fitted black suit jacket and a black pencil skirt, and black heels. I was wearing concealer to cover my dark circles. I was walking outside my apartment. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of my coworkers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Jaehee!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Zen!

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Hi my name is Ray Shad'ows Vector True Moon and I have short orange hair (that’s not how I got my name) and violet eyes like a good villain would and a lot of people tell me I look like Jack Atlas (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). [[I’m not related to Yami Marik but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie.  I’m a villain (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I was walking around in Barian World. It was red and crystal-y so there was no sun (because there never is), which I was very happy about. Nasch stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

            Hi my name is Bond. James  Bond. and I have short dirty blond hair and arctic blue eyes like glaciers as cold as my heart  and a lot of people tell me I look like Ian Fleming (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Sean Connery but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I have lightly tanned skin. I’m also a super secret spy, and I kick ass and take names for Her Majesty in London, England where I work for MI6 (I’m thirty-eight). I’m a lone wolf  (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Tom Ford and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a dark blue lightweight single-breasted suit jacket over a soft white satin shirt and dark blue dress trousers, carrying my Beretta in a light chamois  pouch and shoulder harness which hides the little automatic exactly  three inches under my left armpit and black moccasin shoes. I was wearing the tragedy of my childhood  in the hard lines of my face. I was walking outside outside Vauxhall. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Russians stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

       "Hey Bond. James Bond.!“ shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Vesper Lynd!



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Hi my name is Piper Keegan Ramsay Powers and I have long cocoa brown hair that reaches my shoulder blades and icy blue eyes like a frozen lake and a lot of people tell me I look like Liz Gillies (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gordon Ramsay but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I have slightly baked pie crust white skin. I’m also a witch, and I try really hard in the states where I get information about the supernatural (I’m 25). I’m a fucking nerd (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly lace. I love wherever the clothes are the prettiest and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black top that does not fit my boobs ( i am allergic to titty fitting shirts ) and tight ripped jeans, a jacket that isn’t mine probably and really worn out men’s boots. I was wearing so much face makeup i erased every natural distinguishable detail of my face. I was walking outside a roof. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of memers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Piper Keegan Ramsay Powers!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Derek Theler!

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Hi my name is Red-Haired Shanks and I have shoulder-length apple red hair that reaches my shoulder and comic-book ink black eyes like Mihawk’s soul and a lot of people tell me I look like Captain Jack Sparrow (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Michael Shanks but I wish I was because they’re a major fucking hottie. I have sunkissed tan skin. I’m also a pirate, and I party hard on The Force where  I work as the captain of the Red Hair Pirates (I’m 39). I’m a burnout (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly floral. I love Ugly Pants R Us and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a button-up formerly white shirt (always unbuttoned) and pants that Beckman never understands, a red sash and a majestic black coat and sandals to express my relaxed soul. I was wearing my long reliable sword. I was walking outside Mihawk’s bedroom. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Red-Haired Shanks!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Hina!

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Hi my name is Bravat Sky and I have unkempt lavender hair with waves and curls that reaches my neck  and bright blue eyes like the beautiful fucking wide sky (lol get it) and a lot of people tell me I look like Ziggy Stardust (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to (nobody because I don’t have a canon tragic backstory™ yet) but I wish I was because they’re a major fucking hottie. I’m British and my teeth are straight and white. I have unblemished pale white skin. I’m a fortune teller (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly blue (I’m 26-ish). I love nina hopkin’s tailor shop and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a button up shirt with constellation tattoos on my arms and brown leather shoes, white pants and a black cape. I was walking outside the sphere music hall. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of dull people stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

((Based on the legendary fanfic My Immortal. ))

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Hi my name is Aladdin Ali Ababwa and I have raven black hair that is so thick and  it frames my olive face and I have mischievous brown eyes and a lot of people tell me I look like Avan Jogia (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here! ). I’m not related to Salma Hayek but I wish I was because she’s a major hottie. I am Arabian and look exactly like a prince should. I have amazing bronze skin that glints in the sunlight because I’m supposed to be royalty. I’m a thief because my parents died this year and I’m fending for myself (and because being a thief is the coolest thing to be on the streets).  I’m the diamond in the rough (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly my vest and my fez. I love The Marketplace and I steal all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing my creamy white harem pants with my indigo purple vest and my stylish red fez, and I had a Loaf Of Bread accessory that I sometimes switch out for my Apple one because that goes with the fez better. I was walking in the middle of the Marketplace and it was sunny and scorching, which I was very happy about. A lot of vendors stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them.

  ((Based on the legendary fanfic My Immortal. ))

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      Hi my name is Jonathan Crane and I have greasy, short brown hair that reaches the back of my neck and bitchy blue eyes like the shade of disappointment in all stares around me and a lot of people tell me I look like Edgar Allan Poe (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerald Crane, because he, similar to my mother- happens to be a whore but I wish I was because they’re a major fucking hottie. I have pale skin. I’m also a Rogue, and I murder a lot  in Gotham where I’m in Arkham’s Rogue Gallery, pretty prestigious, I know (I’m twenty-nine). I’m a raging bitch (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly plain colors. I love Nordstrom and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a nondescript business suit) and slacks, tie and anything expensive.

      I was wearing a cardigan. I was walking outside Arkham. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of psychiatrists stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

    “Hey Jonathan Crane!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Edward, so I shot him again.

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Hi my name is Quasimodo Le Bossu Sonneur Frollo and I have shaggy amber red-brown hair that reaches my hunch and piercing brown eyes like the wood they used to build the cross our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ died on (amen) and a lot of people tell me I look like Michael Arden (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Disney Animated Quasimodo but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hecking hottie. I have blotchy tan skin. I’m also a bell ringer, and I talk to the gargoyles in France where I’m in the non-existent church-homeschool grade and i work in Notre-Dame de Paris (I’m 20). I’m a sub-human monster (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly burlap. I love my master’s designer label boutique and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a dingy old scrap of the literal fabric i was swaddled in as an infant) and stylish brown hand-me-down trousers, fingerless gloves (for bell ringing) and leather boots. I was wearing the filth of the church bell tower. I was walking in the square at Notre Dame. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of cathedral guards stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Quasimodo Le Bossu Sonneur Frollo!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Esmeralda!

((Based on the legendary fanfic My Immortal. ))

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Hi my name is Morticia Addams and I have long ebony black hair that reaches my mid back and, inky black eyes, like twin pools of darkness and a lot of people tell me I look like Cher (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!)  I’m not related to Charles Addams but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I have ghostly white skin. I’m also a witch, and I live in a coffin in America where I’m a housewife (I’m 40). I’m a Goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the morgue and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black dress with cobwebbed sleeves and hem trailing off in ragged tears, and black pointed heels. I was wearing red lipstick, black eyeliner and silver eye-shadow. I was walking outside the cemetery. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of hipsters stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. “Hey Morticia!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…Gomez

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anonymous asked:

(part 1 of 2) I have the headcanon that Severus wasn't very good at comforting people. If he liked you though, that's when things were different. He couldn't handle that look on your face when you had had a bad day. Naturally, he would then attempt-

(2 of 2) - to comfort you in the only way he knew how. He would bring you something he genuinely believed to be your favorite (a drink maybe?) and proceed to lurk in the background to keep an eye on you… Just in case you needed him.


I can imagine him hovering like a worried shadow, his hands fidgeting because he’s nervous and doesn’t know what to do with himself. I like the idea of Severus picking something out for me…<3

 ’ Hi my name is Gordon Freeman and I have short and thick chestnut hair that reaches my down to my collar and emerald green eyes like the gigantic resonance cascade lasers and a lot of people tell me I look like Bernhard Forcher (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gordon Ramsey but I wish I was because they’re a major fucking hottie. I have pale white skin. I’m also a theoretical physicist, and I fight aliens in New Mexico where I’m working at Black Mesa (I’m 27). I’m a nerd (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly orange. I love Wal-Mart and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a metal plating of an HEV with a lambda) and more of the HEV with orange leg things, black glasses and HEV boots that are silver. I was wearing the blood of my enemies. I was walking outside a Resistance base. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of hipsters stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

  “Hey Gordon Freeman!” shouted a voice. I looked up. 

  It was…Barney Calhoun! ’

  … This is what the kids his age are doing, right?

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Hi my name is Danny O'Connor and I have Tar Black that reaches my neck and silvery grey eyes like spooky gravestones and a lot of people tell me I look like Giovanni (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Danny Devito but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I have pale but not really pale skin. I’m also a criminal, and I steal fuckin pokemans in Saffron City where I’m in the fuckin 2016th year on earth and I work at Team Rocket (I’m 15). I’m a mobster (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black cottony fabrics. I love Walmart and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a Black sweater with a blood stained ‘R’ on it) and Black pants that are so easy and comfortable to wear, white OR grayish gloves that I touch BOOBS with and whiteish grey boots with your face underneath. I was walking outside in the Saffron slums. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preppy trainers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Danny O'Connor!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…Clarissa!!! (the hot Rocket with HUGE boobs)!

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Hi my name is nonexistent because my creator didn’t name me and I have dark patches of hair that reaches my scattered parts of my scalp and mismatched blue and green eyes like two dead people my creator stole them from and a lot of people tell me I look like different bits of Jonny Lee Miller and Beeblebrox Camembert sewn together (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to my creator but I wish I was because they’re a major fucking hottie he beeds to learn some fucking responsibility and be my dad. I have scarred skin. I’m also a monster, and I live in the woods in the woods where I’m literally a homeless beast in the middle of the fucking woods (I’m 5-ish after my creation). I’m a mess of people bits (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly trash clothes. I love the dumpster and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a a tattered red cape i stole from Victor) and some ratty gross pants, a shirt that only smelled a little like death and no shoes. I was wearing a hood over my gross face. I was walking outside some part of a city where one could easily hide. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of some normal people stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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Hi my name is Vladimir Cecilius Savatier and I have long snow white hair that reaches my below my shoulders and blood red eyes like the striped pants i wear and a lot of people tell me I look like Lestat de Lioncourt (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to vlad the impaler but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I have pale white skin. I’m also a blood mage, and I drain people’s blood in Noxus where I’m in the High Command (I’m 33). I’m a not-vampire (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly red. I love the circus and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a red vest and red striped pants, long silver claws and red boots. I was walking outside Noxus. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of nobles stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Vladimir!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Elise!

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Put your character in the generator then paste the description. Tag 5 or more people on whomever you wanna see be ‘My Immortalized’. B)

tagged by the fellow snow white-haired mage relentlesspower thank you pal. tagging neurotoxic / j-hin / willoftheblades / themasterofwuju have fun friends (but also no pressure)

apparently drunk!Jensen
  • talks a lot
  • thinks it’s a good idea to wear ties on his head
  • posts crap [more than once!!!!!] on social media
  • constantly has a dopey little grin on his face
  • is kind of loveable???

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