because he deserved it

anonymous asked:

Headcannoes to the batboys getting married.


  • For the proposal he wanted to go all out
  • Like a huge dinner, going to the place of your first date, spoil you even more right before he asked
  • But he forgot about all his plans when he proposed cause it was way sooner than he thought
  • The wedding was filled with people from both your families, including the vigilante ones
  • Got tears in his eyes when he saw you walking down the aisle
  • He was honestly so overwhelmed and in love with you at that moment


  • He was honestly scared when he realized he wanted to marry you
  • Like maybe you didn’t feel the same way?
  • But he still bought the ring and carried it everywhere he went
  • Finally proposed when he came home injured and almost dead
  • Of course you said yes
  • At the wedding he started bawling when the vows came
  • He was kinda crying the whole time
  • Now he shows off the rings more than humanly possible


  • Timmy honestly wasn’t even planning on proposing at that time
  • Like he asked you when he was sleep deprived and probably hallucinating
  • So then you asked him about it when he had enough sleep
  • 10/10 started blushing and stuttering right away cause of how embarrassed he was
  • But you were serious about it if he was (which he was)
  • Right before the wedding he started doubting if you actually wanted to marry him
  • Got SUPER worried because he thought he didn’t deserve you
  • All the nerves went away when he saw you walking down the aisle


  • We all know he wouldn’t get married unless he was serious about the person
  • And boy was he serious about you
  • Also didn’t realize that he probably shouldn’t have asked you so suddenly and nonchalantly
  • But as soon as you realized what he was saying he starting listing off the things he loved about you
  • And told you how happy he would be if you spent the rest of your lives together
  • At the reception he never left your side or stopped looking at you
  • He was already looking forward to spending the rest of his life loving you

based on gameplay alone, no one annoys me more than mattress. he hasn’t done shit and is only there to help out raven and paul. i swear he’s a production member put in there for just that purpose. imo, he deserves to be last on jokers because at least raven has the tiniest bit of strategy by pulling the sympathy card. he doesn’t even have any entertainment value. truly the biggest flop and the biggest waste of space.

castiel probably traveled back in time to watch over dean, especially before mary’s death.

dean always tries to stand in his crib, all chubby cheeks and little fingers, smiling his gummy without teeth smile. always excited to see his visitor.

he’s small, fragil, and his colorful soul keeps reaching to castiel. who keeps healing him from the flu, ear infections, anything that could harm him. dean probably can see some parts of his wings or something and believes cas to be his best (imaginary) friend.

and he tries, he tries to be the best of himself, to reverse all the bad that happened that night, but heaven’s plans are stronger and he watches, impotent, while dean loses everything.

after all the trauma, dean forgets, of course. he grows up.

castiel can’t. he tries his damn best to always save dean, to always be there for him. to make do for the time he couldn’t. he apologizes many times and makes many mistakes, all in the hopes of doing one thing right.

because he knows how much better dean deserves. because he secretly wishes he could be the one to provide dean everything.

Draco Malfoy in the books

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know…

  • Draco Malfoy personally made the Potter stinks buttons and nobody could fix them to say Harry was cool and shit, if they tried it would only make the insults worse
  • You wouldn’t know Draco Malfoy was always right behind Hermione in grades
  • You wouldn’t know Draco was seriously the most animated person at school and acted out everything. 
  • You wouldn’t know Draco got deeply offended when people didn’t laugh at his jokes
  • You wouldn’t now Draco created the Weasley is our King song, tune and all. (Probably in the shower or something because he’s such a weenie) 
  • You wouldn’t know Draco and Ron got into a fist fight in their first year
  • You wouldn’t know about the huge knock down drag out between Draco, Harry and the rest of the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch team in their fifth year. (Harry  and Draco just fucking tackle each other rand start whooping each others asses and it’s amazing.)
  • You would miss out on basically everything Draco says and does. He’s a walking gold mind and It’s upsetting the movies didn’t devote a few seconds for any of his shit (Azkaban did an okay job) 
  • You wouldn’t know about the Weasley is our king buttons he made in fifth year either
  • You wouldn’t know Draco didn’t actually try and fight a Hippogriff he was just petting him and offhandedly said that he was ugly. He didn’t sprint over to him, he actually did all the bowing and what not.

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know that Draco is the most annoyingly smart and artistic little shit you’ve ever heard of. 

#i just love this moment right here #the pure happiness radiating from both of them #’do you want to get out of here’ and an emphatic ‘yes’ #alec’s slowly spreading grin #magnus’s smitten face and the embodiment of heart-eyes #the way they circle in each other’s gravity #it’s a fleeting moment but it feels like everything


We’re always trying to outdo ourselves, trying to do better, trying to write better songs. I think we want to inspire other people as well, so that’s what we’ll try to do through future songs. Joshua William Dun

Some of my favorite quotes by James “I’m not good with words” Carstairs (in no particular order):

1. “There is more to living than not dying.”

2. “There are so many worse things than death. Not to be loved or not to be able to love: that is worse.” 

3. “We are all the pieces of what we remember. We hold in ourselves the hopes and fears of those who love us. As long as there is love and memory, there is no true loss.” 

4. “Whatever you are physically…male or female, strong or weak, ill or healthy–all those things matter less than what your heart contains. If you have the soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. All those other things, they are the glass that contains the lamp, but you are the light inside.” 

5.“You speak of sacrifice, but it is not my sacrifice I offer. It is yours I ask of you. “I can offer you my life, but it is a short life; I can offer you my heart, though I have no idea how many more beats it shall sustain. But I love you enough to hope that you will not care that I am being selfish in trying to make the rest of my life - whatever length - happy, by spending it with you. I want to be married to you, Tessa. I want it more than I have ever wanted anything else in my life.”

 6. “I know you feel inhuman, and as if you are set apart, away from life and love, but… I promise you, the right man won’t care.” 

7. “Our hearts, they need a mirror, Tessa. We see our better selves in the eyes of those who love us.”
8. “For that was love, wasn’t it–to burn bright in someone else’s eyes?”
9. “Change is no loss, Will. Not always.” 

10. “I do not believe you can threaten people into goodness.”

11. “I’ve never minded it. Being lost, that is. I had always thought one could not be truly lost if one knew one’s own heart. But I fear I may be lost without knowing yours.”

12. “Listen to me. I am leaving, but I am living. I will not be gone from you entirely, Will. When you fight now, I will be still by you. When you walk in the world, I will be the light at your side, the ground steady under your feet, the force that drives the sword in your hand. We are bound, beyond the oath. The Marks did not change that. The oath did not change that. It merely gave words to something that existed already.”

13. “You are home for me now.“

14. “There are things no magic can destroy, for they are magic in themselves.” 

15. “But if you’re foolish enough to want me then I will not question my good fortune.”

16. “Perhaps it is not such a bad thing to be set apart.” 

17. “Love does not stop when someone dies.” 

18. “Sometimes it’s braver not to fight. Protect them, and save your vengeance for another day.” 

19. “I think if two souls are meant to be together, they will remain together on the Wheel and be together again in the life after this one, whatever happens to us now.” 

20. “You don’t even like poetry,” Tessa said, her voice catching on a half laugh of relief. 

—"No. But you make me want to write it. Does that not count for anything?” 


this chapter gave me so many feels okay

Things Matthias deserves

  • love
  • happiness
  • cuddles from Nina
  • appreciation
  • waffles
  • warm sweaters
  • his friends
  • sunshine
  • hugs
  • wolf puppies
  • everything good because Matthias is amazing and deserves great things

Things Matthias doesn’t deserve

  • chapters 38-40 of Crooked Kingdom
  • being called a boring and dislikable character like come on yall
happy birthday our chosen one

happy 37th birthday to one of the best wizards out there. 

to the boy who lived, to the boy who overcame so much just to grow stronger. to the boy who didn’t let anyone knock him down hard enough to make him stay on the ground. to the boy who always fought for what he believed in, to the boy who fought for love and for his friends and for justice. to the chosen one.

happy birthday harry james potter, i hope it’s a good one.


Oh, look. It’s a mysterious light. Shining round a corner. Approximately ten feet away.


#yo witwer i’m really happy for you #imma let you finish #but what’s it gonna take to get the rest of you in a star wars movie??? #BECAUSE I NEED IT NOW BRO


I’ve buried my love in the moon dust .