because emma told me to

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Angsty/Suggestive One-Liners and Who Says Them; Anti-OUAT Style
  1. “why do you always have to be such an asshole? Emma Swan To Killian Jones, laying down some truth finally.
  2. “if you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.” Killian Jones to Emma Swan, and it isn’t received well. Like it merits a punch to the face.
  3. “is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon?” Emma Swan to Killian Jones, because alcoholism is HILARIOUS, kids.
  4. “i just don’t want to think for a while.” Sheriff Grahm to Emma Swan, before mindless makeout.
  5. “say it again.” Mr. Gold to Belle French, when she tells him she loves him…or in the sack. Fluff or Smut.
  6. “don’t lie to me.” Emma Swan to Killian Jones, because he is a lying son-ov-a sandwich.
  7. “i’m sick of being treated like this.” Emma Swan to Regina Mills, about Killian. Speaks for itself.
  8. “i didn’t mean it like that, and you know it!” Killian Jones to Emma Swan, because blaming her for his foot-in-mouth moment seems like something he would do.
  9. “so this is it?” Killian Jones to Emma Swan, unable to say anything else intelligent.
  10. “i don’t want to go to bed angry.” Mr. Gold to Belle French, angry sex is the most powerful magic of all.
  11. “don’t touch me.” Emma Swan to Killian Jones, because he keeps grabbing her with that murder hook for an appendage and it’s NOT COOL.
  12. “i’m pretty good at providing distractions.” Emma Swan to Neal Cassidy, before they rob a gas station for burritos, donuts, and gummy bears.
  13. “i’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.” Ruby Lucas to Dorothy Gale, about Ruby/Dorothy/Victor threesome… and then Victor wakes up from this sexy sexy dream…
  14. “just sit down and let me take care of you.” Neal Cassidy to Emma Swan, when she comes back from a battle hurt.
  15. “is that- blood?” Neal Cassidy to Emma Swan, when the reality of her savior status settles in. He gets light headed when he sees her blood.
  16. “i just want to help you relax.” Prince David to Snow White, who is brooding (as ever) over Regina’s next attack on the kingdom.
  17. “does that feel good?” Emma Swan to Neal Cassidy, their first time.
  18. “i don’t love you anymore.” Emma Swan to Killian Jones, trying to free herself of his draining presence in her life.
  19. “i loved you. past tense.” Killian Jones to Emma Swan, because he has literally said this to her. Dark Swan Saga.
  20. “stop lying!” Emma Swan to Killian Jones, because he lies like a rug.
  21. “jealousy isn’t cute on you.” Emma Swan to Killian Jones, when he wants to murder August for just saying hi to Emma.
  22. “don’t call me ‘princess,’ asshole.” Emma Swan to Killian Jones, because it’s too late to score points with her now..
  23. “i deserve better.” Emma Swan to Regina Mills, about Killian.
  24. “you deserve better.” Regina Mills to Emma Swan, about Killian…because she has straight up told Emma this.
  25. “you make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.” Emma Swan to Regina Mills, in a moment of bi-curiousity.
  26. “you left your underwear back at my place.” Neal Cassidy to Emma Swan, so thankful that Henry was too preoccupied to hear him.
  27. “you just broke the last bit of trust i had in you.” Emma Swan to Killian Jones, because he tried to send her whole family and town to Hell.
  28. “i hope you’re happy.” Neal Cassidy to Emma Swan, because its the kind of self-sacrificing thing that Bae does ALL THE FREAKING TIME.
  29. “does that line ever work?” Emma Swan to Neal Cassidy, and yes… the line IS working. Because he’s a dork.
  30. “you’re the best i’ve ever had.” Killian Jones to Milah, which is as close to a loving compliment he can give.
  31. “is that all you’ve got?” Milah to Killian Jones, because she’s his equal.
  32. “hit me!” Milah to Killian Jones, because we’ve seen her dark side…it be pitch af.
  33. “tell me this is a dream.” Snow White to Prince David, when they are finally married and experiencing marital bliss. Fluffikins.
  34. “let’s keep this between the two of us.” Prince David to Snow White, when he finds out she’s not as vanilla as expected.
  35. “is that my shirt?” Emma Swan to Neal Cassidy, because he wasn’t paying attention when he scrambled to grab clothing off the floor.
  36. “why do you even care?” Emma Swan to Regina Mills, because she loves you… dummy.
  37. “i’m sick of being ‘the other girl/guy.’” Neal Cassidy to Emma Swan, when he finally gives her the ultimatum.
  38. “you love her/him.” Regina Mills/Neal Cassidy to Emma Swan, because she/he is good for Emma.
  39. “can you take it?” Mr. Gold to Belle French… just use your imaginations.
  40. “i’m not going to break.” Emma Swan to Neal Cassidy, because he’s worried for her.
  41. “we’re not just friends. you know that.” Regina Mills/Neal Cassidy to Killian Jones, because it’s time that the man-child got over himself.
  42. “friends don’t get each other off.” Killian Jones to Emma Swan, because he’s a jealous mother trucker.
  43. “it’s over- and it’s for real this time.” Emma Swan to Killian Jones, after some shameful backsliding and then betrayal.
  44. “i’m not that flexible!” Belle French to Mr. Gold, because YES.
  45. “you don’t scare me.” Emma Swan to Dark Killian Jones, because that much leather and eyeliner is just hilarious.
  46. “it’s okay, i’m here.” Neal Cassidy to Emma Swan, cause she just needs someone to hold her. Without agenda. Without a thought to themselves.
  47. “you’re not alone. you never were.” Regina Mills to Emma Swan, because she was right in front of you the WHOLE TIME.
  48. “i’m in love with you but i don’t want you to hurt me.” Emma Swan to Neal Cassidy, because what he did was hurtful and forgiveness takes time.
  49. “it’s complicated.” Neal Cassidy about Emma Swan, because he has literally said this to Mulan.
  50. “you’re the only one.” Snow White to Prince David. Fluffikins.
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Friendly Reminder:

With this, Regina is quite literally Emma’s BAE (She put Regina Before Anyone Else)

“You have worked too hard to have your happiness destroyed.”

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50 SHADES OF FROST

Story and art: SiliceB

;v; I am so happy I managed to finish on time! Yay! To be honest I was quite surprised when they told me nobody else was doing Emma ;3; because, yes, it was hard choosing one character amongst the fabulous amazing girls at Marvel, but for me Emma is just quite amazing.

50 shades of Frost is a simple day at Emma’s life, that hopefully manages to show some aspects of her life, not only as a woman, or x men, but as a teacher, girlfriend, business woman and more.

I am so happy to be accepted on this! Thanks Female Comics Event for this opportunity!

theastronomicalwitch  asked:

Okay, here comes a OUAT prompt. Killian bonding with Snow or Regina. Frankly, I would love Killian bonding with anyone in Henry's extended, messed up family. I just adore Killian, so I love anything with him really. ;)

“Killian, I’m going to need you to watch Snow while we do this,” Emma told him in a low voice as David said goodbye to his heavily pregnant wife.

Emma and her father had just heard of a new lead on where the Wicked Witch was hiding, and were determined to follow it up as soon as possible.

“Emma,” he replied softly, not wanting the others to hear. “You can’t keep leaving me behind. I’m more use out there with you.” Killian ran his fingers through his hair restlessly.

“I know you would be,” was all she said as she checked the bullets in her gun.

“Then why? Thinking up these little tasks for me won’t really keep me away from you and out of your mind. You must know that by now.”

She frowned at him, holstering her weapon. “Is that what you think I am doing?”

“Why else?” Killian couldn’t help but feel a little hurt by it, too.

“Because I trust you,” she replied, as if it were obvious. His breath caught. The honour of having Emma Swan place her trust in an ex-pirate with a checkered past was not lost on him.

“Alright,” he told her. “But next time David can stay behind.”

She smiled. “Deal.”

Killian looked over to the man in question, to see David and his wife looking at the two of them curiously. Killian became suddenly conscious of just how close he and Emma were standing. He cleared his throat and stepped back.

“It looks like it will be you and I holding down the fort, Lady Snow.”

Snow was studying him warily, but managed a nervous smile.

Emma and David said their goodbyes and left, leaving Killian and Snow mired in awkward silence. Killian made a face and wandered off, browsing the apartment with interest. Snow sat down heavily on the couch and sighed.

Five minutes later the silence was almost too much for Killian, and he was desperately trying to think of something to say when there was an outburst from Snow.

“I hate feeling so useless!” She cried.

Killian looked over from his position near the sideboard, where he had been perusing some family photos. “I understand your sentiments exactly, milady.”

Snow gave him a disbelieving look. “You’ve been nine months pregnant?”

He raised a brow. “Of course not. But you may have noticed that I have also been left behind on this occasion and numerous others.”

Snow deflated. “Yes, I suppose so.” They sunk into silence once again.

Killian was studying all the appliances in the kitchen when Snow spoke again. “Why do you do it? Stay behind, I mean.”

Killian glanced in her direction and then back at the device he had been told toasted bread. “Because Emma asked me to,” he replied simply.

“I was watching you with Emma before. I never noticed, but you truly would do anything for her, wouldn’t you? You really do love her.” Snow’s soft voice drifted to his ears. Killian froze, then deliberately put down the machine. He slowly made his way over to Emma’s mother and sat down in the armchair across from her, Snow silently watching all the while.

“Yes,” he said eventually. “I really do.”

Snow let out a long breath and Killian watched her carefully. He and Snow had never been on the best of terms, and he knew that her reaction could go any number of ways.

“I’m glad,” Snow replied, nodding. Whatever Killian had expected, it hadn’t been that.

“Really?”

Snow gave him a long look. “I didn’t know what to make of your confession in the Echo Cave at the time,” she told him truthfully. “But now that I see you with her, I understand better. Honestly, given what happened, I just think I am relieved for Emma’s sake that Neal was never meant to be her happy ending.”

Killian’s breath caught in his throat. “Do you…,” he began, but changed his mind. “Thank you,” he said instead, sure that nothing he might say could convey the depths of gratitude he felt hearing that particular statement from this woman.

“Do I what?” she asked kindly.

“Do you honestly believe that I can do it? Make her happy, I mean.” He watched her carefully for her reaction.

Snow smiled as she studied him thoughtfully. “Yes, I can see it now. I’m sorry I was so blind before.” Killian nodded his thanks, too overcome by emotions to attempt words. But Snow wasn’t done. “Besides, if you don’t, we all know that I am the best tracker in town and very handy with a bow. You wouldn’t stand a chance.”

theastronomicalwitch, I hope it is what you wanted!

Hey, I always love fanfics with Truth Serum. So can you do a fic where it is pre SQ and somehow Regina or Emma (or both!) ingest truth serum and spill there secrets (Love, and bonus for other embarrassing ones) - joyfultrouble101

“Don’t drink those!” Henry cries but it’s too late. He facepalms groaning as his mother’s down the small cups of water. He never meant to leave them out but it appears his sloppiness is about to bite him in the ass. He was practising potions and today’s was truth serum which both of his mothers have accidentally drunk. 

“Why?” Emma asks. 

“What did you do?” Regina asks. 

“He was always sneaky,” Emma declares. 

“He was,” Regina agrees, “I didn’t mean to say that." 

"Neither did I, you’re really pretty. I didn’t mean to say that either!” she says throwing her hand over her mouth. 

“Okay, don’t get mad,” Henry says, “But I made a truth serum and you both just drank it…”

“WHAT?!”

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“And now I’m grounded for two weeks,” Henry finishes as Ruby laughs. “Don’t laugh,” he says, “It’s been so weird." 

"Weird how?" 

"They’ve both been telling the truth." 

"That’s good right?" 

"It was until Mom declared that she wanted Emma to come back because she likes seeing her ass skinny jeans. I may end up scarred for life Ruby." 

"It only lasts a day kid,” Ruby points out, “Besides maybe this means they’ll finally tell each other how they feel.”

“You’d think,” he says, “But they still haven’t." 

"Henry what did you do to Emma?” Snow asks dragging Emma in behind her. 

“Why?” he asks sheepishly. 

“Because she just told me I look like a frumpy Martha Stewart crossed with a grandmother in this jumper and that is sass I normally only expect from Regina." 

"In all fairness Snow….” Ruby trails off. 

“I’m throwing it away tomorrow,” she snaps, “Now Henry Emma said this was your fault?" 

"He gave me a truth serum and Regina one, sweet, pretty Regina. Urgh I should have stayed. I miss her boobs." 

"You’ve never had her boobs,” Snow points out. 

“But I wanna,” Emma whines. 

“You can have them,” Regina announces making them all jump as she and Gold appear in a plume of red smoke. 

“Grandpa?" 

"Henry what did I tell you about messing with potions?" 

"What did Mom do?” Henry asks fearfully. 

“Let’s just say she gave me an appraisal of some of the items in my shop before telling me that in our realm I looked like a Twilight style lizard." 

"Ouch, sorry Grandpa,” Henry says sheepishly. 

“He did,” Regina whispers loudly before looking at Emma, “You just look really beautiful." 

Emma blushes, "Thanks. You look hot and in that blouse I can see your bra." 

"Why do you think I wear it when you come over?" 

"Oh god I can’t take much more of this,” Henry mutters, “Mom how do you feel about Emma?" 

"I love her,” she replies instantly before slapping her hand over her mouth as she blushes at her biggest secret being revealed. Emma grins at her, “I love you too.”

Regina smiles at her and the close the gap between them as they meet in a sweet and loving kiss which quickly blossoms into more. Emma backs Regina against the bar as Regina’s legs hook around her waist. Regina kisses her quickly, hotly before grinning at her, “Whilst we’re confessing things, there’s a few things I’d like us to do….”

“Me too,” Emma admits before whispering something in Regina’s ear. Regina’s eyes darken before she calls out, “Snow look after Henry tonight, Emma and I have some truths to discuss…." 

With that they poof away leaving a grinning Ruby and a slightly pale Henry and Snow. "Yep,” Henry says, “Scarred for life." 

"At least they told each other,” Ruby points out.

“I need earplugs,” Henry decides, “Grandma please take me to the earplug store." 

anonymous asked:

Can you explain to me why people don't like Neal so much?

He did abandon Emma and send her to prison because some guy he didn’t know, August, told him to. Emma forgives me but a lot of fandom doesn’t. He did try to give Emma a car and the money for the watches, which is something (this I why I dislike August more, personally, because he took the money and might have known about Henry, I’m not sure). 

He didn’t believe her about Tamara, but Tamara had gone to great lengths to manipulate him. GREAT lengths, so I am sympathetic towards him for that. 

That’s all I can think of right now. I’m sure there’s more. 

anonymous asked:

Hi:) can you write one where Emma prepares a suprise for Regina , maybe a prosposal? And dissapears for a couple of days and Regina searches everywhere and worries sick about her🙈 pls

Thanks for the prompt :) 

Regina chews her lip worriedly as she drags herself back into the mansion. She’s exhausted and terrified and she didn’t even want to go back home in the first place. She’s only here because Snow insisted to the point where she drove her home. After two days of searching for Emma, in spite of everyone’s reassurances, she’s bone tired. 

Her fear however is stopping her from any form of rest. No-one else seems too worried which is surprising and troubles her even more…it makes her wonder if they know where she’s gone…if Emma’s left her and that’s what no-one wants to say to her. 

Tears pool in her eyes. Emma disappeared two days ago with just a note saying she’d be back soon and not to worry. The note didn’t work. All Regina has done is worry. Why the mystery? Has something happened? Is Emma sick? Hurt? Gone?  

Regina sighs as she slips off her heels and leans against the wall. More tears slide down her cheeks. She just wants Emma home and safe. 

She walks through to the kitchen frowning as she sees a note lying on the counter. Her heart catches in her chest as she unfurls it. The message reads simply, In the garden.

Regina’s heart thumps nervously as she walks out into the garden. She doesn’t see the lanterns strung up elaborately around the garden. She doesn’t see the fairylights to complete the look or the private table for one that Emma’s set up. She doesn’t see all the bouquets of flowers that took hours to arrange. 

All she sees is Emma standing there in a gorgeous red lace dress with a bright and happy smile. Upon seeing her Regina promptly bursts into tears. 

Emma’s smile drops and she immediately runs over to Regina moving to hug her only for Regina to push her away as she sobs, “You idiot!” 

Emma frowns. She left a note. Granted she didn’t expect to be away for two whole days but the flowers took longer than she thought plus she had to perfect the spell she’s about to use and….and I was gone with no explanation at all….crap I’m an idiot. 

Emma bites her lip sheepishly as she moves once again to embrace her sobbing girlfriend. Regina tries to push away before eventually melting into Emma’s offered hug. “I thought you were gone,” Regina says through her sniffles. “I thought….I thought…”

Emma nods, “I know…I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be gone for so long. I have a surprise for you and it took longer than I thought and I should have texted or called but I got wrapped up in it…I’m so sorry Regina. I really didn’t mean to scare you.” 

“You were planning a surprise? That would explain why no-one else was worried…why didn’t they tell me that?!” 

Emma smiles sheepishly, “Because I told them not to. I asked them to tell you they didn’t know where I was if you asked because I was planning a surprise and I didn’t want you to find out what it was.” 

Regina sighs before letting out another sob of relief as she asks, “So you’re not leaving me?” 

“No,” Emma replies insistently, “The opposite in fact…let me show you what I was working on.” 

She steps away from Regina before summoning up her magic. She’s been practising this non-stop wanting to get it just right. Emma wills her light magic to the surface smiling as she uses the love in her heart to perform the spell. 

A white light glows around her palms and little lights appear from the glow rising into the sky to form words, glittering against the night sky. Regina gasps as the letters appear among the stars. 

Regina Mills, will you marry me?  

Regina’s eyes shine with tears as she looks back at Emma to see her on one knee, with a gorgeous white gold ring in her hand. “Regina, I love you so much.” 

“Even when I’m a crying, fearful mess?” 

“Even then,” Emma promises, “I love how much you love, how much you care. I love you, every part of you, even the parts that drive me crazy sometimes. I want to spend the rest of my life knowing you, waking up next to you, living with you and most importantly loving you. Will you marry me?” 

Regina smiles brightly dropping down onto her knees so that she can kiss Emma lovingly, “Of course I will.”

Seized Part 3

Part 1. Part 2.

Also at ao3.

This is a ‘No Curse AU’.

Thanks so much to all the kind responses I have received about this story. It totally makes my day, so I appreciate it! It took me a little longer than I expected to get this chapter up, but I hope it was worth the wait.

Emma couldn’t get the blasted pirate out of her mind. It had been about 36 hours since she’d last seen him, and during every one of those hours a random thought about him would cross her mind and she’d be forced to think about him once again. It was extremely irritating.

So, now that she had the ship in some kind of an order and Phelps was at the helm, Emma decided that she couldn’t ignore the man forever. She’d sent Amalia, one of the crew members, to collect him and bring him to her cabin. Just to talk. She was sure that whatever she had experienced around him last time was an aberration that wouldn’t be repeated in the light of day.

Besides, she did have some genuine business with him.

The door opened and he shuffled in, his wrist and ankles bound with chains, closely followed by Amalia. Emma’s heart did an odd little tumble at the sight of him which she desperately ignored.

She gave Amalia a look of annoyance. “Chains?”

“He’s dangerous,” she replied. “Part of our duty as crewmembers on this ship is to keep you safe.”

Emma rolled her eyes. “It would be extremely stupid for him to attack me. And he does not strike me as a stupid man.”

Amalia pressed her lips together to express her disagreement with the statement. Hook, on the other hand, grinned. “Thank you, lass. I believe I’ll take that as a compliment.”

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