because dear god that does things to me

Dear Straight Girls,
Shut. Up.
It’s nothing personal, really, it’s just that us gay girls get fucking tired of your bullshit sometimes. I know that you’re not trying to be rude, really I do, but it’s been a long day, and you jokingly calling me an abomination because “you have gay friends who say it all the time” doesn’t make it any shorter.
Dear Straight Girls,
The last thing I want to hear about is how un-fucking-fortunate it is that you got the straight end of the stick. That you wish more than anything that you could’ve been gay, because god, that would just make your life so much easier.
This may shock you, but moaning about how hard it is to be a heterosexual, does not get you a gold star in my book. It tells me that you only think of being gay as a lifestyle: an edgy, hipster choice that all us cool kids are making that you feel left out of. Well, guess what? If me and my future girlfriend can get kicked out of bakeries, kicked out of our homes, kicked out of our jobs- then you can handle not being part of this.
Dear Straight Girls,
Fuck you. Fuck you for thinking I’m always looking at you, for thinking I always want you. You are not the center of my universe. You are not some irresistible vixen just because my attraction to girls like you exists. You’re a girl. And I like girls. But that doesn’t mean I like you. Get over it.
Dear Straight Girls,
If I have to hear about how amazing your gaydar is one more time, someone’s getting punched in the tit. Don’t look at me, I don’t make the rules. Besides, I already knew they were gay five minutes before you. You’re not special.
Dear Straight Girls,
I know you’re probably pouting at my letters this very moment because I’m just the angry motherfucking queer girl with too much to say, but if you want to be as accepting as you say you are, shut up and let the gays talk every once in awhile. Maybe then we wouldn’t have to have this conversation every other day.
Dear Straight Girls,
Having a gay best friend doesn’t make you a queer activist. It doesn’t give you permission to call people dykes or fags because you are now an “honorary gay.” It makes you a person. With a best friend. Like the rest of us. Who needs. To shut. The fuck. Up.
Dear Straight Girls,
I’m not.
—  Fuck you for thinking otherwise
Finally watching Miraculous

And I’m enjoying it and here are my thoughts so far:

- Love how Sailor Moon-y it is, especially the music
- I really love the character designs; they’re a lot of fun
- I wanna punch Chloe in like every episode, dear god
- Hawk Moth really has no chill and needs to calm it down a bit, haha
- I know it’s a kids’ show or whatever, but gosh, there are just so many things that are pretty obvious/glaring and it drive me nuts, bu whatever
- Really wish they would just tell each other who was who, because c’mon, you really thought Chloe was Ladybug? On what planet does their hair look the same?
- Kudos for changing up Cat Noir’s hair a bit, but still.
- Like really Ladybug and Cat Noir can usually piece together which akuma is which classmate…
- I really, really love the character designs
- I’m glad more CGI shows are actually putting time in to their rendering and making things look good (that’s more of an side)
- Only half way through so far, but I’m looking forward to the rest and glad Season 2 is coming up later this year

Things my friends who just recently got into homestuck has said

“““Their planet is called Alternia Dear god”

“  ‘Wriggling day’ “

 “ 'SALUTATIONS, I’M KARKAT VANTAS AND THIS IS ME SICK OF YOUR DISGUSTING HUMAN SHENANIGANS.’ “ 

 “Also he’s [Karkat] like a caterpillar because he sleeps in a weird pod/larva thing. DOES HE GET WINGS. HE WOULD LOOK SO PRETTY WITH WINGS”

“ He [Karkat] looks so tired His eyes are also kinda big Well More Like ovals”

“ Is TC like from the 80’s or some shit because the way he talks is so strange. Also are the troll’s horns special or some shit? Like a another type of awkward body part not to directly look at? AND HOW DO YOU SCARE YOURSELF WITH YOUR OWN HORNS???? JESUS TC AND SIGN ME UP FOR THAT CLOWN RELIGION, IT SOUNDS C00L”

“ WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GET FAYGO hOW”

“I’m going to buy horns and put them all over my house and see if I accidentally step on any and scare myself “

“ Is sopor slime like drugs or some shit? “

“Please fucking help me”

“ NO DUDE I WAS IN THE CAR TODAY AND SAW SOME GEESE AND I DID THE NATURAL 'HONK, HONK’ AND THEN I THOUGHT OF GAMZEE LIKE 'O SHIT THESE MUST HIS SPIRIT ANIMALS.' “

“Because maybe it’s dumb to look for signs from the universe, maybe the universe has better things to do and dear god I hope it does. Do you know how many signs I’ve gotten that I should or I shouldn’t be with someone and where has it gotten me? Maybe there aren’t any signs, maybe a locket is just a locket, a chairs just a chair, maybe we don’t have to give meaning to every little thing, you know maybe we don’t need the universe to tell us what we really want maybe we already know that, deep down.” - Ted Mosby, HIMYM,S8 EP23.

OKAY SO IT’S 4:30 AM AND I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY

You know how tumblr mobile does this thing now if you scroll past a video it will start the audio? Well I’m scrolling through old posts on this blog because I can’t sleep and I scroll past a video without noticing so I’m zoned out when I hear bill say “DID YA MISS ME?” AND I SCREAMED SO HARD I THINK I WOKE MY BROTHER UP LIKE OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO DIE

My dear Christians and Muslims, I love you, but let’s get one thing straight, just because I understand, respect, and appreciate your religious beliefs it does not mean I need to believe in them. Please stop asking me to look into “this” or “that”. I get it, I respect it and even appreciate it, I just don’t believe it, and life is incredibly wonderful for me this way.