because clearly i have nothing to do

anonymous asked:

Why are you so rude to the anons you get?

 because personally i don’t have time for petty cunts who confuse bashing someone for CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. hate doesn’t bug me, i’m used to it at this point, there’s nothing you can do to get rid of it, it’s the internet. but me handling assholes the way i need to does not make me fucking rude. 

1. constructive criticism is helping someone get better, plainly calling my portrayal bland without further detail elaborating on why is clearly not criticism but someone being an ass. furthermore, when i ask for criticism, then it’s fine, i don’t need to be bombarded with it. does that make any sense?

2. i’m extremely weary of shit like because every fucking day i get sent messages telling me to delete because apparently i’m keeping other rick blogs from getting people to write with, so how do you think i feel? i was defending myself in a humorous manner. bye.

wolfknight117  asked:

I am curius, as time passes and the legend of Alcor becomes more known, does people start making songs about him? Because I just imagined a sympathy for the devil style with alcor as the protagonist.

There’ve often been songs written about various beings and entities, including Alcor of course. Some are very on the nose, even mentioning him by name or epithet. Others lean more toward subtlety, so that a listener might be able to theorize that the song is about or alludes to the Dreambender, but it’s neither explicitly stated nor confirmed. And then there are the songs which the writers, performers, and producers honestly never intended to be about him at all, which they clearly say have nothing to do with the demon, but listeners over-analyze the lyrics and pull that association out of it themselves.

Music and musical inspiration is a wide and varied thing.

At the first competition of the year, Yuri scored a 94.36 as his short program score.

And although it wouldn’t go on record, people were astounded because Yuri would have placed in the top ten scores for Senior Men’s short program. We also know that Victor has broken 100 on the short program on multiple occassions 

However, we don’t know how high above 100. If we look at the actual senior mens short program world scores, we see that there are only two skaters world wide who have broken 100 (so we can assume that Victor is roughly around that caliber).

We also know that Yuri scored 165.20 for his freeskate program

And while that score didn’t make the top ten free skate scores, he is not that far behind the world leaders.

We also know that Yuri’s final score at the September competition was 259.56, which is not record breaking, but drastically different from his 232.59 score that he achieved at the GPF (which would have been the peak of his season arguably). 

Now onto episode six, Yuri scored a 106.84 on his short program at the China Cup

The actual world record for the short program is 110.95, Yuri is literally only four points away from that.  This means that Yuri, who placed sixth in the GPF and over 100 points below Victor, is progressing enough to legitimately compete on Victor’s level. He’s slowly but surely making his way through the world ranks.

And while you make argue that his 165 free skate program isn’t that impressive, remember that Yuri only landed ONE of THREE quads, missed several of his triples and lowered at least one triple to a double aka Yuri was supere nervous and skated like he did before Victor was his coach. That means that he skated a program with a high technical score, missed lots of jumps and was received deductions for those, but made it up with presentation component points. However, that’s not how Yuri skated at the China Cup. At the China Cup Yuri skated the Eros Short Program perfectly. This means that the next time Yuri skates Yuri!!! on Ice, provided he doesn’t crash into the side of the rink, he could possibly obliterate his opponents and possibily rank in the top ten world scores.

Tl;dr – Yuri’s amazing and has progressed so much and is gonna kick butt (hopefully Christophe’s unattractive butt) in the China Cup Free Skate Program if he can get his nerves under control

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: Why did Sky High teachers do nothing to stop children from becoming villains? There is no way they could have missed how sadistically some of the kids acted but they did nothing about it, even allowing physical bullying of dangerously powered kids against kids with basically no powers as well as sexual harrassment. They clearly saw in the simulator that two of the boys liked being villains, they blatantly said that they liked being villains to the teachers and nothing was done. Is it because the kids don't get a choice in having any other career beyond being a superhero? Are they letting them be villains so they can match their supply of heroes with a demand for them? They create villains jut so they can have a reason to become famous and fight them. It is a corrupt super hero society and no one is willing to stop it

also the fact that magnus talks about how much his relationship with alec definitely isn’t a fling with jace, throws a party for the lightwoods even though maryse and other shadowhunters have been nothing but cruel to him, and saves alec from killing himself only for them to fight next episode makes me so sad because even though i know alec isn’t thinking clearly because it’s definitely about finding out about izzy and the yin fen and he’s probably upset with himself for not figuring it out sooner and thus taking it out on others but i also know that if magnus knew he wouldn’t have done nothing about it so i’m just hoping that 1) the fight doesn’t last long 2) alec thanks magnus for saving everyone (in fact they should all do this) 3) we get that hug and kiss in public from those photos a while back

Can someone explain to me why Logan’s engaged?

Like is there an actual reason why he’s engaged other than to prevent him from fully committing to Rory? Because clearly he does not give a shit about the girl he’s engaged to and clearly the girl has no idea that he’s cheating on her with Rory. Also I know that ASP chose to ignore most of S7, but you’re telling me that the guy who didn’t want to do long distance with Rory because he wanted them to move forward and the guy who wanted all or nothing is okay with having a casual relationship with Rory now? I call bullshit.

Good Morning,

Today is International Holocaust Remembrance Day, and I have a message for my American readers.

Some of you are probably posting Elie Wiesel quotes, images of Anne Frank, distressing images of newly liberated concentration camp prisoners, etc; the special variety of asshole among you may be posting that today is stupid because people only care about the Holocaust because “Jews are white.”

Regardless, if you are posting anything at all about this day, I urge you to take your grief for and your remembrance of these ordinary people, sentenced to death by an uncaring world which closed its doors to refugees, and call your representatives, write letters, and march for the would-be refugees of today. If you have no interest in doing that, then maybe don’t post about the Holocaust, because it clearly taught you nothing.

xoxo,
your friendly neighborhood historian of jewish movement and migration between 1930 and 1950

(and if you’re wondering when i decided to take off the gloves and get overtly, rather than passive aggressively, political, it was on tuesday)

If you are seriously questioning the value of Jonathan Toews on the ice and running your mouth about him being overpaid or whatever, then you truly don’t understand the game of hockey and I don’t have the time, energy, or inclination to entertain your ignorance.

  • Family: why are you always in your room?
  • Brain: maybe it’s because I have absolutely nothing in common with any of you and then when I do actually come downstairs and talk about something I’m passionate about you clearly couldn’t give a single fuck judging by the looks on your faces and let’s be honest, you never try to include me in any of your conversations because we all know you couldn’t care less about my opinion and we all know that if I did come out of my room id just watch YouTube videos on my phone and then you’d have a go me for being unsociable
  • Me: *shrugs shoulders*

anonymous asked:

I give out samples at you know whos club and it is the hardest thing to just stand still six hours doing literally nothing. I had a grown ass man shove his entire hand into my tub of candies to give out because he couldn't wait 5 seconds for me to cut it up and put it in a cup for him. I had to toss an almost full tub of chocolates because of this 50-60 year old baby. ALSO FK THE CUSTOMERS WHO MAKE YOU GET EVERYTHING OUT SO THEY CAN HAVE A SAMPLE WHEN YOU ARE CLEARLY PACKING UP TO LEAVE >:-(

Fights (TylerxReader)

Plot: Tyler and Reader get into a heated fight. Reader than goes out to clear her mind.

“You could have done something about it! Instead you just sat there flirting? Wow.. how low can you get in a Matter of 10 minutes?” I yelled. Tears threatening to spill. I refuse to cry. I blink it back I was brave.

“Wow, I was flirting? What were you doing, just getting ‘Friendly’ with that other guy Y/N? I don’t think so!” He yelled trying to overpower my voice from being heard.

“Listen to me Tyler I was not flirting, I was trying to get him off me for your Information. I have nothing to prove to you because I did nothing wrong. What’s your excuse? Did undressing each other with your eyes not work?” I just wanted to run right now.

•♡•♡• Flash Back to the bar •♡•♡•

The man clearly wanted to go home with you. I didn’t want that. I tried pushing him off of me. He wouldn’t stop. I looked at(Okay this is not a thing Tyler would do but go with it) Tyler who was clearly getting comfortable with a blonde haired girl.

They were so close to each other that the only thing separating them was their clothes. I kicked the guy where the sun don’t shine and walked towards Tyler and the blonde. As I got closer I could tell he had Lust in his eyes. I was so pissed off that when I was next to the blonde I grabbed the girls drink and dumped it on her head.

“Welp looks like you can have him now since he’s single.” I stated. I looked at Tyler his eyes showed anger. Was he really going to walk out of the bar without me and with a different girl?

I walked out and held up my middle finger towards Tyler and smiled. I went to an alley just in case Tyler ran out to find you he wouldn’t see you. I called Josh to pick you up.

“Josh could you pick me up please?“ My voice was weak due to you are holding back tears.

“Yea, sure. What happened?” He asked truly sounding concerned.

“I’ll tell you later I don’t think I could talk.” I said as a single tear fell from your beautiful (Eye color) eyes, that we’re now clouded with tears. I hung up the phone after telling Josh where you were. I looked around expecting to find Tyler looking for me.

I found nothing. Not a soul in sight. The sun set was dark. Not as colorful as it usally was. Clouds forming and surrounding the sky blocking out the fading sun. As if on cue a rain drop fell from the sky.

Mixing my tears with the rain. Not more than two minutes later it was almost a storm. The rain was falling so hard it almost made me jump. It was cold the wind was blowing up my shirt making I shiver. I heard an engine roar. His car. You thought.

“Wow, not only did he do me dirty he left me in the rain.” I frowned.

Josh pulled up by the curve a few moments later. I was freezing. Josh jumped out of the car ruining his gorgeous brown hair. He ran towards you with a blanket.

“Y/n I am so sorry.” Josh didn’t know what happened and still was there for you. He was your best friend. I could depend on him to catch me if I were falling. He would always be there. If it took you a million years for you fall he wouldn’t move an inch.

“Josh…H-he almost took someone else home.” I looked deep into his puppy eyes. They looked sad at the words that just came out of my mouth. He looked at me with the same amount of sadness and just kept hugging you. He kissed my forehead and rested his chin on top of my head whilst keeping his arms secure around my waist.

~{♡-♡}~ End of Flash back~{♡-♡}~

“Yea, whatever you say!” He said sarcasm dripping from his words. “Y/n sure this was all a misunderstanding, right? I don’t think so.”

“Tyler, I really don’t care if you believe me right now. I just want you to understand that I did nothing wrong and you tried to take matters into your own hand and tried to get back at me for something I didn’t even do. That hurts. That hurts like hell.” I said letting rears fall freely from your eyes.

“Why are you such a pain in the ass Y/n?” He asked “That’s what I hate about you, you over exaggerate things that are so little.

Than you try and accuse me of flirty whilst you were sluting around with some other dude.” I knew he didn’t mean it but it hurt like hell to hear those words from the one you loved. I looked at him. Not believing what you just heard.

“Y/n I didn’t mean that!” He yelled as I ran out the door and jumping in the car. My tears were once again coming out for the second time tonight.

“Please, I love you Y/n” was the last thing I heard before driving off into the foggy night. I just needed time to cool off. I wanted this to work but I just didn’t know anymore. He’s been so distant lately and going to the bar was your idea. All I wanted is the Tyler that told you he loved me every night and morning.

He would always cuddle you like it was the last thing he’d do. He’d kiss me on my lips than my forehead and lastly on top of my head before saying I love you and going to sleep. He would wake me by showering you with kisses. Until I would wake up and have a laughing fit.

Then he would pull me into a hug and say “Good morning princess.” He didn’t do that anymore. He would barley even stay in the same room as me.

I turned into the motel. I was a couple of cities away. I knew he would tried to find me. Hopefully. If not Josh. I knew that I was taking a risk. I didn’t care because my number one priority right now was to get away from Tyler. I wanted to work things out but I was having second thoughts. Was this relationship really worth saving? Am I going to fight for him? Or simply sit there and wait for it to pass?

I love Tyler, no doubt about it but does he return the feeling? I hated the night. That’s when I are most alone. There could be hundreds of people in the same room and I would still feel alone because of the thoughts that flooded my mind. Some people were a daydreamer,

I wasn’t. I was a night thinker. Yes, I had a history with running away because I couldn’t handle certain things but things felt different. Out of place even. As soon as I floped into the cheep motel bed I turned around to the sound of a door opening.

There stood Josh. His eyes fading from bright to dark..

“So what brings you to my humble abode.” I smiled. “Y/n why are you here and not with us?” He asked.“I followed you and drove here and you didn’t lock the door.”

“Well you see me a Tyler got into a fight and I wanted to be left alone and stay on the low for a while but you ruined that so plan B.” You stated.

“What’s “Plan B?” “Nothing you need to know about.”

“Oh well then.” Josh looked like he was pissed off by my carelessness and was ready to go.

“Hey, at lest there still a shoot for Joshler.” I winked. He rolled his eyes officially done with my crap and pick me up and put me in the car along with my stuff. Next thing I knew I was back at the house. Great. I sighed.

Not wanting to deal with anyone I started walking to my room.

To my luck Tyler came in the room with a glass of water and red sore eyes and looked at me. As soon as he recognized me he dropped his glass leaving it on the ground in a million shattered glass pieces. He grabbed me and pulled me into a hug. I could tell there was tears spilling from those beautiful eyes.

“Please, for the life of me don’t you ever leave again.” Tyler pleaded.

I looked at Tyler carefully making sure to look at every last detail of his face. His gorgeous eyes now seemed dark and red.

His face seemed tired as if fighting for consciousness. His hair was in every direction. He looked like he hadn’t slept for days. I didn’t care. He was still Tyler and I loved him to death. Even if he hadn’t returned the favor you would still love him no matter what.


(Okay confession. I cheated. This was one of my old Supernatural writings I just changed the names. But I did 100% write this)

Funny & Clever Comebacks!

Because we have all come across one of these: 

Insult: “You look tired!”

Comeback: “Yeah, its exhausting being a badass bitch.”

Insult: “Umm…are you really going to eat that?”

Comeback: “You have no idea how many calories I burn putting up with your shit!”

Insult: “Are you drunk again?”

Comeback: “If I was you’d be good looking.. but that’s clearly not the case.”

Insult: “Wow, that was a complete fail!”

Comeback: “No one asked for your life story…” Or “Can you finish telling me your life story?” “I have an appointment at 4:00.” 

Insult: “You suck!”

Comeback: ”And you swallow.” ;)

Insult: “Why do you wear a bra?” “You have nothing to put in it.”

Comeback: “Yet you still wear pants, don’t you?”

Insult: “You’re not very smart”

Comeback: “Wow I really shouldn’t trust you! You’re full of atoms.Atoms make everything up.”

Insult: “You’re Ugly!”

Comeback: “Life must be tough for the visually impaired.” 

Insult: (Laughter) “You’re Short!”

Comeback: (Sarcastic laugh) “So is your penis!”

(Stay tuned I will add more to the list later) 

These bastards took me three days to finish.

Anyway today’s, yesterday’s, and the day before that’s dinosaur fridge magnet is not a dinosaur– it’s Quetzalcoatlus. I sort of did myself in with this one as the magnet it’s based on is flying, but Quetzalcoatlus looks really cool when it’s on the ground, so I decided to draw it in both poses. This may or may not have been a mistake, but that alone can’t account for the fact that despite having very strong silhouetted and being constructed out of simple, charismatic shapes, these things were incredibly difficult for me to draw. This could also have something to do with the fact that I’ve never really drawn a pterosaur before, at least not since I was like, ten.

The offending magnet actually looks nothing like a Quetzalcoatlus (and it’s labeled as “Pterodactyl” on the box), and the only reason I think that’s even what it’s supposed to be is because it clearly follows all the incredibly inaccurate paleoart tropes that normally apply to Quetzalcoatlus– gangly legs, long, skinny wings, what was probably at one time an Aztec-inspired color scheme, and of course, the essential Azhdarchid head nubbin, which is as ubiquitous as it is confusing, because no Azhdarchid is actually known to have anything remotely like it. It’s below the cut:

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21 - All I Want For Christmas Is You

AN: 12 days until New Years
Genre: More of slice of life
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Hinata heard her front door open and jumped out of her bed. She padded down the hall to see her neighbor.

There might be the need for a backstory… his plumbing was messed up for two weeks and her leg was broken. In exchange for her bathroom, he was basically a nanny. Not to be alarmed, they were not strangers. Hinata had been dating Sasuke’s best friend at the time. He gave Sasuke his spare key so he could keep an eye on her.

Her and lover boy broke up but Sasuke stayed neutral because he was an opportunist, and was clearly getting benefits from both sides.

Okay…let’s proceed.

“Sasuke what do you want for Christmas,” she exclaimed.

He pocketed his hands. “Nothing. Are you making dinner?”

“Yes, I am.” She followed him into her own kitchen. “And you have to want something.”

“Nothing.”

Her eyes narrowed. “I’m just going to get you something.”

He shrugged which wasn’t the reaction Hinata wanted but she didn’t want to keep this pointless conversation going. Her eyes floated to the bags that were sitting on her couch.

He looked from her to the bags. “You said you needed extra ornaments, I got some.”

She walked over and opened the bags of gold, purple and blue ornaments. The woman smiled brightly and turned to her half naked Christmas tree. “Will you help?”

“I already did,” he motioned to the bags.

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lightsidecalling  asked:

For the prompts: Luke/Han #18 From very far away (I was so tempted to choose #5, just sayin')

From very far away

(I kinda hate you because there’s only one answer for this one…)

Luke knows the exact moment it happens. 

Han has spent the last thirty years insisting that the Force is a mystery to him, something he has nothing to do with and has nothing to do with him, but Luke has always known better. He and Leia talked about it through the years, eventually deciding not to argue with him. But Han’s always been too lucky. He’s too intuitive, and beyond that, Luke and Leia both have always felt his presence much too clearly.

Through the years, that’s been a blessing. Until now. Now he can feel that moment when the bright spark of consciousness that has been part of his soul for decades now starts to fade. He can feel the bravery, the resignation, the sorrow. He can feel Han’s last thoughts, and knows that they’re of Leia, of his son, and of Luke. 

In those last moments, Luke can only reach out with comfort, with his own sorrow, and across the distance.

An answer comes back across lightyears, a single fading thought: Love you, kid.

And then it’s gone.

I See Iris’ Story Clear As Day

Last night I read alot of nonsense about Iris not having this or that to do and how she’s only here to be Barry’s cheerleader. Okay. If that’s how some want to define the set-up we’ve gotten for the last several weeks so be it. I’m not going down the path of complain about everything like Iris has nothing because I’m grateful as hell of where Iris has come from over the last 2 seasons and if this is her nothing than she was all but dead from S1-S2A.

I clearly see Iris’ story and how all of what we are witnessing now is leading up to it because the foreshadowing is like bricks falling from the sky: Barry telling Iris he couldn’t be the Flash without her, Iris being Barry, Wally and Joe’s cheerleader and last night when Barry again reiterated he couldn’t do this without her and Iris saying he would never have too. Not to mention that not so subtle “You have your happy ending with Iris” jab from KF. All of that was about what is to come with Iris, the cheerleader, the heart of the show, the type of woman that everyone NEEDS in their life.

Iris is going to invite danger to her door because I most definitely believe she is going to either intentionally or mistakenly stumble by accident Julian and make the connection that he’s Alchemy doing Savitar’s bidding. You heard her call Julian an SOB so she isn’t here for her man resigning from what he loves to do because he was blackmailed into it. Again, all that Barry is the leader, he’s stronger than he thinks, etc. was all to set Iris in motion to prove that to Barry and anyone else who is in doubt.

So while Iris hasn’t been front and center these last 3 episodes the not so sutble hints that she is about to be at the heart of the next arc is in your face obvious. Remember…Kevin, Zack, Andrew, etc. have ALL stated that Iris’ agency is going to play a huge part in the showdown with the newest big bads? Well it’s almost here. All that Iris has done these last 3 episodes was to show HER importance to not only Barry but to her family and Cisco and Caitlin who are also her friends now too. Everyone is about to rally together to save Iris who will have a hand in saving herself as well because that is who Iris West is but she won’t be able to do it alone and will need her loved onces to do for her what she’s always done for them.

I’m so excited and know Candice is going to kill it!

Can I just say to my fellow Naruhina lovers that don’t react to the antis that will inevitably come into our tags this coming month due to the Konoha Hiden episodes, because they literally have nothing better to do than watch an anime they clearly resent. Especially don’t react to their obviously sexist posts against Hinata’s body, or disrespecting Kishi and his choices despite the fact the couples and characters they know and love would not exist without him. Don’t even react to their obvious denial and sadistic tendencies. Don’t react to them hating the ending ‘not because their couples didn’t become canon but because it was bullshit’, when it is undeniable that their obsession of their favourite couple will always be the main reason they hate the ending.

You’re better than that. Don’t demean their couple choices, or the characters they love. Just say a big fat ‘cool’. Because guess what? No matter what they say, or do. No matter how angry they are, or obsessed - we are C.A.N.O.N. As long as you know what you saw that made you love Naruhina (and Sasusaku), then what the antis say will never, ever matter. You don’t need to prove yourself to anyone.

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“*Clearly neither of us have anything better to do.”

~Sep 12, 206A

Asks are open!

anonymous asked:

You missed where Josh Keaton isn't basing his personal life, on a show and a character that has nothing to do with him or his lofe. Josh Keaton isn't Shiro. Josh Keaton son aren't the other paladins. Josh Keaton is saying that people can ship whatever they want, because despite what he thinks, he knows that people have the right to ship whatever they want. Which is something you clearly don't understand

Yeah, but m8, i don’t know if you missed this but more than once, it was confirmed that Shiro is MUCH older than the rest of the paladins :// and this isn’t news to Josh Keaton either. He literally goes out of his way to state that Shiro has a fatherly relationship with the paladins just like Josh has with his children and then, probably not even a minute later, says that anyone can ship whatever they want :////// as if he hadn’t said anything at all. 

if ur going to come onto my blog shipping pedophilic ships or are a pedophile apologist, i suggest u just fuck off cause i’ve had enough of this.