because boomerang

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Prince Oh showing you the world; shining, shimmering, splendid  ゚*。(・∀・)゚*。

Shoutout to Captain Boomerang because having your gimmick be throwing things and getting matched up against the dude that can outrun light seems like a pretty shit arrangement but you know he perseveres

Mobile Masterlist

Kylo Ren (Star Wars)

Imagine encouraging Kylo when he’s in doubt about his dedication to the dark side
Imagine demanding Kylo to use the Force on you because he doesn’t want to believe you actually care for him
Imagine Kylo hunting you down after finding out you’re force sensitive
Imagine Kylo putting his black cloak around you because he notices that you’re cold
Imagine swimming in a pond with Kylo on an unknown planet at night
Imagine realising you’re force sensitive while kissing Kylo Ren
Imagine being Kylo’s apprentice and showing up sick for training because you don’t want him to think you’re weak
Imagine being Kylo’s apprentice and he decides to marry you off. What he doesn’t is that you’re in love with him (Part I)
“I love you and it fucking scares me” (Part II)
I think I know how I can cheer you up (NSFW)
Imagine killing Rey in order to protect Kylo
Imagine watching Harry Potter with Kylo
Imagine Ben Solo being your teenage love. When you leave for a mission and return a few years later, you find out he…
Imagine Kylo Ren saving you from slavery and teaching you the ways of the Force.

Eric (Divergent)

Imagine Eric throwing you in a pool
Imagine falling asleep against Eric’s shoulder
Imagine saying goodbye to Eric because you’re leaving Dauntless
Imagine Eric making your life in Dauntless a living hell
Imagine Eric saving you from a knife attack
Imagine getting stuck in a train with Eric in the middle of nowhere
Imagine accidentally hitting Eric with your water pistol
Imagine spending Halloween with Eric in Dauntless 🎃
Imagine Eric finding out his death is a part of your fear landscape
Imagine being Eric’s girlfriend and Peter finding out you’re afraid of clowns, so he decides to… 🎃
Imagine being bullied by the other initiates and calling motivating you to keep going
Imagine loving the Christmas season but Eric absolutely hates it. Still, you spend the day forcing him… (NSFW) 🎄
Imagine being caught under the mistletoe with Eric 🎄
Imagine having your first kiss with Eric on New Year’s Eve 🍾
Imagine finally opening up to Eric on Christmas 🎄
Imagine Eric and you being sworn enemies but forced to plan a Christmas party together 🎄
Imagine Eric taking you hostage
Imagine being Tris’ sister and hunting Divergents with Eric, your boyfriend.
Imagine kissing Eric while sparring with him in the training room
Imagine Eric thinking you’re cheating on him because you spend a lot of time with Four. What he doesn’t know is…

Captain Boomerang (Suicide Squad)

Imagine Captain Boomerang teaching you how to throw boomerangs (Part I)
Imagine Captain Boomerang taking you hostage (Part I)
Imagine Captain Boomerang comforting you (Part II)
Partners in crime (Part III)
Imagine running from the police with Captain Boomerang and him showing them he’s got you “in his grip” (Part IV)
Imagine cuddling with Captain Boomerang to stay warm
Imagine Captain Boomerang buying you drinks in a bar
Imagine joining the Suicide Squad and impressing Captain Boomerang with your skills
Imagine Captain Boomerang introducing you to the Suicide Squad (Part I)
Imagine helping the Suicide Squad on their mission to hook up with Captain Boomerang (Part II) (NSFW)
Imagine hiding Pinky from Captain Boomerang (NSFW)
Happy Birthday
Imagine being pregnant with Captain Boomerang’s child and the Suicide Squad finding out
Imagine being Captain Boomerang’s girlfriend. You get caught for interrogation concerning his…
Imagine Captain Boomerang being your cellmate. You befriend each other and make up plans to escape
Imagine Captain Boomerang being the only one who knows about your boyfriend being abusive (Part I)
Imagine being very skittish because your former boyfriend has been abusive. Captain Boomerang is the only… (Part II)
Imagine taking a shower with Captain Boomerang (NSFW)
Imagine trying to rob Captain Boomerang
Imagine being Captain Boomerang’s girlfriend. You’re a meta-human being and forced to join the Suicide Squad. (Part I)
Imagine being part of the Suicide Squad and Captain Boomerang, your boyfriend, trying to protect you. (Part II)
Imagine being Captain Boomerang’s wife and being used as leverage to get him to cooperate
Imagine taking care of a needy Captain Boomerang when he’s sick
Imagine being part of the Suicide Squad and Captain Boomerang constantly teasing you
Imagine Captain Boomerang stopping you from trying to save El Diablo
Imagine Captain Boomerang saving you from your pander (NSFW)
Imagine Captain Boomerang taking your virginity (NSFW)
Imagine Captain Boomerang taking you on a date (NSFW)
Imagine Captain Boomerang and you constantly fighting because of your different nationalities (NSFW)
Imagine having sex with Captain Boomerang in a pile of leaves (NSFW)
Imagine being a meta-human running from your abusive father. You join the Suicide Squad and…
Imagine stitching up Pinky for Captain Boomerang after he’d accidentally got it ripped up
Imagine finding out that Captain Boomerang can sing
Imagine comforting Captain Boomerang after he’s had a nightmare
Imagine fulfilling one of Captain Boomerang’s childhood dreams by adopting a puppy
Imagine going trick or treating with Captain Boomerang and your child 🎃
Imagine teaching Captain Boomerang about the American Halloween traditions 🎃
Imagine being badly injured when trying to protect Captain Boomerang in a fight
Imagine Captain Boomerang getting jealous when a soldier flirts with you
Imagine Captain Boomerang finding out you used to date The Flash
Imagine Captain Boomerang meeting your ex-boyfriend
Imagine Captain Boomerang being jealous because you are able to speak Spanish with El Diablo
Imagine Captain Boomerang having a crush on you and thus getting soft whenever he’s around you, having the…
Imagine being a meta-human and part of the Suicide Squad. Everybody hates you for your recklessness and pranks…
Imagine being a meta-human superhero and in a relationship with Captain Boomerang without knowing about…
Imagine Captain Boomerang finding out you’re ticklish
Imagine being caught under the mistletoe with Captain Boomerang 🎄
Imagine decorating your apartment for Christmas with Captain Boomerang. 🎄
Imagine Captain Boomerang being the only one spending Christmas with you 🎄
Imagine threatening Captain Boomerang to beat him with your spoon if he keeps stealing… 🎄
Imagine Captain Boomerang being terrible at wrapping Christmas presents 🎄
Imagine “celebrating” Christmas with Captain Boomerang and Harley and Flag walk in on you (NSFW) 🎄
Imagine doing Secret Santa with the Suicide Squad and you get Captain Boomerang 🎄
Imagine dating Captain Boomerang but being caught under the mistletoe with Chato. Digger doesn’t approve. At all. 🎄
Imagine getting lost in a forest at night and Captain Boomerang, worried for you, finding you.
Imagine being Amanda Waller’s daughter and getting kidnapped by Captain Boomerang
Imagine Captain Boomerang’s daughter coming home with roses on Valentine’s Day, with him freaking out and you…
Imagine asking Captain Boomerang to ask period products for you and him just being utterly confused (NSFW)
Imagine Captain Boomerang trying to rob your apartment but you surprising him
Imagine singing under the shower with the whole Squad listening. When Captain Boomerang, your boyfriend,…
Imagine stargazing with Captain Boomerang
Imagine Captain Boomerang getting you jealous by flirting with Poison Ivy until you snap and he reveals that he likes…
Imagine slipping Captain Boomerang notes because you’re too shy to tell him about your crush. That is until…
Imagine Captain Boomerang kidnapping you for ransom (NSFW)

Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad)

Dating Harley Quinn would involve… (NSFW)
Imagine Harley Quinn having a blatant crush on you but you never realise until one day, she catches you… (NSFW)
Imagine wearing matching Christmas sweaters with Harley Quinn. 🎄
Imagine Harley Quinn asking you to spend Christmas with her 🎄
Imagine Harley Quinn eating all the popcorn you had wanted to use for decoration 🎄
Imagine Harley Quinn meeting you at a costume party and taking a liking into you. (NSFW)

30 Days Writing Challenge ~ October 🎃

“Oh shit… it’s October” | feat. Harley Quinn
Cuddling up~ | feat. Captain Boomerang
“…I think I’m getting sick” | feat. Eric
Cool mugs, warm drinks | feat. Captain Boomerang
Cloudy skies and fog | feat. Loki
Leaves | feat. Kylo Ren
Apple picking | feat. Captain Boomerang and Chato Santana/El Diablo
Candle shopping | feat. Harley Quinn
Pumpkin Spice Everything | feat. Loki
“Dude, check out my sweater” | feat. Eric
Hayrides, scarecrows and cornfields, oh my! | feat. Eric
House decorating | feat. Harley Quinn
Cats, cats, cats! | feat. Loki
“Let’s watch a scary movie!” | feat. Loki
-squints- “the crows…” | feat. Captain Boomerang
To The Pumpkin Patch! | feat. Loki
AHH, spiders! | feat. Captain Boomerang
(Spooky Scary) Skeletons | feat. Loki
ALL OF THE CANDY! | feat. Harley Quinn (NSFW)
Oh look! A Haunted House! | feat. Loki
A walk in the woods | feat. Captain Boomerang
Bats, man! | feat. Loki
“Awwoooo!” | feat. Eric
A(n) (un)authorised graveyard tour | feat. Loki What’s your costume gonna be? | feat. Captain Boomerang
AHH! Nightmare! | feat. Eric
Which witch? | feat. Captain Boomerang
BLOOD | feat. Loki
“IT’S ALIVE!” | feat. Eric
“… that was totally a ghost.” | feat. Loki
HALLOWEEN! | feat. Captain Boomerang (NSFW)

Loki (The Avengers/Thor)

Imagine Loki carrying you to bed after you’ve fallen asleep
Imagine taking a bath with Loki (NSFW)
Imagine shamelessly flirting with Loki whilst being drunk
Imagine getting trapped with Loki in an ancient castle
Imagine Loki calling you his queen for the first time
Imagine Loki controlling you with his scepter. When Thor manages to reverse the magic, you stay with…
Imagine getting Loki to dress up as the Joker on Halloween and annoying him with your Harley Quinn impression 🎃
Imagine Loki taking you to Jötunheim so you can see real snow for Christmas 🎄
Imagine Loki teaching you how to ice skate ☃️
Imagine “celebrating” Christmas with Loki and Tony walks in on you (NSFW) 🎄
Imagine sneaking out in the middle of the night with Loki to play in the snow ☃️
Imagine introducing Loki to your favourite Christmas movies and spending the day watching them with him 🎄
Imagine Loki accidentally hurting you while teaching you how to ice skate and then… ☃️
Imagine Loki asking you what you wish for Christmas but there is nothing you want. Except him. (NSFW) 🎄
Imagine telling Loki to wrap the Christmas presents and he fails pathetically. 🎄
Imagine decorating the Avengers Tower for Christmas with Loki 🎄
Imagine being the only one Loki wants to spend Christmas with 🎄
Imagine Loki pulling pranks at a Christmas party. The mistletoe, however, wasn’t his idea. Or so he claims. 🎄
Imagine Loki managing to cheer you up after another lonely New Year’s Eve 🍾
Imagine Loki taking you out to a ball (NSFW)
Imagine losing your job because of your relationship with Loki. Your mood for date night seems ruined… (NSFW)
Imagine trying to convince Loki to stop his attack in New York
Imagine trying to prank Loki on April Fool’s Day. (April Fools!)
Imagine Loki teaching you how to play chess (NSFW)
Imagine being a Frost Giant and not being able to touch anyone… except Loki (Part I)
Imagine flirting with Loki in the midst of battle (Part II) (NSFW)
Imagine being pregnant with Loki’s child and about to give birth while he’s locked away in his cell


A(n) (un)fortunate present (NSFW) (posted on @/imagine-loki)
The Face Of Trust | AO3
Three times and one (Part I) | AO3
Three times and one (Part II) | AO3
Three times and one (Part III) (NSFW) | AO3
Three times and one (Part IV) | AO3
A cage of golden glass (NSFW) | AO3

Captain James Conrad (Kong: Skull Island)

Imagine Captain James Conrad being assigned to train you (Part I)
Imagine Captain James Conrad teaching you how to fire a gun (Part II)
Imagine trying to seduce Captain James Conrad during a survival training (Part III) (NSFW)

Newt Scamander (Fantastic Beasts)

Imagine bringing Newt Scamander, your boyfriend, to meet your parents at Christmas. 🎄
Imagine Newt Scamander helping you to study
Imagine having your first time with Newt Scamander (NSFW)

Adam (Only Lovers Left Alive)

Condolescence (Chapter I) | AO3
Condolescence (Chapter II), AO3
Condolescence (Chapter III), AO3
Condolescence (Chapter IV), AO3
Condolescence (Chapter V), AO3
Condolescence (Chapter VI), AO3
Condolescence (Chapter VII), AO3
Condolescence (Chapter VIII), AO3
Condolescence (Chapter IX), AO3
Condolescence (Chapter X), AO3

Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Imagine saving Captain Jack Sparrow from the Gallows

Others

Imagine cooking Christmas dinner with… (Crossover: Divergent, Suicide Squad) 🎄
Imagine cooking Christmas dinner with… (Crossover: Thor, Suicide Squad) 🎄

Imagine having fire powers like Diablo and helping him fight incubus and him not dying because of it
  • You: We did it!
  • Flag: Good job you two, let's move on.
  • Diablo: You were great back there.
  • You: WE were great back there.

anonymous asked:

You know the thing I wish they had kept exploring was how similar Tim and Bruce are, particularly their flaws. It'd have been interesting to see Batman in a position in dealing with Red Robin (who's grown up a lot and become a lot colder/unhinged). RR is and isn't his perfect soldier anymore and he's finding out RR can lie like the devil to him. Heck, we know Tim didn't have a contingency plan on Dick, but would he get one for Bruce or even himself?

Sorry friend I just??? love this ask so much? Because this is something I feel really strongly about and is another thing I’ve very bitter about the ending of Robin/Red Robin.

Because Tim was going in a new direction, it had been a long, hard, slow process but Tim was changing and not always for the better. It was fascinating to watch the trials he went through and to be uncomfortable with how he was being twisted and adjusted. He still was the same sunny kid that said Batman needed a Robin but he was getting further and further away from him. I think if RR had continued, we would have gotten further exploration into how Tim had changed and how the batfam would react to it. 

Because through most of the series, Tim was on the move and saving the world and crap and there was very little downtime for him and the rest of the fam to reflect on how he’d been shaped by his recent experiences. Except for the last issue, the Captain Boomerang issue which hooooooot damn was that issue telling. Because Tim breaks out his father’s murderer from jail, manipulates the man into coming to red’s location all the while convincing himself that if Boomerang wants to escape, Tim would let him but he calculated everything to know that he won’t. And then he starts wailing in on the man and as he does he wonders why he’s gone to this trouble to directly or indirectly kill Boomerang. Because things have been so stressful that Tim hasn’t taken the time to acknowledge how he’s changed, he still believed that he was still mostly that cute little robin but he’s finding out now that he’s put that behind him. It’s startling, to realize you’re not the person you thought you were.

And then Bruce comes along and puts a stop to it. He doesn’t acknowledge the fact that Tim didn’t kill Boomerang even though he was given the opportunity or that Tim had been through quite a few traumatic experiences himself. Instead he tears into Tim for manipulating events with the intention of killing Boomerang. Reasonable? Yes but also I think Bruce is a little shocked to think that Tim, his Tim, who cried and fell into depression the couple of times he thinks he’s killed a villain, would do this. It’s a slap in the face how much things have changed since Bruce has been gone if stubborn, immovable Tim is acting like this. I think we would have seen a lot of the fallout of that relationship and the consequences of Tim’s actions.

Because Tim is dangerous now, oh he’s always been technically but he’s more willing to push himself and others to extremes and to bend his morals slightly to do what he thinks is right. I think B and Dic would start paying more attention to Tim to not only make sure he doesn’t go over that edge but also to heal him. Tim’s been through the ringer and come out altered, Bruce is finally seeing that and it would definitely have consequences.

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For all my trans, nonbinary, and crossplaying friends, @because—boomerangs showed me this magical product. It’s NYX butter lip balm in nude.
“Before” is my natural feminine lips. “After” is with the lip balm. Gone are my days of putting concealer on my lips and looking chapped and dry for days when I don’t want to be a female. Moisturizer and masculinize all at once.

I got this one at Nordstrom Rack for $4, but I bet you can find it anywhere NYX makeup is sold and online.

Suicide Squad ships

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Quinnshot

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Flagshot

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Moonflag

Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Kaboom

Classy-El Diablo Imagine

Requested: No

A/N: None

Originally posted by lornahs

 “Could you use your pinky to light a girl’s cigarette? Cause that’s real classy,” Harley said.

   It was the first time that Harley and Chato spoke to each each other. They were getting ready to head out to Midtown for their first mission as Task Force X and Chato was being as quiet and brooding as usual. He was surprised when the Joker’s equally insane girlfriend spoke to him since he usually kept to himself. However, Harley talked to anyone who would listen or even if they didn’t, and when Chato processed her words, he almost rolled his eyes. It was a ridiculous thing to stay but also kind of funny. Besides, there was no way Chato would ever let himself near a girl again. He had already hurt Maria and their sons when he lost control of his fiery abilities and he had no desire to do it again. He was a monster and he deserved to be killed or locked up, which was why he didn’t understand his being a member of Task Force X. Sure, the other guys were bad but they had never killed a loved one. Therefore, Chato decided that he would help when he could during the mission without using his powers—-he had already caused enough destruction.

   Just as they were about to leave, Flagg introduced the team to two other members who had just arrived on their helicraft. The first person to exit the helicraft was a petite Japanese woman in a red jacket, black leggings, and a white mask that covered the top half of her face. She had a katana on her hip and did not look like one to be messed with.

    “This is Katana, a world renowned assassin. She will kill you on my command,” Flagg said.

    Katana gave everyone a pointed look over as she stood next to Flagg. The second person to step off the helicraft made Chato lose his breath. Her long y/h/c hair was pulled away from her face in a single braid, accentuating her pretty y/s/c face. She had wide y/e/c eyes framed by long lashes. The beige tank top and army green skinny pants she wore showed off her perfect figure. She had a whip slung across her back as well as an array of knives in her belt.

    “This is Whiplash, infamous hunter and torturer. That whip of hers cuts through flesh and bone and she will use it on you with or without my command,” Flagg said.

    Whiplash smirked as she stood next to Katana. Her eyes scanned over the group, her face void of a real expression. When she made eye contact with Chato, she seemed intrigued. He felt hot as Whiplash looked over all of his tattoos and the rest of his form. Chato felt drawn to her and wanted to talk to her first, but Harley beat him to the punch.

    “Hi, I’m Harley Quinn, nice to meet ya, Whiplash!” Harley stuck her hand out towards Whiplash and the woman eyed it suspiciously before grabbing it.

    “And you as well.” 

     It was in that moment that Chato vowed that he would look after her during the mission. It was obvious that Whiplash could take care of herself but no one was perfect, even though  Whiplash sure looked perfect. So, throughout the mission, Chato was always glancing over and checking that Whiplash could handle the amount of aliens that would swarm her and the rest of Task Force X. She was incredibly graceful with her whip, slicing through air and alien flesh. Her mouth was always fashioned in a snarl as she fought ferociously against her enemies but she was still beautiful. They never spoke during the mission, even though Harley, Deadshot, and Boomerang were pestering the both of them too, but Chato was too nervous and Whiplash, well, he didn’t know why Whiplash kept shaking her head at Harley and Deadshot. However, they finally spoke once they got to the abandoned building Waller told them to go to.

    They were surrounded by aliens in the office space, each member taking three or four members on their own. Chato easily killed the ones he had to deal with and when he turned to check on Whiplash, she was in the middle of turning to another alien when it snatched her up by the throat. Whiplash gasped for air and kicked at the creature but it wouldn’t let go. She tried to lift up her whip only for the creature to smack it out of her hand. Rage flared through Chato and he was on fire as he charged the alien. He stretched out his hand, burning the alien. It screamed and dropped Whiplash on the ground, making her cough a lot. Chato didn’t stop burning it until it was a crisp and calmed down once he knew it was gone. He turned to look at Whiplash and she seemed intrigued by his powers. Chato quickly helped her up.

     “Are you all right?” Chato asked.

     “Yeah, thanks to you, Diablo.” She glanced down at his hands. “What you did was…I’ve never seen anything like it before.” 

    “Oh, uh, is that a good thing?” Chato scratched the back of his neck.

    “I think so.”

    She turned on her heel and joined the rest of Task Force X as they prepared to rescue Amanda and her unit. Chato was elated, this new woman wasn’t afraid of him and it felt really good. However, they didn’t speak again until the task force went to the bar after Joker’s helicraft got shot down. Harley was playing bartender and making everyone’s drinks.

    “Whiplash?” Harley asked.

    “Tequila, straight,” Whiplash said.

    Harley raised her eyebrows as she filled a shot glass with the desired liquor and slid it in Whiplash’s direction. The woman caught it and downed the shot in one movement. 

    “A woman after my own heart,” Boomerang said as he wrapped his arm around her shoulders. “Are you seein’ anyone?”

   Chato felt his fire flare up. He could’ve killed the idiot Australian right where he sat.

   “No, and just because I’m not doesn’t mean I’m taking applications from the likes of you.”

   Deadshot, Killer Croc, and Harley “oohed” and Chato smiled to himself. Then again, just because she turned Boomerang down didn’t mean that she was interested in him. After a couple of drinks, the force began opening up to one another, revealing emotional and physical scars.

   “And what about you, Whiplash?” Deadshot asked carefully.

   Whiplash shifted in her stool. “My story isn’t very interesting. Got recruited to work for some organization right out of college, killed a lot of people, and I got whipped by my biggest enemy. I use the whip to take back my dignity and I’ve been hunting that animal ever since my organization released me.”
   “That’s how Waller got you to cooperate, she knows where your enemy is,” Flagg said.

    “But being in this force isn’t that bad. I get to take out my rage and anger on some weird lookin’ aliens and do some good.” Whiplash did her last shot. “What about you, Chato? What’s your deep and gritty back story?”
    Chato hesitated. He didn’t want her to know what kind of a monster he was, how destructive he could be. “I don’t know…”

    “Oh come on, you listened to the rest of us unload our issues, it’s only fair,” Boomerang argued.

    “You didn’t say anything about yourself,” Deadshot said.

     Boomerang smirked and took a long swig of his drink.

     Chato sighed and was conflicted. They had all already seen what he was capable of but that was only on a small scale. Plus, he was terrified that he would scare Whiplash away, though she wasn’t afraid of him when he helped her. So, Chato swallowed his fear and explained everything: about how he was in a gang back in California, about how a fight between him and his wife caused him to lose control, and about how he was haunted by his wife and children’s screams. When he looked up, they all wore sympathetic expressions except for Whiplash, whose expression seemed mixed. 

    “We all make mistakes, Diablo, but our mistakes don’t define us,” Deadshot said.

    Chato nodded and Harley handed him another glass of water. He really wanted to hear Whiplash weigh in on his story.

    “I’m goin for a smoke,” she said as she hopped off her stool.

    The door to the bar slammed behind her and everyone turned to look at Chato expectantly. 

    “What?”

    “Aren’t you going to go after her?” Deadshot asked. “We all know you have a thing for her.”

    Chato hesitated, feeling backed into a corner. “Wha–what makes you think that?”

   “The fact that you’ve been staring at her ever since she joined the team for starters,” Deadshot said.

    “You were overprotective of her during the mission,” Killer Croc said.

     “It was that obvious?”

     The team nodded.

    “I think it’s cute. If you go after her, you can light her cigarette with your pinky and she’ll be all yours,” Harley said with a wide grin.

    Chato stared at the lunatic for a moment. She did have a point, they all did. Chato wanted to be with her but he had no idea what she thought about him.

    “Listen, mate, if you don’t go after her, I will.” Boomerang stood and Chato jumped up.

    “Get out of my way,” he growled.

    Boomerang held his hands up in surrender as Chato brushed past him and outside of the bar. The rain was pouring down and Whiplash was huddled against the wall, trying to light her cigarette. Finally, she cursed and threw the lighter onto the wet sidewalk. When she looked up, she relaxed when she saw Chato.

   “Did it get too hot in there for you?” Whiplash asked.

   “No, uh, I wanted to see if you were okay,” Chato said.

   “I’d be great if that lighter would’ve worked.”

    Chato gulped. “I could help with that.”
    “Really? Thanks.”

    Whiplash walked over to Chato and he tried to keep his hand steady as he reached out to her and made a flame appear on the tip of his thumb. Whiplash cupped her hand over his thumb, leaned in, and lit her cigarette. She pulled away and took a long drag before blowing the smoke to the side. Chato’s hand was tingling from their brief touch.

     “Bonita,” he muttered.

    “Hmm?”

    Chatos’ eyes widened. “Oh, uh, nothing.”

    “Really? I could have sworn you just called me beautiful in Spanish.”

     Chato wanted to smack himself in the face. He only burst into Spanish when he was furious or nervous.

    “Well…um, it’s true.” 

    “You want to know something, Chato? I thought the same thing about you when I first saw you.”

    Chato looked away. “How could you? I’m a monster.”

    “No, you lost control and you need to forgive yourself. I’ve done terrible things, things that I can never tell anyone, but I moved past it because I forgave myself.” Whiplash took another drag. “And the paycheck didn’t hurt either.”

    Chato chuckled. “I don’t know if I can do that.”
    “I can help you,” Whiplash said, closing the gap between them. “I can see your pain and I want to help you.”

    Chato stared into her eyes, feeling as though he could see into her soul. “Quiero mucho a besarte,”  he whispered.

    “Do it,” Whiplash muttered back.

    He gently grabbed her face in his hands and kissed her passionately. Whiplash dropped her cigarette and wrapped her arms around his neck as she kissed him back. Chato found himself smiling again for the first time in a long time and the warm feeling inside of him was no longer due to the permanent fire burning inside him. 

    Unbeknownst to the entangled couple, the rest of the team was watching from inside.

    “Way to go, Fire Boy,” Boomerang muttered.

    “YOU SHOULD’VE USED YOUR PINKY! YOU WOULD’VE LOOKED MORE CLASSY!” Harley shouted.

flyingambulist said:

wait wait no hold up, how do you say oregano and scallops. Herbs I can figure

oh god, I am bad at making the fucking sounds and shit hang on. oregano is or-ee-gah-no does that make sense? lol and scallops is scoll-ups like if you have ever heard gordon ramsey saying scallops, thats how we say it. the fucking brits.

Pink Fluffy Unicorn. (Captain Boomerang Fluff)

A/N This is the start of a bunch of Captian Boomerang imagines.

Warnings: none.

“No daddy can’t go he didn’t do anything” Our daughter yelled.
“It’s okay. He will be back as soon as you know it.” I say trying to calm her down.
“We can even visit him.” I add.
“Promise?” She asks.
“Of course. We can see him tomorrow if you want.” I say.
“Really. We can! Let’s do it!” She says.
“Well we only can if you go to sleep right now.” I say.
“Okay mommy. Love you. Good night.” She says turning over. I turn out the light and walk out.
Jack got him self caught. By the Flash of all people. Now that he is in jail he left me to care for Jillian. Jillian loves her dad more than anything. She even took up boomerangs because of him.
But she is happy we’re seeing him tomorrow and I’m glad she is happy.
*the next morning*
“Jillian what are you doing?” I say as she is wrapping a gift with Christmas wrapping paper.
“Wrapping daddy’s gift.” She says.
“Well clean this up and get dressed. We got to go see daddy.” I say.
“Right away.” She hurries and picks up all of the wrapping paper and tape.
“Gotta go see Daaadddddyyyyy” She yelled running down the hall to her room.
We were both dressed and ready to go. I grabbed my keys and made sure Jillian was put in her seat and buckled.
“Alright sweetie. We’re off” I said.
I took about an hour to drive to the prison.
We got through security check and I signed a few wavers. We were finally called back into the visitors room. Jack was sitting at a table uncuffed but still in an orange jumpsuit.
“Daddy!” Jillian yelled.
“Jill. How are you doing darlin.” He said hugging her.
“I got you this daddy.” She handed him the gift.
“I wrapped it all by myself.” She added.
“Alright well let’s open it and see what it is.” He pulled at the wrapping paper to a box. The box
opened to reveal Jillian’s bright pick fluffy Unicorn plush.
“It’s to remind you of me and mommy when we’re not visiting you.” She said.
“Well I love my dear. It is the best gift I have every revived.” He said.