because as benders

The signs as moments of the breakfast club

Aries: bender taking the blame when everyone is running away from mr. vernon // claire’s secret lipstick talent

Taurus: brian when he’s hiding the weed in his pants // brian when he was explaining the elephant lamp

Gemini: claire and bender’s face when andrew was pulling food out from his lunch // allison wanting to move away from home and see the world

Cancer: the soft song that plays in the background when Andrew sees Allison’s makeover and melts the audience’s heart (love theme by Keith Forsey) // brian writing the essay for everyone to share

Leo: andrew having to deal with the pressure he faces from his coach, friends and father // andrew and allison having a moment about their parents

Virgo: when allison knows all of brian’s information because she stole his wallet // bender and allison calling claire a tease

Libra: brian, allison, claire and andrew covering for bender when he’s hiding under the table // bender falling through the roof of the library when escaping the broom closet

Scorpio: claire being conceited and brian calling her out // the horror in bender’s face when mr. vernon wants him to fight

Sagittarius: andrew protecting claire throughout the movie from bender // when brian starts to call andrew “andy”

Capricorn: when “don’t you forget about me” plays for the end of the movie // bender raising his fist in the air

Aquarius: claire kissing bender’s neck // when andrew starts laughing when brian said he had a flare gun

Pisces: brian having a fake ID so he can vote // allison and brian wanting to be friends even after detention

I feel like the Futurama writers should have capitalized on Fry being thrust “a 1000 years into the future” more often. There’s so much comedic potential in it, just imagine.

[when he first arrives in the future] “The year 3000!? …You mean I haven’t bathed in a thousand years? Oh, my God! Where’s the phone book, Ripley’s not gonna believe this!”


“My answer is the same as it was a thousand years ago: No, I do not want to join the Jehovah’s Witness.”


“Haven’t you heard of ‘respect your elders’? I’m a thousand years older then you! If I tell you to order pizza you’re answer should be ‘How high?’”

“Fry, that doesn’t make any sense.”

“Well, I’m sorry, Hermes. When you’ve lived a thousand years maybe you can decide whether or not my phrases make any sense. Until then-”

And then there are the rebuttals:

“You’re a thousand years old and you still don’t know how to tie your shoes? Really, meatbag?”

“Shut up, Bender.”


[Fry speaks]

“Says the person who hasn’t gotten laid in a thousand years.”

“Shut up, Bender.”


“Yeah, you don’t wanna get with him, lady. He’s a thousand year old senile. The forecast for the weather in his Netherlands is ‘2.3 inches of poor performance, 100% chance of disappointment.’” 

“Shut UP, Bender!”

Bender before Fry: suicidal, lonely, hates humans and wants them dead.
Leela before Fry: apathetic, low self esteem, stuck in a dead end life.

Bender and Leela like 5 hours after meeting Fry: 🚀🚀🚀👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 Never Been M౦re Alive!!!🚀🚀🚀👀 ✔✔10/10 ✔✔ Blessed™✔✔🚀🚀🚀👀👌 I’m Walking On Sunshine 👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 🚀🚀🚀

taako and lup were taught earthbending by their aunt until she died and they started wandering as vagrants. they ended up in one of those fire nation controlled towns where earthbenders are rounded up and they get caught. they didn’t know lup was the avatar until she gets so angry that she busts some fire fists on those dudes. 

lup still isn’t convinced bc they never knew their parents maybe they had one earthbender and one firebender? surely they would know who the avatar was and come pluck them from their dreary childhood if she was. meanwhile taako is so fucking excited about how his sister is the coolest person in the whole world


frender is great!! frender is great!!

(pls… do not tag fry as kin/me)

Bender’s favorite flavor of any food is orange because they always remind him of Fry’s hair, and, in turn, Fry himself. Orange sherbet, orange popsicles, orange crush, carrots.

As long as it’s orange he’ll eat it, and as long as Fry’s around he’ll pretend he can taste and compare it to Fry in a complimentary fashion just because he can.

Fry realized what Bender was doing when he ate an orange jalapeño pepper and said that it was “very sweet, which is always great, like me, Bender, but not as sweet as waking up to the sight of your meatbag face every day. Even if you sometimes drool on me in your sleep.”

Fry thinks he’s the luckiest guy in the world.


Stereographic photographs showing the house of the Bender Family as well as an excavated grave where the family buried its victims.

The Benders became known as the ‘Bloody Benders’ because of the face that collectively they were a group of serial killers who are thought to be responsible for at least 11 murders. They would prey on wealthy travellers who would be invited into their home for a place to stay or a warm meal. The traveller’s back would be placed against a canvas wall in the seat of honour at the table, and when the time was right the traveller would be struck over the head with a hammer, before having his throat slit.

The body would then be dragged behind the canvas, stripped, and thrown into the cellar where it would be stored until the Benders were ready to bury their victim somewhere on their property.

anonymous asked:

calm down just because fry and bender are good friends doesn't mean they're gay omf

hey guys i don’t know why, but all of a sudden i want to start a game where each of us reblog with a picture of some of our favorite frender moments. its just pure and sudden inspiration. i’ll start:


Futurama Appreciation Week

Day one, favorite character:  Bender Bending Rodriguez

Sorry, buddy. I too know what it’s like to have a dream I’ll never achieve.

daziy  asked:

Have you ever done the batfam as benders in the Avatar world?

actually, @littleamericanduck and I threw around this AU for a while (Bren I still have those conversations in my inbox) which was great fun so I’ll just pull the basics from that. We kept everything the same: Gotham, the technology just… some people have bending.

Bruce- Non-bender but an expert fighter. I read an AMAZING ATLA fic where there was this fighter who was an expert in all 4 bending styles without any bending and that’s what I picture B as. He goes out and does the whole ‘justice things’ using all sorts of bending moves and other techniques without any ability. Still kick-ass and very frustrated with his crazy bending children. All the kids specialize in their area but are taught all styles but B.

Alfred- Bren and I talked about this, I was really taken by the idea of firebending Alfred. He was a warrior and a hotshot back in the day and was content to spend his days using his abilities to only light candles. But once he got drafted into Bruce’s war on crime, well old habits die hard. Taught B a lot of his moves and how to disarm benders. Helped Jason control his fire when he first came. A warm, gentle presence most of the time but the sparks fly when his family tries his very generous patience.

Dick- Everyone wants to say air but, to me, Dick has all the traits of a waterbender: calm but persistant, able to divert and adapt, both a calming presence and a cold storm so Dickie is a waterbender. Bruce had no idea what to do with this kid and his insane magic water (maybe the Grayson’s were a bending troupe? That’d be cool) so he trains him. An immensely skilled bender in costume, downplays his bending in public. Learned mostly from B but also trained with other masters. Also his escrima sticks are frozen ice sticks that he can use and bend and it’s hella cool just imagine.

Jason- firbender, no surprise. Used it harshly and dirtily as a child, never really took the time to master it or his emotions so his fire was imprecise and all over the place. Bruce and Alfie helped to tame the fire in him so it obeyed him and he became quite adept with it. Still too harsh for B’s tastes and a few too many criminals got nasty burns. Jay was burned and blown up in the warehouse which gave him seriously problems when he came back. He had a hard time conjuring his fire bc he kept seeing the fires that killed him. Spent years training in non-bending combat liek B to compensate so Red Hood was truly anoymous until he struck until instinctually with one of Alfred’s moves. Now that he’s closer in the fam, learning to be comfortable with his bending again and reign in his ever present temper which was only exacerbated by the Pit.

Babs- Non-bender like B, Dick used to look down on her for it but Barb quickly put the wtaerbender in his place. Basically everything is the same except she has to deal with water all over her apartment and singe marks on her walls and wind constantly in her face and dirt everywhere. She and B commiserate together.

Cass- I’m not sure, I’m tempted to say chi blocking non-bender again who was honed by Cain to be a fighting machine capable of taking down basically everyone but also i kind of like the idea of her being a waterbender too but, like Tim, was discouraged from using it. She later develops this ability with Dick but still doesn’t use it much, only when she feels comfortable. Either way, she’s a chi-blocker and will not hesitate to fuck up her brothers and temporarily paralyze them or take their bending. They fear her for this but also so much love and respect.

Tim- Hear me out, airbender Tim. Light hearted but a bit detached from the world, calm but hiding a tempest within, rather avoid and evade conflict, outthink rather than outfight. Airbenders are super rare, not found in families but just popping up out of nowhere in families. The Drakes are a prominant non-bending family and thought bending was “beneath” Tim so they didn’t register him. Hid his abilities out of shame for years, even from Bruce when he first became Robin. But he could only hide it so long before it came out. Bruce trained Tim then sent him off to prominant airbenders to teach him to love his bending. Not as flashy as the others, uses it precisely (lightly avoid attacks, push/pull things) but he is also capable of immense storms when prompted.

Steph- Earthbender hella, strong, stubborn and dependable. Because she’s a bender things vigilanting will be easy but Tim quickly proves her wrong. Still he takes the time to train her in what B taught him, secretly confides in his airbending abilities before anyone else. Despite being opposite elements, they get on super well complimenting each other’s movements. Studies bending on her own, takes classes and improves thanks to Tim’s help. B is still annoyed but eventually gives her better training as Robin. She’s still sloppy, doesn’t always take her abilities seriously but she’s always there to back people up, steady and immovable like the earth.

Dami- Also an earthbender. I can see the Al Ghul family being this intense earthbending dynasty, connected to the earth and desiring to spare it from modern society. Bruce again doesn’t know how to deal with this child with his abilities so he doesn’t. Dick steps up to the plate and mentors Damian. Dami had only know hard, unyielding earth but now gets to know cool waters and forgiving waves. Unconsciously adjusts his earthbending style with more waterbending techniques to create a unique, powerful style. Also bonds with Steph over being the only two earthbenders and part of his antagonism with Tim is the difference in the opposing elements.

It’s a fun AU, I still think my favorite part though is all the kids, one of each element like to band together and pretend someone is the avatar. One time they schemed together and made it look like Batman was bending all four elements and you bet at least 3 villains collapsed and crime went down to nothing for about a week. Jason is still laughing his ass off over it.

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