because I thought Five Love Scenes

Shit Said/Done In My Theatre Class Starters
  • “[Name], you’re a Jewish butcher, not an Italian chef. Please stop with the accent… it’s not even close.”
  • “Will you stop fondling your nipples in class, it’s making me uncomfortable.”
  • “STOP DARING HIM TO EAT THINGS HE SHOULDN’T BE EATING.”
  • “…did you just eat part of the broom?”
  • *aggressively twerks on partner while singing a love ballad*
  • “Why is Cinderella’s prince some kind of BDSM dominatrix?”
  • “Sorry, I didn’t mean to stab you in the cooch like that.”
  • “WAIT, I THOUGHT IT WAS HUNCHBACK WHALE, NOT HUMPBACK WHALE!”
  • “WAIT, CAN I PLEASE USE A BOWSTAFF???”
  • “This is an early 20th century Jewish village in antisemitic Russia… so wearing sexy lingerie is out of the question for the dream scene.”
  • “Can we do Newsies, because I will cross-dress to play Medda. I don’t care if I’m half Puerto Rican, male, and six-foot-five, I’ll do it.” 
  • “I WANNA BE THE ASS’ ASS!”
  • “Stop trying to shove her off of the top of the set, I don’t want to fill out the paperwork.”
  • “I can’t concentrate on my lines when he is gyrating his dick into my bellybutton!”
  • “Stop spanking him with the whip, this isn’t a sex dungeon, it’s a wedding in fifteenth century Italy.”
  • “Please stop whipping your princess, that’s not how you win her heart.”
  • “Can I body slam you during our scene? I’ll try to keep from breaking your spine.”
  • “*in a sweet voice* If one more of you little shits touches the completed bios, I will have to cut off your dicks and feed them to you. If you do not have a penis, I will just slice off your nipples.”
  • “SOMEONE HELP ME CHANGE THE SCENE TO THE BAR OR I’LL BEAT YOU WITH THE WEDDING CANOPY”
  • “Why am I always the slut?”
  • “I like how no matter what, I always get the part of either the weird guy or the drunk.”
  • “What the fuck, why is my name Gretchen???”
  • “Fuck you too bitch, I’m a sexy-ass goddess!”
  • “Look at all these bitches”
  • “STOP DICKING AROUND ON THE LADDER BEFORE YOU FALL AND BREAK SOMETHING OR SOMEONE!”
  • “Where is my child…”
  • *punches a man in the face while holding a two year old* 
  • “Okay… Can you not slap your sister with a broom?”
  • *steals a stool by shoving it into over-sized handbag* 
  • “The kiss looks like he’s a dementor trying to suck out her soul, and she’s just letting it happen.”
  • “Oh my god I look like a motherfucking princess”
  • “When I am tired of my job, I am going to put on the show American Idiot and go out with a bang.”
  • “Shit, I forgot to make the exit wound on my face!”
  • “If you hit that buzzer one more time, I’m going to beat you both!”
  • *accidentally turns the gyro-ball lights during a sad ballad*
  • “We can’t figure out the gunshots, so just go hit the set with a hammer six times.”
  • “ALL I WANT IS MY FUCKING STEAK SANDWICHES AND TWELVE COFFEES, I DON’T WANT TO GET PULLED INTO THIS MURDER SHIT”
  • “We’ve apparently got some 1940′s orgy to get back to, so… got to go.”
  • “STOP KICKING A HOLE IN THE WOODEN BOXES, WE USE THOSE FOR SHOWS”
  • “So no one go into the room for a little while… we might have tried to spray paint the backdrop and the fumes are so bad I think I might be high.”
  • “Why on earth would you spray pepper spray into the air right before a show?!?”

Okay here’s my five cents on Jared Leto as The Joker (i’m not going into spoiler territory, don’t worry)

From what very little we saw of him - I thought he was fantastic. It was NOTHING like Heath Ledger’s version (which I am so happy about, even though i love Ledger’s version). It was not like Jack Nicholson. It was not like Mark Hamill - it was his own thing. And I give him a lot of props for that

Do I wish we could have had more than five freaking minutes? Yes. Do I understand that the movie is not about him, it’s about the Squad so cutting some scenes made sense? Yes. Do I think Jared Leto got screwed over because of how much effort he put into the scenes that got cut? YES.

That really just sucks. And I hope that this incident does not discourage him from playing Mr. J in other DCEU movies (coz it’s a multiple movie deal). Because he was fantastic.

There were two scenes in particular that really stuck out for me. It’s the one where you see him laughing in the circle of knives and weapons and shit. And the one at the chemical place (these aren’t spoilers, it’s in the trailer). It’s really subtle (okay not so much the knife circle thing) but he portrays a lot of emotions in one simple facial expression. It’s really interesting and engaging.

All I’m trying to say is - for a brief introduction/teaser for the DCEU Joker, Jared Leto was great. But… do us, and him, a favour, marketing people? DON’T. DO. THIS. SHIT. AGAIN! PROMOTING HIM AS ONE OF THE MAIN PARTS - I GET THAT JOKER IS ICONIC BUT THAT PROMOTION WAS FUCKING RIDICULOUS IF HE’S ONLY GONNA BE IN IT FOR LESS THAN TEN MINUTES!

One final thing - there is a line he says that really sounds like a certain OUAT villain…”desire becomes surrender, surrender becomes power”… also, another sounds like James Woods!Hades and that was really fun XD

For a new portrayal of one of my top 5 favourite characters - it was a great teaser and I want more… more… more… MORE!! <3

bi question/gay reaction

I love this little signifier of their sexualities in TSoT headbanz scene.

I had wondered why is this funny to Sherlock?  He may not know who Madonna is but he does eventually answer, ‘yes’, so why the giggling?  Seems like a five-year old’s sense of humour until I thought about the sexual subtext:

John is the most attractive human to Sherlock.  Sherlock has never been attracted to any woman, ever.  Even the woman, who was special, was special because he considered that he might be attracted to her but still wasn’t.  So, for him the idea that John, someone he’s super attracted to could be in the subset of people to whom he’s never attracted seems super funny to him.  i.e. you’re obviously not a woman, I want to fuck you.

To John, however, this question, as a bisexual, is so reasonable that he doesn’t change his demeanour, even after Sherlock’s laughter, he is steadfast in the validity of that question.  Because to him, that’s the most perfectly legit question: I’m attracted to you, are you a man or a woman?  

Sherlock, seeing his face stay the same, quickly pulls himself together and gets serious.  He doesn’t want to disrespect what John’s question means for him, even though it’s not how things are for Sherlock, himself.

So, yeah, the giggles: not just some immature grade school logic but Sherlock’s own thoroughly gay logic.  

And the question: not just some needless add-on but essential to who John is, as well.

SCIRA SHIPPERS.

I should remind y'all that Scott forehead kisses are the equivalent to ‘I love you so much’ and I want y'all to relish that moment, relish it because I always kind of thought that Scott doesn’t really love Kira “like that” but this scene makes it so official, like even more than his verbal 'I love you’ because that was like… I can’t put it into words, but it was a beautiful moment and I am clapping so hard for you guys as I slowly walk onto the Scira ship.

As a random side note, I am so ready for Kira to “lose it” as the trend said, though I view it more as Kira doing what she should’ve been doing a season ago, aka being a butt kicking kitsune girl who almost chops people in half like did y'all see that Kira fans? Did you see Queen Kira put in work these past two episodes?

All of my wishes for Kira’s character have been granted in these last two episodes. I am so fulfilled.