Okay, but… Vampires on tumblr with aesthetic blogs. And not just gore or creepy aesthetic blogs, either.
Vampires who’ve got to count every grain of rice if you spill it on the floor having a blog that’s entirely pictures of things fitting into other things in an aesthetically pleasing manner.
Vampires who grew up in a decade of the last century reblogging nostalgia stuff about that decade, and, conversely, laughing at ‘90s kid nostalgia because the ‘90s were terrible.
Vampire children with blogs where they reblog nothing but toys or pastel aesthetic.
Vampires who are into fandom and somehow have a lot of time on their hands to make cool edits, which are nearly always posted in the dead of night and then reposted as part of their queue.
Vampires who have secret sideblogs with nothing on them but pictures of sunrises and sunsets.