beaver hunt

     I bought the book Nikon D3100 For Dummies because I’m trying to learn some stuff about my camera but I don’t want anyone to see me reading it because when you’re reading any of the For Dummies books in public you might as well be wearing a big red nose and clown shoes. So I covered the book with a paper bag circa Junior High School 1982 and now when I read my book in public nobody knows that I’m an idiot who reads For Dummies books, instead they think I’m a pervert reading Beaver Hunt.