beauty and life

anonymous asked:

I used to be a medical receptionist, & people brought us food all the time (really for the doctors, but they shared.) One day someone brought us a box of mini-bundt cakes (!!!). I mused aloud, "Hmm, I wonder what the etymology of bundt is?" One doc just stared at me. The other asked, "What's an etymology?" And that was the moment I realized I had to quit my job. P.S. bundt = German "Bundt" (tie together) + "Kuchen" (cake)

GIRLS LIKE U:

HERE’S THAT MINHYUK SMUT NO ONE ASK FOR… 

OKAY BUT I HAVE LIKE A FINAL, A 6 PAGE PAPER AND SHIT TON OF HW AND YOU KNOW WHAT MY HOE ASS DID ? WROTE THIS BULLSHIT AFTER BEING EMO FOR BLACK BEAR AND CARRIE UNDERWOOD FOR 3 HOURS …

ENJOY THIS RIDICULOUSLY LONG STORY :3 

A/N:ALSO SHOUT OUT TO MY HOME GIRL @kinkybangtan​ #YOUTHEREALMVP

TYPE: HELLA SMUT BC LEE MINHYUK DOES THINGS TO ME

WORD COUNT: 3.5 K (SORRY NOT SORRY)

CHARACTERS: LEE MINHYUK X Y/N (FT.KIHYUN,WONHO AND CHANGKYUN  BC I’M UNLOYAL AF)

SUMMARY: “SHE HAD THE LOOKS, HE HAD THE MANSION AND YOU CAN FIGURE OUT THE REST” I SUCK AT SUMMARIES ALSO I JUST LIKE THAT LINE

“Are you sure they’re gay?” I ask aloud “No one that hot is straight” Cahngkyun replies taking my tray and wiping down the stray sparkling liquid off its brown surface…. “True” I reply tapping my foot to the thumping music while I wait for my tray … “This is the second bottle they’ve gone through tonight” I muse looking at my waiter wallet once more to verify my orders for the night… “Yah! If they’re paying, let them clean out the bar” … I eye Kihyun my bottom lip jutting out into my signature pout… “Yah! Maybe you’ll finally pay me” I say in mock offense… Kihyun eyes me wearily and I break my composure giggling loudly enough for the people at the other end of the island bar turn to look at me…. he smirks and tosses a bright neon straw at me… the neon yellow plastic tumbles to the floor…. “Children!”Changkyun chastises… he hands me the tray and I pile it high with alcohol and finger foods before disappearing once more into the crowds of party goers and creeps…

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