K: Easy love. Wrong time, wrong place, wrong equipment
K: Just know that if Tyler was still sired to me, he never would have hurt you. I wouldn’t have let him.
K: Caroline, you’re beautiful. But if you don’t stop talking, I will kill you.
K: And how am I doing?
C: You’re perfect. Which is so beyond annoying I can’t even look at you.
K: Easy love, you’re making a scene
C: How did I become the bad guy?
K: Let’s get you a drink. I’ll tell you all about being the bad guy.
C: Would you ever take it?
K: Now why would I want to cure myself of being the most powerful creature on the planet?
C: So there’s not one single moment in your whole life where you want to be human?
(later on) K: I never answered your question if I’d ever thought about being human. Once, I was on a trek in the Andes and a hummingbird flew up to me and just hovered there staring at me. Its tiny heart was pattering like a machine gun. And I thought—what a thing, you know? To have to work that hard every day just to stay alive, to be constantly on the verge of death and how satisfying every day must be that it survived. And that’s the only time I thought about being human.
K: Life used to be a lot easier. Don’t you miss the days of being chair of the Mystic Falls beautification committee, and the director of the policeman’s yearly raffle…?
C: Is that my Miss Mystic application? Where did you get that?
K: When I am chosen, I intend to redefine excellence. Now I’m really enjoying your use of when here. It’s very confident.
K: And above all I promise to aspire, inspire and perspire. Obviously we found a shortage of words ending in spire.
C: Very funny. It’s hilarious.