beautiful rule breaking moth

girlfriend just delivered me a box of candy canes and here is my new personality test to replace MBTI or astrology or whatever

  • the Cruncher: you start at the hook end and chew your candy cane to pieces. you are forthright and impatient. behind your back people call you an asshole, but lovingly. how do you cope with that much hard candy stuck in your teeth.
  • the Snapper: you start at the hook end and snap off bite-sized pieces, eating each piece before you unwrap the next segment. you are life’s natural planner. so orderly you probably use colour-coded excel spreadsheets for your groceries. you never forget to do all that seasonal cleaning apartment therapy tells me to do and i never do. like dusting your baseboards. you probably do that.
  • the Unwrapper: you start at the long end and unwrap the whole thing so you can clutch it stickily in your bare hands. you beautiful rule-breaking moth. nobody should touch a candy cane with their bare fingers. what is wrong with you.
  • the Shiv: you start at the long end and suck it into the deadliest seasonal weapon. you definitely have siblings. probably you were raised in a household where weapons as toys were discouraged. probably you’re also kind of awkwardly masochistic.

side note. if you like the fruit flavoured candy cane better than the peppermint one, you’re wrong. straight-up just wrong.

  • nina: oh inej, you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby
  • nina: oh inej, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • nina: inej, you tricky minx!
  • nina: oh inej, you beautiful spinster, i will find you love
  • nina: inej, you beautiful, tropical fish
  • nina: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox
  • nina: inej, you poetic and noble land mermaid
  • nina: oh inej ghafa, you perfect sunflower

I loved when Jughead referred to Betty as “our friendly neighborhood Hitchcock blond”

So now I just want Jughead to start talking about Betty the way that Leslie Knope talks about Ann Perkins

“Betty, you cunning, pliable, golden-haired sunfish.”

“Oh, Betty, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.”

“Betty, you’re a genius! Your brain is almost as perfect as your face.”

signs as Leslie Knope compliments
  • aries: you beautiful spinster
  • taurus: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • gemini: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
  • cancer: you beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby
  • leo: beautiful unicorn nurse  
  • virgo: you devious bastard
  • libra: you are the most beautiful glowing sun goddess ever
  • scorpio: you poetic, noble land-mermaid
  • sagittarius: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox
  • capricorn: you tricky minx
  • aquarius: you perfect sunflower 
  • pisces: you beautiful tropical fish
Compliments (Sirius Style)
  • Sirius: Oh, James, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.
  • Sirius: Oh, Remus, you beautiful, naive sophisticated newborn baby…
  • Sirius: Oh, Peter, you beautiful spinster. I will find you love.
  • Sirius: Lily, you are such a good friend, you’re a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox. Thank you, ox.
  • Sirius: Marlene, you poetic, noble land-mermaid.
  • Sirius: Alice, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish.

Besides their mutual obsession with waffles and hometown being in Indiana, I’m convinced that Eleven would start to use completely nonsense but totally adorable compliments for her friends like Leslie Knope does with Ann, y’know? Because she’s still learning how the English language works, sometimes she comes up with non-sequitur things like “Dustin, you beautiful tropical fish” “Mike, you’re a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox” “Lucas, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth” and the boys just go along with it because…heck, it’s El

  • Ferre: *breaks into science museum at night for fun*
  • Courf: u beautiful rule breaking moth
  • Isak: Sana, you beautiful tropical fish. You’re smart as a whip and you’re cool under pressure
  • Isak: Oh, Sana, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • Isak: I’ve said this to you before and I know it makes you uncomfortable, but you’re thoughtful, and you’re brilliant, and your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of the Norwegian melting pot
  • Isak: Sana, you’re a genius! Your brain is almost as perfect as your face
  • Isak: Oh, Sana. You beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby
  • Isak: Sana, you poetic, noble land-mermaid
Hamiton-Laurens letters be like
  • Alex: John, you beautiful tropical fish
  • Alex: John, you beatiful, rule-breaking moth
  • Alex: John, you cunning, pliable, chesnut-haired sunfish
  • Alex: John, you beautiful spinster, I will find you love
  • Alex: John, you poetic, noble land mermaid
  • Alex: You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox
  • Alex: John, you rainbow-infused space unicorn
The signs as Leslie Knope compliments
  • aries: tricky minx
  • taurus: poetic and noble land mermaid
  • gemini: cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
  • cancer: beautiful spinster
  • leo: beautiful tropical fish 
  • virgo: perfect sunflower
  • libra: beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby
  • scorpio: greatest human being ever invented
  • sagittarius: beautiful unicorn-nurse 
  • capricorn: beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox
  • aquarius: most beautiful, glowing, sun goddess ever
  • pisces: beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • The Sole Survivor: Oh, Preston. You beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby.
  • The Sole Survivor: Preston, you beautiful tropical fish.
  • The Sole Survivor: Oh, Preston, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.
  • The Sole Survivor: Preston, you are such a good friend; you’re a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox.
  • The Sole Survivor: Preston, you’re a genius! Your brain is almost as perfect as your face.
  • The Sole Survivor: Preston, you poetic, noble land-merman.
  • The Sole Survivor: Oh, Preston, you beautiful spinster. I will find you love.
Oh Patroclus, you beautiful tropical fish. You poetic, noble land mermaid. You beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox. You wild and crazy flower pot. You magnificent tree of life. You transcendent little seahorse. You clever, wonderful flying squirrel. You beautiful, rule-breaking moth. You barrel of monkeys…and kindness.
—  Achilles tbh
The signs as nicknames for ann perkins
  • Aries: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • Taurus: the greatest human being ever invented
  • Gemini: you tricky minx
  • Cancer: you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby
  • Leo: the smartest, most accomplished woman i know, and check out that bod
  • Virgo: a beautiful unicorn-nurse like yourself
  • Libra: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
  • Scorpio: you devious bastard
  • Sagittarius: you beautiful tropical fish
  • Capricorn: you poetic, noble land-mermaid
  • Aquarius: you beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox
  • Pisces: you perfect sunflower
  • Me: POE IS A GIFT FROM THE FUCKING GODS HE IS SO EPIC AND BRAVE AND STRONG HE'S THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR HE'S A DISNEY PRINCE BUT HE COULD PROBABLY DECAPITATE YOU ACTUALLY HE COULD KILL ANYBODY AND WALK AWAY LIKE THE BADASS HE IS
  • Me @me: shh please don't scream I know Poe is a beautiful, rule-breaking moth, but he is still a moth