Standing before me was the most beautiful man I’d ever seen. Everything about the stranger radiated sensual grace and ease. High Fae, no doubt. His short black hair gleamed like a raven’s feathers, off-setting his pale skin and blue eyes so deep they were violet, even in the firelight. They twinkled with amusement as he beheld me.
His clothes - all black, all finely made - were cut close enough to his body that I could see how magnificent he was. As if he’d been molded from the night itself.
I immediately felt compelled to give him the nine rupees I had in my wallet and say ‘you are the best looking fish i have ever seen so i think you deserve it and i was going to buy more arrows with this but whatever’ but decided against it. and then i started crying. i seriously cried for an hour. i ran to the Divine Beast Vah Ruta and came out later after kicking waterblight ganon’s ass and getting Mipha’s Grace and i was even more tired before. i was overtired and btw i am a gay Hylian champion called Link. i dont know why i cried because of that and he was better looking than all the fish id seen ever!