anonymous asked:

BTS members as 90s kid snacks? I think taehyung would be fun dip and someone should be a nerd rope...what do you think?

Taehyung: Fun dip. A mess! How the fuck did our parents let us eat that shit. It was just dipping sugar into pigmented sugar. Ew. Yum.

Yoongi: Warheads. He would want it that way.

Jin: Push Pop. Just…. long-lasting, sustainable sweetness. A lolli in a new innovative form. But boy did that shit get spitty. 

Namjoon: Nerd Rope. Ahead of its time. Looks weird, is weird, why did they do that. But kind of brilliant. In 200 years everyone will be living off of nerd ropes. You can quote me on that.

Jimin: Oreo O’s. Breakfast decadence. Literal cookies for breakfast. How did they let us do this?????????? Cookies for breakfast! Was this legal?

Hobi:  Go-gurt. It was like…. your parents trying to trick you into eating yogurt…. but you were like…. it’s fine dad I’m already here for it, you don’t have to try and make it cool, I was already gonna eat it, it’s fucking delicious, you… you don’t have to convince me. We both agree it’s a good thing. 

Jungkook: Gushers. Oh, a nice safe fruit snack, let me just WKAT THE FUCK

anonymous asked:

Where can I read good smallmarch fics???

THANK YOU for asking!

first i’m going to shamelessly self promote mine ;)

but anyway so the hunter’s heart (  is my absolute favorite smallmarch fic .it’s kinda a pwp, but it’s so soft and gentle and not too explicit… it’s perfect and beautifl and just. ahhh

hardly charming  ( is also absolutely wonderful. so fluffy and adorable! i love it!

a lovely evening ( is so good too.

uh yeah these are my top 3 smallmarch fics (there are only 8 works for them on ao3) and they’re all amazing so!! hope this helped :3