some exciting new cuddle positions inspired by the harry potter series:
- the lethifold - cover partner’s body with as much of yours as possible. any suffocation is entirely accidental.
- the grindylow - it doesn’t matter the actual cuddle position as long as you grab your partner bruisingly tight and proceed to bite them until they can break your hold
- the pygmy puff - look at partner as endearingly as possible and snuggle in charmingly
- the flobberworm - cuddle position does not change as flobberworms don’t do much of anything
- the hippogriff - draw away and evaluate partner’s worthiness as cuddle buddy; if they pass muster you may deign to let them snuggle you
- the giant squid - no cuddling, because it’s the only one, it is alone like you