beaujolras

some exciting new cuddle positions inspired by the harry potter series:

  • the lethifold - cover partner’s body with as much of yours as possible. any suffocation is entirely accidental.
  • the grindylow - it doesn’t matter the actual cuddle position as long as you grab your partner bruisingly tight and proceed to bite them until they can break your hold
  • the pygmy puff - look at partner as endearingly as possible and snuggle in charmingly
  • the flobberworm - cuddle position does not change as flobberworms don’t do much of anything
  • the hippogriff - draw away and evaluate partner’s worthiness as cuddle buddy; if they pass muster you may deign to let them snuggle you
  • the giant squid - no cuddling, because it’s the only one, it is alone like you
  • micaela:courfeyrac like legit cries at the birth; combeferre wells up
  • beau:they decorate a nursery together
  • micaela:courf trying to put together a crib (combeferre takes over that project)
  • micaela:grantaire and feuilly paint a mural on one wall
  • beau:and feUIILY
  • beau:PAINTERS
  • beau:i'm upset
  • beau:a one-of-a-kind-piece, just for isabelle
  • beau:enjolras proposes it be something moving and triumphant
  • beau:courf turns to him like
  • beau:this is a BABY'S ROOM
  • micaela:im cry
  • micaela:there is a reason enjolras is never a father
  • beau:"don't you dare try to recruit my child to your causes, she is a precious pearl and i don't want her getting into any fights"
  • beau:"you did"
  • beau:" that's why i am her DAD"
  • micaela:boys in two-tone leggings and doublets
  • beau:WAILS AT
  • micaela:boys carousing about at night
  • micaela:leonardo da vinci having a hardcore boner for enjolras's hair
  • beau:are you trying to murder me
  • micaela:boys at mass in the duomo on easter
  • beau:i dont like you go away
  • beau:take these feelings
  • beau:gO
  • micaela:boYS CLIMBING IN THE UNFINISHED SCAFFOLDING OF THE DUOMO TO WATCH THE SUNSET
  • beau:ENJOLRAS STUDYING THE GREAT GREEK PHILOSOPHERS
  • beau:GRANTAIRE BEING PARTIAL TO PLATO HIMSELF
  • micaela:BOYS ON A TRIP TO GREECE FOR EDUCATION
  • beau:nnnnnoOOOOOOOO
  • micaela:boys comparing brocades and velvets
  • micaela:courf sporting slashes
  • beau:jesus christ
  • micaela:boys going to rome to benefit from the ruins
  • micaela:boys somewhat-illegally exploring the domus aurea
  • micaela:to look at the frescos
  • micaela:boys in reALLY DEEPLY STUPID HATS
  • me:nobody better embalm me and doll me up all nice so people i never liked can come cry over me no burn me to bits and then throw a party what if they give some shitty speech about my wonderful life fuck that shit
  • beau:you know what you need?
  • beau:*a speaker for the dead*
  • me:I'M STRAIGHT-UP GONNA PUNCH YOU