There’s a new Dream Eater called Beatalike and it’s a skateboarding elephant wearing a beanie I’m weak
My name is Alex, I am an orphan. I'm going to America to gain a fortune. And I don't know it yet, but I will become a decorated war vet. I'll have a wife, kids, and a scandal; hopefully it's not too much for my wife to handle. And though my son will die before I do, he won't have to try that hard to... Blow us all away. And one day, my lovely wife and the love of my life, (though it may be gory) will tell my story.