beasts of the souther wild

My daughter lost her mind on Oscar night when we were watching. She was like ‘There’s a 9-year-old?! There’s a 9-year-old?!’ I was like, ‘Let it go. Step away.’ I made her write up a poll for everyone who came to our Oscar party: ‘Should Alice be allowed to be in movies?’ And I was the only person that said no. She was like, ‘See!’ I was like, ‘Unfortunately for you, I am the only vote that counts.’