beastmaster 2: through the portal of time

  • ghost haunting me: so my idea for this movie is this person who can talk to animals winds up in some real shit
  • ghost haunting me: waaaaay beyond regular "can talk to animals" problems kinda shit
  • ghost haunting me: like they get shot through a time warp that takes them to the modern day
  • ghost haunting me: and they have to stop a bomb from destroying all of the west coast of america
  • ghost haunting me: really think outside of the standard fantasy box of stories
  • me: that's literally just beastmaster 2: through the portal of time
  • ghost haunting me: what
  • ghost haunting me: no it isn't
  • LATER, ON WIKIPEDIA
  • ghost haunting me: well fuck me