beast speaking japanese

  • Beast Boy: So, here we are... officially on a date. Romantical date…
  • Raven: Yes, we are. No longer just colleagues... Dating. [pause] You got a haircut. It looks nice.
  • Beast Boy: Oh, thanks. You also got a haircut... At some point in your life, I’m sure, that’s not your baby hair. That would be crazy. But, uh, you look very nice.
  • Raven: Domo Arigato.
  • Beast Boy: Do you speak Japanese?
  • Raven: No.
  • Beast Boy: Oh. Uh... Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward.
  • Raven: Yeah, me too.
  • Beast Boy: How do we make it not weird?
  • Raven: I know - let’s just get super drunk.
  • Beast Boy: Yes! Great idea! [to the waitress] Ma'am, could you please bring us four kamikaze shots?
  • Raven: And four for me as well.
  • Beast Boy: Ah, I like your style. See, we can do this. We’re back on track. We’re keeping it light and breezy!
  • [cut to them in bed together]
  • Beast Boy: So, we broke a rule.
  • Raven: Yeah. I hope it wasn’t a mistake.
  • Beast Boy: Is “I hope it wasn’t a mistake,” the title of your sex tape? [gasps] Title of our sex tape!