beast is the best

anonymous asked:

Hi Newt! What was your time at Hogwarts like? Did you get in trouble a lot (pre expulsion)? And if so, what for?

Trouble?  No, no trouble.  I was a model student.  Never got in trouble for wandering in forbidden areas, or for keeping too many puffskeins in my dormitory.  

Or for breeding nifflers in the greenhouse planter boxes.  Charming a bully’s robes orange.  Attempting to keep a pixie from a Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson.  Falling asleep in the owlery and missing classes.    Using a tickling charm on a friend during exams.  Pocketing a hedgehog from Charms class.

So you know, best behaviour only.

Fandom Letter:  Newt Scamander: Wants to become friends.

      H-Hello. I know I most likely ran up to you, said this was for you and just walked away.It’s just most people don’t like me anyways so I wanted to give it to you before you tried to make me go away. I apologize for that but um, I have seen you around and wanted to try and become what happens when two people talk to one another, have the same interests, then know each other for a long time.. In other words I am trying to ask, would you consider being a friend of mine? I know you went to Hogwarts too for I always saw you spending time alone and in the courtyard reading about mythical creatures too. I know you are in the ___ house and I also like the way you talk to people, um. I also like the way you smile and laugh. I’m sorry I just haven’t really ever tried to make another friend before except for once but that is a story for another time.  I’m sorry, I just would love to get to know you better. Did you know that most creatures are not ad dangerous as people think? They are very friendly most of the time, and are just like us but have the bodies of animals and sorts.  I also think they tend to be much more intelligent than most witches and wizards, of course not any more smart than you from what I can tell! You probably could out smart most of them and um, I-, what I am trying to say is would you like to have some tea with me and we can chat more in person? I hope you don’t mind but we could have tea in the garden with the Bowtruckle’s, don’t worry they are very friendly!  I hope to get to talk to you soon.
-From maybe your newest friend,
Newt Scamander 

// As always, please feel free to reblog and share this! I hope this was ok and fun to read! Sorry this was so short. >.<   Also Newt is just to good for this world,ok? ok.  ALSO if you want to be tagged in the fandom letters, please just ask! Thank you so much!


If a Houndour is considered as… “Man’s Best Friend..” then is that beast that Gladion owns considered as a… “Man-made Best Friend”?

Rayquaza go to sleep or something. That was horrid.

Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.