bears hat

anonymous asked:

buck if the avengers were animals what animals would they be???? thank you

i assume you mean based on personality, and not which avengers have been turned into which animals lately.
what has happened to my life that that is even a question i have to ask??

anyway, steve would be a dog. everyone is right on the money on that one; hed be big, fluffy, loyal as hell, appetite the size of rhode island and love to play fetch. and also have the bite power to sever a mans hand if he was so inclined. you would trust him with a baby but also to eat the face off anyone who threatened that baby. well. maybe not EAT. he does have SOME standards. theoretically.

tony would be a raven. reputation associated with death, but personality of a class clown–likes pranks, messing with people, and trying new stuff. dedicated to family and intelligent as hell. chatty. tool user. did you know ravens can people-talk? if they couldnt, im sure tony would figure out how anyways.

nat would be a swan. beautiful, graceful, but at the top of the do-not-fuck-with list in most animals books. mates for life and more loyal than you would think, with a take no shit and no prisoners attitude. i have a healthy terror of swans, as does any sane human being.

clint would also be a dog, but not like steve. hed be one of those scrappy little terrier mutts that descend from a working breed that are supposed to do things like kill rats. just as loyal and smart and fun-loving as the big guys, but makes up for lack of size with pure tenacity. and so scruffy its cute.

bruce would be an elephant. smart and social, with strong emotional bonds, generally calm and compassionate, but never something you want to be standing in front of when it gets pissed. also really enjoys peanuts?

thor would be a lion. content to chill out most of the time, and more social than most cats, but also totally down to throw down on a moment’s notice. pretty smart but not somebody you ever wanna cross. majestic as anything. 

i would be a bear. likes a lot of food in large quantities, and i would love to sit in a river and let dinner fling itself into my mouth. asleep like half of the time. big and badass but generally pretty chill, and smarter than you might think. also a faster runner than you might expect (that’s not really about me, bears can just run at like 35 mph which is a thought to keep you up at night.) and if theres one thing everyone knows about bears, it is that you do not mess with what they are protecting.
also they are opposed to forest fires?? not sure what that has to do with anything, but i guess i can get behind it

Blue Bear: 

Real Name: Unknown

 Age: Unknown 

 Height: 5'3 

 Weight: 100 lb 

Species: Eldritch Demon

Origin: Blue bear was summoned by Dr. Lacertilia in a failed attempt to induce a strong demonic alias to help take over the world. 

 When summoning a demon, one must be very cautious of the effects it has on other people. Dr. L failed to realize and in doing so she caused herself temporary madness and messed up the ritual.

A short and gray Eldritch appeared with no apparent memory of where they came from or who they were. 

 Also, they were completely naked. 

 Because of this, Dr. Lacertilia in a flustered act grabbed the first piece of clothing she could find (which happened to be a blue bear onesie) to cover the demon. 

 This immediately caused it to look at itself in a compelling, confused way, but it became painfully obvious to him that he was a bear. 

 Personality: Blue bear is a kind and loving companion who likes nothing more than to give hugs. Because that’s what bears do right?

 Blue bear also likes to clean and play with the Doctor even though she always seems to be so busy. 

 Blue bear is usually never frowning unless induced by turbulence’s crazy antics. 

 A set of rules the house holds in regards to blue bear: 

  •  Treat blue bear with respect as he is family. 
  •  Do not set him on fire (mostly for turbulence) 
  •  Do not reference anything to him about the lab incident. 
  •  Absolutely DO NOT attempt to remove his hoodie. 
  •  Make sure he is fed and cleaned daily or he will get grumpy. (He cannot be anything other than happy for many circumstances) 
  •  If he hugs you return a hug back. 

 Facts no one knows about him: 

  • He was an incredibly evil Eldritch in his other dimension before he was summoned (Almost an exact replica of Black Hat)
  • He can talk but he himself is not aware
  •  He has the power to destroy every living thing on the planet and more.
  • His memory will eventually come back to him in time.
Credit to @oh-flug for helping me with his bio

Day 634—

I am now considered a member of the mining crew, with any luck they will make me foreman. The riches of St. Petersburg awaits. Perhaps I will buy a silk tophat?


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