beardless!!

why the fuck are people STILL putting their ideas for fictional stories involving dwarves and the beardlessness of lady dwarves on my post i dont fucking CARE i didnt ask for your fucking stupid story jesus christ i just think its stupid that girl dwarves dont have beards in lots of stories and i think there should be more girl dwarves with beards. i dont careeeeeeeee about anything else

you’re not as brave as you were at the start

adam driver and oscar isaac: show up to zoolander 2 premiere clean shaven
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