beard situation

  • everyone: the prince's beast growl
  • me: the prince in full black swan makeup

Except for the few, adorable moments he dedicated to kids, he walked that red carpet as if there was fire burning under his feet. Of all people, he had Simon Jones attached to his hip the entire time and that was only part of the horrible company he had to endure throughout the evening. And yet no Danielle, who’d be always so very willing, alongside him. Beautiful, but tense, dedicated to nicest fans but mostly detached, he might have nothing to promote but a dubious girl band project coming up and yet he could have made a good use of such a fitting opportunity to bask a bit in the spotlight, get a little more attention, spread his enthusiasm about his personal and professional moves. Instead he ran faster than Forrest Gump, chose not to discuss anything of what is publicly associated with him at the moment. Why? Is he as private and shy as Danielle shielding the wrong side of her face from the mean mean paps? 

One day it’ll end, but today isn’t obviously that day. And calling that a happy, free, willing Louis is like attending a Donald Trump convention and judging him a wise, competent, upright person.

anonymous asked:

I just had a crazy thought! What if D or C were the ones sending the really insightful anon asks coz they're trying to help us figure it out?! Heheh can you imagine! 😆

Anon, there is no doubt in my mind that at a minimum they read what we have to say. I would, wouldn’t you?  They want to know what we have figured out. And I am sure some of it, we have dead wrong and provide them with a good laugh. But I think we get a lot right and they really appreciate it,  If they didn’t want us to look closely, they would not drop hint after hint after hint. I still maintain Chris is the captain of this ship with his constant references to Darren, Von Beard, and their situation.

Do they send anons?  I certainly would not rule it out, but who knows?

Honestly daverezi is such a weird forced relationship like they were just friends who sent each other dumb comics its obviously a beard situation like neither of them is willing to admit how gay they are so in an act of desperation they date each other

anonymous asked:

This is just a guess but it looks like he trimmed his stache just a little bit but it could like you said just be the lighting. We will need to wait until we get a better snap. I still see the semi goatee though unfortunately.

the way it looks in the snap I don’t mind the goatee/beard situation but I need a better view but god bless the mustache being fixed

The way they see each other vs their secret reputations (For my fake suburban life au)

Jack – took an early retirement after winning big in vegas. Jack is a total sweetheart, he smiles and greets everyone in the morning, does woodwork in his open garage and is always offering to help out. Jack comes to check on anyone he hasn’t seen in a few days to make sure they are doing alright. He’s a big guy, might have managed intimidating if he could stop smiling but do not expect him to do well in a fight.  

The Beard - isn’t particularly secretive about his identity but the codename stuck. Specialised in driving/piloting, was a great strategist with an eye for back-up plans (..good to have in hairy situations..). The Beard had never been caught on a job, so was highly desired but very picky about who he worked with. He gave up the game when he got too tired of dealing with all the assholes who thought they were too clever to take advise from the getaway driver.

Geoff - Owns franchises overseas. Geoff cooks delicious food and borderline forces them all to eat it. He is often the instigator of group meetings and activities, and despite trying to deny it he mothers them all just as much as Jack. Geoff spends a lot of time trying to teach Gavin how to be a real boy, and ranting at Jack and Ryan about being the oldest people in the street. Can probably handle himself in a fight.  

Ramsey - was one of the founders of arguably the most successful gang in north america. After drifting out of the gang to do his own thing, Ramsey is basically royalty amongst criminals, and is known to be an excellent leader who’s ideas are both batshit crazy and almost always highly successful. While he is still friendly with some of the top gang leaders he retired after realising he wasn’t enjoying himself anymore.

Michael - Was a blue collar worker, into a bit of everything, until he came into a family windfall and quit. Short-tempered and loud, but quick to move on and laugh, with a surprisingly high tolerance level for Gavin’s bullshit. Has the best pool in the street and regularly gets drunk with Gavin and Geoff, or is dragged over to Rays for lads game night. Could absolutely hold his own in a fight, particularly after he inevitably takes offence.

Mogar - a freelancer, described as a force of nature, a wrecking ball of rage. He specialised in explosives, heavy weapons and his bare fists, and while he was the best at what he did he was equally well known for putting up with no bullshit. Regardless of who you were, if you fucked up he would absolutely let you know, loudly and with extreme prejudice. After finding himself in hot water again Mogar was tired of watching his own back and decided to get out while he still could.

Ray - Got his riches through a medical pay out, is both super chill and highly sarcastic. Very reluctant to do outdoorsy activities but he makes up for it by owning every console and game available. Would likely just lay down and die rather than even try to engage in a fight.

Brownman - Highly sought after sniper, an excellent shot and both willing and capable of getting into and out of difficult locations. More than decent at close range combat, especially for a sniper. Won’t get caught, won’t stir up trouble and won’t offer you his name. Got out of the business because he wanted to spend some time sleeping in, staying home and spending his money.

Ryan - Is a successful web developer who works from home. In the beginning he was polite but distant, pretty reluctant to engage with the others, but has since opened up and is now very friendly. Goes through more diet coke than any one person should and goes for a daily run at the crack of dawn. Physically intimidating but seems way too passive to fight, would probably panic in a combat situation.

Vagabond -  A mercenary with no face, no loyalties and no mercy. The vagabond is the monster under the bed for criminals around the world. He was feeling burned out, wanted to take a break from the job and reassess what he wanted.

Gavin - probably too young to have moved to America on his own, surprisingly sweet for a trust-fund baby, though just as disconnected from reality and naively privileged as you would expect from a kid with that much money to burn. He’s an irritation, too touchy, too invasive, rarely respects personal space, and way too endearing for such a menace.Weighs about 3 pounds and stands zero chance in any kind of fight, absolutely needs protection in a combat situation.

???
- With a reputation that has spread from Europe to America Gavin goes by a dozen code-names and is generally an absolute wildcard. Extraordinarily good hacker, but rarely content to stay out of the action, his talents are desirable enough for most to put up with the trail of chaos he leaves behind. Gavin is still doing some remote freelance hacking jobs, has some people back home who still work for him, but he’s taking a bit of a holiday to live like an american tv family.