Okay but Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker, the golden child of the Republic, falling in love with assassin Padmé who becomes a vigilante because she thinks the Jedi aren’t doing their jobs properly? Good stuff.
Poly Reaper76, Gabe and the S/O ganging up on Jack to get rid of that thing that died on his lip. (The mustache from the Daredevil skin.)
Poly Reaper76 fluff? Or fluff for Reaper and 76? (Let the old men be happy!)
It starts with Lena’s innocent
observation that he and Genji are the only men she’s never seen
with a beard. There’s silence as everyone in the room mentally
divides the Overwatch agents into those with a beard and those
without. And former Strike-Commander Morrison comes up as babyfaced
as the man who without his mask is still occasionally asked for his
ID when buying alcohol.
“It’s cause he can’t grow it.”
Gabriel says, their most recent ally and all too happy to throw Jack
under the bus. He’s still uncomfortable among the new agents, sticks
to Jack and you for the most part and otherwise pretends he’s a lot
more unaffected by teaming up with his former enemies than he really
“That’s a lie. He’s lying.”
Jack looks around the room, willing everyone to accept his
beard-growing skills. Tracer is doubtful, everyone else doesn’t
even pretend to believe him.
“Babe, you’ve been shaving your
smooth chin since our days in the SEP, you don’t fool me.”
Realising no one else will come to his
aid, Jack turns to you.
“You believe me. Right?”
It’s a bit of an asshole-ish thing to
do but instead of taking his side, you lean against Gabriel’s
chair, tracing his beard with the pad of your thumb.
“I don’t know. Seems strange you
never grew one. No shame in it if you can’t …”
“There’s probably pills for that.”
Gabriel throws in and cackles, tipping his head back to beg a kiss
“Maybe some stimulating cream.” you
add, grinning against his lips.
Jack huffs and leaves, finishing his
grand retreat with an ominous “Just you wait.”
Public Male Bonding. Over the weekend, a lucky fan met Richard Armitage, Lee Pace, and an unnamed friend while they were out midnight snacking on kebabs because why not.
According to Jessi, Lee didn’t agree to a pic because he’s shy. (which is Lee-speak for “No one’s supposed to know I’m in Berlin because as far as anyone knew, I’ve been filming my new movie in New York.”) Other than that, Jessi seemed to have a lovely encounter.
Um, okay, so Head Captain Yamamoto is old, right? And he's wearing a purple ribbon. So, like, maybe there's something there, where, like, he went to school with his high-school buddies that were dinosaurs. And his ribbon is purple. They're purple.
Oh, Hinamori, you're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault. You've never had to compensate for anything.
The rest of you ugly nerds need to give me some jokes stat.