bean spread

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This. Needs. To. Stop.
People are being rude and immature to Ben for absolutely no reason, it’s ridiculous. Ben loves what he does and loves stagedooring, but if the keeps going on I’m afraid that he’ll stop all together.
Ben doesn’t deserve this type of treatment. Please be kind. Let Ben know you love and appreciate him. Spread this around so everyone can see. Ben deserves all the respect in the world, especially when it comes to all he does for us. Let’s all attack the hate he gets with more love 💙💙

Thank you Ben for all you do. We love you.

(Also, thank you @/lucycaboosey on Twitter for letting me use her tweet on here)

TOPPDOGG DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER

Guys, let’s remember that they’re human too. After looking through the posts about Hansol and such, it just proves my point that he’s just like another person on this planet. A fucking human being. So everyone who’s saying shit on ToppDogg or any of the members, let’s just take a minute and consider their fucking feelings. Depression isn’t a fucking game, making memes out of Hansol is just being a dick. Let’s improve the atmosphere of this fandom by being as supportive as we could be ♡♡♡

Originally posted by thehjjxxn

three-step recipe for when you only have the energy to open a can

ingredients:

  • can of refried beans (if, like me, you’re vegetarian, make sure you’re buying the vegetarian variety)
  • tortilla

optional ingredients:

  • shredded cheese
  • lettuce
  • cooked meat
  • condiments

instructions:

  • open a can of refried beans.
  • open a package of tortillas.
  • use a spoon to scoop some beans onto the tortilla. spread the beans out and roll the tortilla up. consume.

you have just obtained the perfect snack.

stick it in the microwave if you don’t mind using a plate.

if you’re feeling fancy, you can sprinkle on some shredded cheese. if you want to involve a vegetable you can do that. if you want to involve a meat you can do that too.

features:

  • no plate required
  • no cooking required
  • two steps
  • cheap as hell
  • the beans are already seasoned!
  • nutritious!!! beans are good for you. so are tortillas. eat that shit and feel your body get stronger.
  • it can be a snack or a meal, depending on how many you make

go forth and eat!

Perverted Bunny Mask: Jeon Jungkook x Killer AU ft. Min Yoongi Part 11

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Perverted Bunny Mask: Jeon Jungkook x Killer AU ft. Min Yoongi Part 11

Author: Taettybear

Words: 4.3 K

Genre: Smut/Gore/Assassins/Killer JK/ Drugs/ Gangs

Rating: M

Originally posted by mvssmedia



Having eight people in one house was something none of you were used to. The loudness, the tightness, and especially how there was no privacy.

“YAH!!” You heard the loud, high-pitched screech of Hoseok, making you sit up in the bed you were laid in alarmed drowsiness, your medium length hair sticking up in weird directions because of your bad sleeping habit.

Yoongi, who slept in the bed beside you didn’t even move, soft, gentle snores escaping his lips as he curled up under the blanket, his silver-hair tousled.

“What the fuck…” You groaned, rubbing your eyes as you crawled out of the warm bed, shivering slightly as your bare legs felt the cold air of the morning. Your feet were silent as they padded against the wooden floor, you quietly opening the door to Yoongi’s room and stepping out into the hall in confusion.

Your feet carried you to the bathroom where you guessed the scream had come from. Hoseok was the only one out of all of you to wake up early in the morning to take his daily showers. Without much hesitation, you opened the door, the wave of steam immediately hitting your face and body.

At your appearance, the younger man released another squeak, looking at you with his eyes round in shock. Poor Hoseok wrapped his towel tighter around his waist, a prominent scowl on his face.

“Do any of you know how to fucking knock?” Your friend growled, running a hand through his wet hair in irritation, the excessive water dripping down his neck and rolling down his bare torso before gathered by his white towel.

You rolled your eyes, yawning as you walked to the sink, brushing against him to grab your toothbrush, “Your scream woke me up so I came to check on you,” you mumbled as you brushed your teeth tiredly, “Why is the shower still on?” You questioned as the running water entered your ears, “You know Jin gets annoyed when we waste water,” you moved to pull the curtain open to stop the water, making Hoseok release a strangled gasp.

“Y-Y/N! Wait! Taehyung is-”

“What the fuck?!” You choked, your toothbrush falling out of your mouth and clattering to the floor as you were met with a very bubbly Taehyung who washed his hair.

The man didn’t even look fazed as you openly stared at him in disbelief, returning your look with a grin, “Good morning, Y/N-Noona! Are you gonna join me in the showers? Hobi-Hyung already refused and I’m really sad getting rejected once today, you’ll hop in righ-”

Before he could finish his sentence, you slid the curtain closed and turned to Hoseok, who looked disturbed as well as mildly amused.

“What the fuck were the two of you doing?” You hissed at your friend, making Hoseok scrunch his nose in disgust as he realized what you were hinting at.

“Gross, I don’t swing that way, Noona! I was enjoying my shower like usual when this asshole just walked and jumped in as soon as I got out! He didn’t even let me get dressed before he started to strip!” Hoseok gagged as he shook his head, “This isn’t really something I want to see first thing in the morning.”

You rub your temple as you started to feel a headache starting to hit you so early in the morning. With your mouth still filled with foam, you picked your toothbrush off the ground and rinsed it off. “I’ll go before I permanently get scarred…”

“My body is beautiful, thank you very much! Didn’t you see? I’m pretty big as well! Maybe not as big as Jungkookie’s but pretty decent size-”

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Poor Man's Rancheros

Poor Man’s Rancheros

My good friend and I used to make these a lot when we were really hungry, but broke. It takes about 10 to 20 minutes to make depending on whether or not you want an egg and your beans are canned or not.

This can easily be made vegan, just make the necessary substitutions to your taste. You can also totally make your own beans and salsa if you’re worried about sugars and fats!

You’ll need:

- 1 bag of dehydrated refried beans OR 1 can of refried or whole beans.
- 4 corn OR 2 flour tortillas
- 1 or 2 eggs
- cheese or cheese substitute that will melt
- salsa or hot sauce of your choice
- butter or vegetable (canola is a good, heart-healthy one) oil
- seasoning to tastes
- fresh tomatoes, spinach, corn, onions, fried garlic, etc. (optional)

Tools:

- small square glass or metal baking dish
- small pot for beans
- liquid measure (cup) if you’re using dehydrated beans
- spatula for serving & for your eggs
- small or medium-sized skillet


Start off by preheating your oven to 350 F. Then start heating or prepping your beans according to the bag’s instructions; season or leave unseasoned as you please. You can do this in a pot or in a microwave if you’re using canned beans. Place aside.

Grease your baking dish with a small amount of oil or butter, coating it thinly but thoroughly. Lay your tortillas in the dish. It’s okay if they stick up out from the sides, they’ll just get nice and crispy in the oven as you bake your “rancheros”.

Spoon your beans into the tortillas, spreading them out in an even layer. Add your veggies now if you want them– cooking them before or not is up to you, but remember raw vegetables release a lot of water when cooking, so prepare for a soggy bottom.

If you’re planning to have an egg on this, heat a teaspoon of oil or a small pat of butter in your skillet, and cook your egg(s) to preference. Season them with a little salt and pepper if you’d like as they cook. (Tip: for easier over-medium eggs, once I put the eggs in the pan, I cover them and put them in the oven for about 2-4 minutes, until they’re done to my preference. This helps them cook a little more evenly).

Slide your eggs onto the top of your beans and drizzle your salsa or hot sauce on top. Sprinkle your cheese or cheese substitute over it and bake for around 10 minutes, or until your cheese is melted. Remove, slice in quarters or in half, and enjoy! This doesn’t exactly keep in the fridge well with the egg, but I imagine if you don’t opt for an egg it’ll keep for about a day or two– but if you’re really hungry it won’t last!

for when you only have the energy to open a can of beans

ingredients:

  • can of refried beans (if, like me, you’re vegetarian, make sure you’re buying the vegetarian variety)
  • tortilla

optional ingredients:

  • shredded cheese
  • lettuce
  • cooked meat
  • condiments

instructions:

  • open a can of refried beans.
  • open a package of tortillas.
  • use a spoon to scoop some beans onto the tortilla. spread the beans out and roll the tortilla up. consume.

you have just obtained the perfect snack.

stick it in the microwave if you don’t mind using a plate.

if you’re feeling fancy, you can sprinkle on some shredded cheese. if you want to involve a vegetable you can do that. if you want to involve a meat you can do that too.

features:

  • no plate required
  • no cooking required
  • two steps
  • cheap as hell
  • the beans are already seasoned!
  • nutritious!!! beans are good for you. so are tortillas. eat that shit and feel your body get stronger.
  • it can be a snack or a meal, depending on how many you make

go forth and eat!

Johnny - Stripper AU

admin Jiah is back (kinda) here’s a quick stripper au all thanks to admin Ayu for the help literally ily

  • so Johnny is your very average classmate
  • the guy who’s not v social in school but everyone is cool with him
  • and he gives you these weird looks when you come across him
  • and you have to admit he’s very intimidating even if he just passes by you
  • so one fine weekend your friends force you to a bar 
  • it was such a boring one
  • like all those ordinary bars
  • you were just sitting bored watching your friends dance and act silly
  • bars just weren’t your thing you’d rather sit home and read a book
  • until
  • the dance floor lighting suddenly changed
  • there were red and blue lights and a tall silhouette emerged
  • Johnny??????
  • you stood up to get a clearer and closer look and it was actually him
  • he was wearing tight leather pants 
  • and
  • choker
  • your gulped at the sight
  • the girls were going crazy as he started with the moves
  • he was so professional???????
  • he was smooth with every thrust
  • every signature fuckboy lip bite
  • and that smirk oh my
  • you were unexpectedly ogling at the sight 
  • until
  • he made eye contact with you
  • he recognised you
  • his moves got less uniformed as he kept making eye contact with you
  • another stripper called Yuta took over and Johnny left the stage
  • he pulled on a shirt right on stage and the girls cries lessened for a second until Yuta appeared
  • on the next school day you were quite uncomfortable seeing Johnny in your class
  • sitting
  • next to you
  • he was so normal??? he acted as if nothing happened???
  • you felt weirdly attracted to him during classes 
  • classes ended
  • finally
  • you were casually walking down the hall
  • until johnny pulls you in a secluded corner
  • threatening you that if you spill the beans he’ll spread rumours saying you’re a stripper enthusiast
  • you won’t let him have it so easy
  • so you think back to calculus class where johnny scored 97% while you got 37%
  • and so it was a deal. you wouldn’t expose Johnny and he’ll help you out in calculus.
  • and let’s just say
  • it was much more than just a calculus class with stripper Johnny :)))
  • and there were more ‘hard’ problems to solve apart from the worksheet
Perception (Jungkook x Reader), pt.1

There’s a lot you’d like to know about him.

Part 2 Part 3 ○ inspired by this post

2.7k words, jungkook/reader ft. yoongi, hogwarts au


There’s a new student in the seat next to yours.

Carefully, you fish out your schedule from the folds of your robes to confirm: Study of Ancient Runes, Class 6A. Fourth Period. Yep, you’re in the right place.

You stare at the boy from where you’re standing in the corner of the busy classroom. All the other students are excitedly chattering with each other, catching up, exchanging stories. He’s hot. And judging from his robes, he’s a Slytherin. But he also seems so lonely, isolated in his own bubble, sitting at the desk by himself.

You end up standing there and admiring his side profile until you realize that crap, class is starting, and finally hurry into your seat, sliding in next to him. He only spares you a glance before turning his attention back to the front of the classroom.

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Cats are so good, so pure. I love how their little bean toes wriggle and spread. I love how their long whiskers tickle your cheeks when they snuggle down in bed beside you. I love how their rumbling purr is such a soothing lyric to the soul. I love how they sit their chubby butts on my face. I love how they exist. I just fucking love cats okay.