Prompt for a MTV scream thingy : "Oh please, I came from beacon hills, the capital of weirdos and psychopaths. This is nothing." with Jake Fitzgerald (sorry if I sent this twice)
“How aren’t you scared right now?” Jake had that look on his face, the one that was a little scared, but mostly confused and that ultimately said he thought were crazy. Maybe you were a little crazy for not being terrified of a psychopathic killer running around town but…then again at least this psychopathic killer was actually human and not y’know a werewolf or some mystical ancient being that can’t be killed in very many ways.
“Oh please, I came from beacon hills, the capital of weirdos and psychopaths. This is nothing. Have you ever had your English teacher turn out to be a evil dark druid who wants to sacrifice virgins? Because I have. Trust me. This is just a person, you’ve got it easy.“ Thinking back, you’d actually dealt with and survived a lot of bullshit. Like a lot of stupid, ridiculously dangerous bullshit. Mostly probably due to the fact you and your friends back in Beacon Hills were apparently super prepared for all the bullshit went down…you kind of miss the weird bullshit, although the people getting killed not so much.
“What the fuck…?”
“Besides i’m calling in reinforcements, I know a few people who will have this sorted in 5 days, tops!” Yeah, it was nice to know you knew a few people who didn’t mind skipping school, or driving across country and who liked to help. Made the whole psycho murderer thing easier when the scooby gang was around.