bea what even

Let me get this straight...

Bea didn’t like Ben’s gift because it was too little and not good enough.

Kit didn’t like Freddie’s gift because it was too much and over the top.

All of them (excluding Balth because he wasn’t in the video) disliked Peter’s gift  because it was “so last year” and how DARE Peter share his feelings and try to express his love in a medium that others have used (including Balthazar, who uses songs/videos all the time to express his love for Pete)

i wish i can get into homestuck, like read the entire webcomic but i read it a while ago and i had no idea what was happening because there was john and he was armless and then clowns and it makes me so confused and i want to cry because the people in the homestuck fandom seem so nice and totally rad but no i think i’ll just sit here and think about my life decisions

DON’T YOU WISH YOUR ALPHA GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE MINE?

Just fucking look at this beautiful shirt Heather got me. I fucking adore you, you poop! It took a month but it got here (with perfect timing)

Bea watching "SONG"

Bea:

Bea: Ben what are you even doing. Like literally what are you actually even doing.

Bea: Ben I’m not your BABY.

Bea: Seriously how did you even get Balthazar to help you with this.

Bea: You’re such a dork. And you can’t rap.

Bea: Alright okay yes I admit that this is pretty adorable, and yes—okay—alright—fine this is completely awesome.

Bea: Wait, you love me?

Bea: I…

Bea: …Ben, I lo—WAIT WHAT THE HECK IS FLOYD DOING IN THIS VIDEO AND WHY ARE YOU STRUMMING HIM LIKE A BANJO I HATE THAT BIRD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DICKFACE.