be-me

bae: texts back 20 minutes later

me: responds instantly to make it clear at least one of us is grown

me in 2010: *uses a fake name and no profile picture to protect my privacy*
me in 2015: *texts my Online Friends to fight me and sends them my location*

#justnonconfrontationalthings: 

  • when they get your order wrong somewhere but you’re so overly sympathetic to the plight of food service work you take the coffee that you did not want and thank them bc the thought of making someone’s job difficult will make you lose sleep 
  • being with someone who does make note of when things aren’t to their liking (getting seated at a table in a restaurant they don’t want & requesting to move) and getting panicky as fuck that the wait staff thinks you’re the biggest inconvenience in the world and hate u/ spending all meal being embarrassed on behalf of the person making the imposition