How Isshin would react (if various Bleach characters proposed to Ichigo)
As requested by anon. :)
If Ichigo ended up engaged after the following characters proposed to him, how would his dad Isshin react?
“What?? A beautiful woman like that? Who is totally out of your league? How could that have possibly happened???”
Ichigo: Thanks for your support, Dad.
Isshin: My mind is blown!
“MASAKI! MASAKI! WE HAVE ANOTHER DAUGHTER FOR REAL!!!”
Isshin: You guys are going to live here after you’re married, right?
Isshin: Aw, come on!
“Marrying a Quincy, huh? Just like your old man!”
Ichigo: Suddenly I am no longer sure I want to marry him.
Isshin: Ha! Like we Shiba men could ever resist a Quincy!
Isshin: I bet he’ll wear white to the wedding, just like Masaki!
Ichigo: DAD STOP IT
“The strong silent type, huh, son? …So much for children marrying somebody like their dad.”
Ichigo: We like to communicate in other ways.
Ichigo: I-I meant like nodding and stuff!
“This would be the same Grimmjow who kept trying to kill you?”
Isshin: You are so Squad 11.
“HOW THE HELL DOES MY DORKY SON GET A WOMAN LIKE YORUICHI TO MARRY HIM?!?”
Ichigo: Um, she asked?
Isshin: And she’s seen your hair?
Isshin: Uh, does Hitsugaya know that he’s marrying his old captain’s son?
Ichigo: It hasn’t come up.
Isshin: …our tendency to not say things might come back to bite you in this case, son.
“Keigo proposed to you? Man! His desperation to be with you really has gotten out of bounds, huh?”
Ichigo: I said yes.
Isshin: I mean I’m super happy for you both!
“I-I can’t believe my own soul is marrying a dude who is COVERED in tattoos!!!”
Ichigo: Uh….since when do you have a problem with tattoos, Dad?
Isshin: H-he’s gonna be cooler than me!
Ichigo: Anybody would be.
Isshin: S-so mean!
“Wow. The head of the Kuchiki clan, marrying somebody from a fallen clan? Never thought I’d see the day!”
Ichigo: He married a peasant before. He says he’s moving up.
Ichigo: Very, very, very slightly up.
Issin: He said that to you? During the proposal?
Ichigo: I’m like 90% sure he was joking.
“This wedding is going to be violent, isn’t it?”
Ichigo: Kenpachi says if we both survive then we’ll get married!
Isshin: …and you’re marrying him why?
“You’re marrying your own soul? Who looks identical to you? Son, I think we need to have a talk.”
Ichigo: Eh. Why change the nature of our relationship now, Dad?
Isshin: BECAUSE YOU’RE TRYING TO MARRY YOUR OWN SOUL