be still my heart!!!

Omfg

Okay so I nearly had a heart attack! I dropped my mac and it would start!!! So I opened her up and nothing was dislodged and I was like ‘well wtf is your prob bob’??? I cleaned her up and manually reset the battery and she seems to be working now, but HOT DAMN I thought I had just lost 2000 doll hairs worth of computer .

On the plus side part 2 of my followers gift should be out tonight 😁

hc || BLACKWATCH, DEADLOCK, & THOUGHT PROCESS

  • Jesse at week 1: I want to go home. I hate it here and I hate you. Deadlock was my family. they weren’t perfect but they were what i needed and deserved. I hate that you stole that from me and therapy or whatever isn’t going to help.
  • Jesse month 1: I don’t belong here. I don’t belong here. I don’t belong here. This isn’t who I am.
  • Jesse month 2: Gabe isn’t my enemy. The shrink isn’t my enemy. 
  • Jesse month 6: Maybe deadlock wasn’t good for me
  • Jesse year 1: I wouldn’t go back to Deadlock if offered the choice. Maybe this is better for me.
  • Jesse year 3: I was groomed and abused. Deadlock was bad for me. I hate them for what they did, but also I probably deserved it. I am unclean and deserved it.
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OKAY YES BUT LETS TALK ABOUT HOW PERFECT PIDGE IS

why rick and evie are perfect

evie? evy? find some continuity, mummy franchise

in the mummy:

  • literally they begin with evie saving his life, like this ship began with girl saves boy and rick admits that’s the entire reason he goes on the adventure at all
  • lots of longing gazes
  • bANTER BANTER BANTER BANTER THE ONLY THING THAT SCARES ME MR O’CONNELL ARE YOUR MANNERS
  • the formal way they address each other, “mr o’connell” “evelyn”
  • TEAMWORK!!!!! ships that work together as a team are legit wonderful 
  • basically every little thing evie does that wouldn’t be considered “becoming” for a woman at that time, rick is very into. racing a camel? rick is down. describe mummification with gross specifics? rick is very into it.
  • and then he steals nice tools for her which is basically the most romantic thing you could give evelyn carnahan as a present
  • “i… am a librarian” rick is aroused
  • when he helps her off the ground and very gently checks to make sure she isnt hurt and basically casually holds her like wtf kind of romantic bullshit is this
  • rick loses his shit any time evie might get hurt
  • like they have to hOLD HIM BACK when she goes with imhotep
  • “if they make me a mummy you’re the first one i’m coming after”
  • THEY ALWAYS HOLD HANDS WHEN RUNNING AWAY FROM DANGER
  • their kiss has a smiley NOSE RUB like kill me i hate them
  • they cuddle on a fucking camel

in the mummy returns:

  • A MARRIED SHIP THAT HAS BEEN TOGETHER FOR TEN YEARS, HAS A CHILD, AND IS STILL COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FULL OF LOVE AND SUPPORT
  • like these assholes have been together for a decade and still make out constantly
  • WHEN THEY DEFEAT THE MUMMIES ON THE BUS LEGIT EVIE CROOKS HER DAMN FINGER AT HIM LIKE THEY ARE SO TURNED ON BY ALMOST DYING THAT IS BASICALLY THEIR KINK
  • they compromise and still work as a team so well!! they know when to do it evie’s way and when to do it rick’s way
  • like he hands her a gun and she nods and they basically practice how to fight at home right? they have to. they choreograph this shit.
  • they still banter and tease each other and it is full of so much fucking affection, gag me now
  • THEY JUST LIKE HOLD EACH OTHER A LOT ITS LOVELY
  • i dont support evie’s temporary death but also brendan fraser is literally the only man actually acting in that scene and it hurts my heart to even consider rick living without evie like that man thinks screaming AHHH at mummies will make a difference, how would he even function
  • just like a lot of hardcore risking their lives for each other
  • “do you want to know what heaven looks like?” “nope would rather make out on this blimp pls”

those are the only two mummy movies nothing else exists sorry