But sometimes her father insisted that there had been Achings (or Akins, or Archens, or Akens, or Akenns–spelling had been optional) mentioned in old documents about the area for hundreds and hundreds of years. They had these hills in their bones, he said, and they’d always been shepherds.
Tiffany felt quite proud of this, in an odd way, because it might also be nice to be proud of the fact that your ancestors moved around a bit, too, or occasionally tried new things. But you’ve got to be proud of SOMETHING. And for as long as she could remember, she’d heard her father, and otherwise quiet, slow man, make the Joke, the one that must have been handed down from Aching to Aching for hundreds of years.
He’d say, ‘Another day of work and I’m still Aching,’ or 'I get up Aching and I go to bed Aching,’ or even 'I’m Aching all over.' They weren’t particularly funny after about the third time, but she’d miss it if he didn’t say at least one of them every week. They didn’t have to be funny–they were FATHER jokes. Anyway, however they were spelled, all her ancestors had been Aching to stay, not Aching to leave.
Terry Pratchett, “The Wee Free Men” (Terry Pratchett: Dad puns aren’t really that funny but it’s okay because they’re dad puns. Terry Pratchett in the Very Next Line: *makes an atrocious pun*)
It’s been quite a while since I’ve written anything, hence even on here, and to repay for the time lost, I’ve been quite inspired by Tiffany’s song, no other than the title of this very angsty one-shot: Heartbreak Hotel. The music video, the glimmer and tone of emotions brought out through it is too great to ignore and not find inspiration in, and honestly I was quite impressed with how this came out, so here it is—One Chanyeol one-shot with an extra side of angst and heartbreak (definitely).
Heartbreak Hotel!AU in which Chanyeol, your “boyfriend”, or so you thought, uses the naivety and innocence within you to his own benefit, to realize that things backfire, all the time.
Rated M for suggestive smut, mature themes and alcohol/drug mentions.
*expresses the racism in the music industry and the frustration of black people being the biggest influences in pop culture, yet white people receive awards for black culture inspired videos and music while black artist don't even get nominated*
*mentions the word "slim" in one tweet*
BE QUITE TIFFANY! IVE DONE NOTHING BUT LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU!!! WAHHH WAHH WAHH!!! IM GOING TO IGNORE THE 45 TWEETS YOUVE MADE ABOUT THE RACISM AND DOUBLE STANDARDS IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME!!! WAHH WAHH WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH🍼🍼🍼
Tiffany always looks so nervous for eviction like she really wants to win and everyone’s always bitching about wanting to quit where Tiffany has stated the only way shes leaving the house is being evicted by the public…like celebrity big brother dosn’t deserve her and I just wish she could hear the cheers for her in the audience rn