be owt

anonymous asked:

my name's AL / and wen my book / comes owt inn bits / and people look / to try and lern / wat's next from Ann / I make them guess: / I teas the fans.

Yes I am cackling out loud.

MI6 SQUAD lik the breds

my nayme is bond

and wen its nite

or when mi6

put me on a flite

i kill sum dudes

and gurls i woo

but alweys cum bak

i fuk my q

my naym is q

and wen its day

or when the kitties

waik me to pley

i’m under bond’s arme

i’m in a locke

i hav no choyce

i blow teh cock

my naim is m

and wen its nite

or wen the dubbel ohs

are owt to fite

i tell teh PM

nevar to feare

wen hell braykes loos

i commandere

my nayme is bill

and wen i werk

or wen 007

is being a jerke

i trye to calme

the staff in heer

i hange with q

i chug my beere

my naim is penny

and wen i like

i can fyre a gunn

and steer a byke

but i chooz to sitt

behinde the desqe

and ware cute skerts

i’m statuesque

anonymous asked:

Command: tell me why you wear glasses and tell the truth?

“?em teg ay ,esnefed pu skcahw yllaeR .dleihs a ni seloh evissam owt nivah ekil s'tI .sedis'B !wonk ydaerla t'nod ohw esoht at yawa taht sevig ylrojam adnik stekcos eye ‘lo gib ‘nivaH…” .lluks sih ot regnif elgnis a spat eH “.emit eht'o tsom ereh ni pu eb I – em LAER ehT …noteleks a t'nia I wonk atthguo ydaerla slla'Y .oy-oy-yna ..ahaH !gnirewsna no ninnalp t'nerew I fi won yb deppaz neeb ev’d'I .ti od ton annog t'nia I ,naem I …ereht kram noitseuq eht esol annaw thgiM ?wonk ay ,lanoitpo sdnuos ti niyas m'I !..dnammoc a naht noitseuq a ekil erom sdnuos taht harB”

◃◃ Play it in reverse here, yo!

Hello.
It’s me.
Hahahah well guys this day i came for presenting a new character with the name Eno ,why Eno well if you look the name very good you can see the “why”.
Well ,i’m feeling inspirate for this reason i did this character,i do in my style (with traditional method) and now i wanted do her in anime.
For this i have inspiration in Connor Sinclair(Nova vs the forces of aodlescence’s character, @mrevaunit42 character).
Ohh right ,she’s a monster YEPPP a monster ,but a good monster ^ ^ don’t worry,she have a partner called “Owt”.

100 reasons why Stevie Nicks is my favourite person ever

1. Buckingham Nicks record

2. Her 1978 Cal Jam style

3. She dressed as Scarlett O'Hara for Halloween

4. Threatened to quit FM after learning the meaning of the album title ‘Tusk’

5. Silver Springs, sung directly to Linds

6. Say You Will tour side bangs

7. Dunkin’ Doughnuts with Christine McVie

8. The Dance Rhiannon intro

9. Gypsy music video

10. “Her Rhiannon in those days was like an exorcism”

11. “Carol you look like you’re a stewardess”

12. “Well I don’t think that you could say that to Bob Dylan”

13. Animal crackers are the best

14. Crescent moon necklaces

15. Crystal visions

16. Her thoughts on the fashion of the band

17. NO CLICK?!?

18. Stevie and Lindsey’s Sara antics during OWTS

19. Shawl twirling

20. Tambourine dancing

21. “Who are we to deserve the USC band to play for us?”

22. Forgetting to put the car in park…

23. Let’s join Fleetwood Mac and use the money to fix reverse in our car!

24. “The next song is not what I thought it was… It’s not my song at all… It’s actually Chris’ song…”

25. Destiny Rules spirit catcher

26. "And people wonder why we are still not together”

27. Amazing harmonies with Linds

28. “When you’re not looking is when people show up. So if it happens, great, and if it doesn’t, that’s OK; I’m a creative person, and I fill my world with creativity.”

29. Hand placement on Lindsey in the photo in the 2015 remastered Tusk edition

30. "We used to pin $100 bills up on the walls of our apartment just for fun.”

31. Inspirational Gypsy intros

32. “Lindsey, bar none, was the man who loved me the most”

33. The Wild Heart dedication to Robin

34. “When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty.”

35. Night time self portraits (NOT SELFIES!)

36. *holds plastic cup* “This is not vodka, like it used to be”

37. Black flowy witchy outfits

38. Baton twirling during the Tusk day at Dodger Stadium

39. AHS guest appearance

40. Dr Fuckhead

41. The fact that a 16 minute demo of Sara exists #Iwant #pleasestevie

42. “I’ve got more important things to worry about than people thinking that I’m a witch”

43. Sulamith and her fuck load of cashmere!

44. The Nicks Fix (she’s so cool)

45. Her travel tips: put 'X’s in tape on your luggage so it can be easily found

46. Protesting the “packing up, shacking up” line in Go Your Own Way

47. Pretending to ice-skate around the stage with Lindsey

48. OPI Big Apple Red nail polish is the best

49. Black top hats

50. Her gorgeous hair

51. Tapping Chris’s bum with her tambourine

52. Her collection of awesome rings

53. “Pretend you’re Greta Garbo and I’m Marlene Dietritch”

54. We agree, social media can be “evil”

55. She officiated Vanessa Carlton’s wedding

56. Black platform boots will forever be in style

57. Rolling Stones version of Gypsy

58. “Mick is wearing the worst shoes I’ve ever seen in my whole life!”

59. “Lindsey loves graveyards!”

60. “So if you’re not a swan, you can pretty much figure out that you’re never going to have a long term relationship”

61. Dallas 1978 interview #babystevie

62. Masterclass interview with Oprah

63. I said to the director “you can’t shoot that guy in my video!”

64. We agree, you should have been on the Tusk album cover instead of Ken’s dog!

65. Not just one, BUT TWO, Stand Back music videos

66. She inspired 'Night of a Thousand Stevie’s’

67. Death stares at Lindsey during the 1982 Mirage tour performance of The Chain

68. Strange sneaky smiling/trying not to smile at Lindsey during the 1982 Mirage tour performance of GYOW

69. Basically just the entire 1982 Mirage tour video…

70. The whole 'rain washing Lindsey clean’ imagery from Dreams

71. “What do you people want from us?”

72. Chiffon, chiffon and even more chiffon

73. Fully saving Lindsey from falling off the stairs at the AMAs #drugsarebadkids

74. Stevie Nicks: In Your Dreams doco

75. The fact that she sewed moons and stars onto Lindsey’s jeans

76. Tusk tour bun

77. All the Herbie Worthington photoshoots

78. The fact she can do the splits

79. Fangirling over Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

80. White winged doves

81. “You will listen to me on the radio for the rest of your life and it will bug you, I hope it bugs you”

82. “As far away as Lindsey goes from me, he’ll never get away from my voice”

83. Her work with wounded soldiers

84. Matching star necklaces with Lindsey

85. Her special Buckingham Nicks cover shoot blouse

86. Her love of the Twilight series

87. Music video commentary

88. Her many many notebooks of poetry and drawings

89. That fact that she has a vault of unreleased songs

90. Fist pumps with Lindsey during Landslide (Nov 21st,2015)

91. So many Rhiannon versions that we can’t even choose a favourite one

92. Love hearts with wings/wiggly lines AKA wild hearts

93. “Hmmm, hope you have a backup idea” - Stevie’s response to Annie’s idea to have the whole band in bed together

94. Her love of Edgar Allen Poe

95. For inspiring us all to follow our wild hearts, wherever they may lead us

96. For teaching us that destiny rules and that everything happens for a reason

97. Because of you “we have no fear, we have only love”

98. We will forever be your sisters of the moon…

99. … and the gypsies that remain

100. Stevie, you’re the poet of our hearts, never change, and don’t you ever stop!!

Happy 68th Birthday Stephanie Lynn Nicks